/brit/

wasn't worth posting the first time either

Business idea, swap the daily mail comments out for nairaland comments

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Need an Ethnic gf lads
Have the desire to demolish a Slantys poonani on a nightly basis
Need a girl who will have me howling out "
오, 젠장, 내가 갈거야."

/brit/ is not your Instagram

was still posting in the old thread haha. so what I was saying was that I've got a free superlike but feel self conscious about using it.

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Let me fill you in a little bit about Tinder. Every one of those girls got over 100 likes within 5 minutes of signing up. They can pick and choose ANYONE they want. They will ignore your super like. They are also statistically not worth your time at all. Wanting a girl is one thing, but wanting one that isn't complete and utter poison is a whole different game.

>Privately educated homosexual married to a kike and in the Tory party
Couldn't be worse

who /rosalie/ here

mental how when heather graham was young she looked older than she was but now that she's old she looks younger than she is

I'm just looking for a 2nd fwb lad

The organic things—Italo-Semitico-Mongoloid—inhabiting that awful cesspool could not by any stretch of the imagination be call’d human. They were monstrous and nebulous adumbrations of the pithecanthropoid and amoebal; vaguley moulded from some stinking viscous slime of earth’s corruption, and slithering and oozing in and on the filthy streets or in and out of windows and doorways in a fashion suggestive of nothing but infesting worms or deep-sea unnameabilities.

What is the full list of rules of /brit/?

Rosalie's bio: fuck buddy only

Isnt one man enough?

typical roz

rule 1. be unlikable

that's it

Look at me

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the loom will never end

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haha alri bjork

hate women wish they'd fuck off
I have a gf but I know she'll let me down (more than she already has of course)

HP Lovecraft is Americanese. This is cultural appropriation

goblin troglodyte virgin freak

mental how women really do be

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gender traitors will be the first to go

same and same

already monkeybranching looking for a cute viet gf

if you didn't pairbond in your early teens then unfortunately you're part of the problem

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ah yes I see likes have brought in the w*man respecters

just asked my boyfriend for a table tennis set for my birthday

mental how arabs and pakis took the cousinpill and they've been doing it for hundreds of years now

ARRRRGHHH fucking thick cunt noisy bastard boomer toileague, wrote a great song in my head and he has to come over with his boomer babble and put me off my train of thought

have never known the feel, smell or taste of a fanny lads

grim i am

i waved at the cute librarian and they waved back

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did he call you a bender?

>teehee im bent btw :v

be thankful you are free of their curse

Is this a red pill or not though

just tried vegemite
unholy substance

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

thankful?

no, i'm yankful

is it like marmite?>

Mental how the international symbol for the U.s is Coca Cola.

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what are you lot reading then?

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posts on /brit/

dont read books
read ebooks

mental how you thought that was worth posting in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture

David Byrne's book "How Music Works"
its really good

Cousins are for practice, not for marriage.

Whatever gets me the Yous

Refrain from posting like this in the future virgin freak

Keep for when needed

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white extinction

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Genocide all boomer cunts

youtu.be/EOcz5K3IHWU

have experiened the feel, smell, and taste of fanny
also experiened the feel, smell, and taste of arsehole (female)

The state of (You) having received a headbutt from yours truly.

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both of which are fucking disgusting even if you're horny

been with girls skinny to chubby, pussy all smells rank

all sodomy is homosexual

not true btw. some have a unique arousing smell. some smell weird but passable. some smell strong and bad

>he has never experienced a non-mingy fanny
>has the gall to make declarations on this or that regarding the fanny
lmao virgin

Moving to page hall in Sheffield

EAT DA POO POO

Hans fallada- little man, what now?

any pussy you've ever smelled that has smelled nice involved her spraying it first

fact

now you need to find a new title for your autobiography lmao

*virgin siren blares*

not a fan of fans of girls lads

what about fans of fanny?

Ey Im 5'8 lad

too anxious to get out if bed

I tick all boxes except anime meme

been in a reading slump lately ngl

you?

Might do a cheeky cide on April 20th.

me? i'm waiting until i'm 27 so I can join the club (turning 27 this year)

Flag test

are you leaving europe yet

Redpill me on Brexit

Big fan of cute gells but will never have one of my own due to how ugly I am.

we getting dummy thicc out here boys

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>working biceps
that's like a month of passive compound work, your shoulders are tiny and i bet your back is nonexistent

don't post anymore you scrawny faggot, fuck off, don't reply to me

🌈

I'll be 28 in June. My life is pretty much over.

how long did it take you.

Anybody remember stickdeath.com???

40 minutes

yeh, rathergood.com?

dont work biceps mate
its all from bench stabilisation and chinups

~2 months