Where in the US can I open a crypto cafe? Would people actually go there...

Where in the US can I open a crypto cafe? Would people actually go there? I figure I can overcharge because it's a niche thing. Maybe I can have a membership where people get to come in and enjoy old-school LAN parties and such, and pizza. (Is there even still a market for an old school LAN party shop?) Some FunFair slot machines in the back. Thoughts?

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Sounds like a good idea. You’ll get plenty of publicity and a large city like New York for example means you’ll have enough customers. If you can get licensed, you could exchange crypto for fiat. That’s the real money. Maybe partner with an established player in the exchange space. Are you Jewish? That would help nudge nudge wink wink

>Are you Jewish? That would help nudge nudge wink wink
Would conversion work or do I have to have the nose to play?

where you at? I’d go check it out. it’s be cooler if you had strippers though

special discount if you use Monero
;)

That actually sounds like a great idea

>limit your income to something not many people have, let alone use
> your businesses fate relies on a dumb meme coin market surviving

Wew

I brought this up a while back

It will be ready 6 months

And I'll post pictures on biz

Your not going to make it

>It will be ready 6 months
>6 months to open a fucking cafe
pleb

When the lease is $180 per month and it's safe also lucrative

No one on biz has the balls to open their own

I will

Coinigy charts all over my fukn walls

Crypto and starbucks

People all wired up with Joe and crypto volatility

All I need is a name

>being this much of a brainlet
>thinking it's about selling coffee

Not sure why whales don't try it, pussies ?

But then again you will get 10 years in prison

It's why I'm doing it overseas

And I build mining rigs


Having a few for people to gaze at.


The ultimate sales pitch

100% not guranteed

DYOR

>All I need is a name
Bitcoin and bitches. Have Asians in lingerie driving like the viet cafes

DYOR LLC

Why dyor? Because life is all about learning
perfect

I do fear one thing.

What happens if I get a customer who is down to earth awesome and then suddenly one day he tells me to put $1milliom into a hard wallet or to handle crypto in that amount for his "business".

Not mony Lau ndering

If I can smoke weedz in the cafe I'm a customer

Market crashed

How do I explain this ?

My idea is anytime someone wants to buy crypto I would record them on video when I say

This is internet play money and it's Not guranteed

If they get crazy

Gotcha ?

you'll go bankrupt in less than 6 months

That would make things allot better

I'll wager that

Where I'm going crytpo is behind 5 years

The most rewarding feeling is when you take the knowledge from biz to a third world country and help others all while making decent profit . Biz is worthless in the states.....but take your memes to a third world . Paradise

media craze has gone
nobody with the money will go there because self aware people don't want others to know that they got crypto
very bad idea

Hey that’s down the road from me. Popped in once or twice. The lads in there are bang on.

Do a poll of coin users and see where they're located.