/brit/

Mai fags out.

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got top grades in school because it was easy then dropped out of uni because it was too hard (and also I had no pals)

now I work in a call centre.

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any 83 iq from an online test man in

don't you feel silly now

*sneaks up behind you*
lights out, kid

I actually thought sixth form was more difficult than uni overall

loads of poo niggers in dublin aren’t there

very similar to me think ive talked to you about that a year or so ago haha

On behalf of the British people, I would like to apologise for the bombing of Dresden and our illegal occupation of Las Malvinas.

that's rough mate
I was 2 days late on a report and I got a twix on mine

avatar is shit

why even bother with a job that shit? just live on NEETbux

no as a masochistic fortune teller I feel great

not really no, half of them are yank tourists anyway

nah we put a plaque on those islands ages ago saying it was ours

WHERE'S MY FACKIN AVOCADO ON RYE, LUCASZ????????

wake up user
please wake up
it's been four years since the accident
please...

cope

>Here we go again... hearing rumours of TV statement from PM. Just treat with care for now, this is unconfirmed.

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being in the pooropeean poonion is the only way for shitain to remain ""relevant"

I have unironically had my IQ tested at 156 by a reputable source and consider myself below average for /brit/.

m-mummy? is t-that you?

on behalf of the British people I would like to say a rude word

Never done an IQ test, think I would rather live in ignorance tbqh

what does reputable mean

my mum is poor and needs me to work in order for her to be able to afford me staying in her flat

personally I don't think she had any business having children in the knowledge that her marriage would breakdown (writing was on the wall) and she would be financially unable to support children on her own

>call centres
lol
just get a job in retail
much easier

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>I have unironically had my IQ tested at 156 by a reputable source and consider myself below average for /brit/.

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ah yes, another meaningful vote, is it?

not Irish but I walked back and forth across most of the city and the wogs were minimal compared to England

British rap literally is not even that bad
Better than the yank shite

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who's the speccy fella then

my step dad did it

>now, more than ever, we must rally together and deliver the outcome the people wanted by backing the deal

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it really is time to put aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiating table

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if more women were capable of making such rational decisions, our country would be in a far better position

I managed 156 as well but the source was disreputable

Pen-and-paper test in exam conditions rather than some online quiz that asks you ten questions about yourself then tells you to share that you're a genius with your facebook friends.

so it's either no deal or no bregg sit then laddos

Senior year of high school some folks from Florida voc rehab came in and formally IQ tested me to see if the state should pay for my university (they did) and I scored 132 and I’m still retarded HAHAHAHA

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Think working in a call centre or being a barista at somewhere like Starbucks would be absolutely horrid tbqh

mad how your iq is more than double mine

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The poleslaw haircut

100% mate, much better than yank shit recently
youtu.be/GazJC5cAcIw

Good girl

did a quill-and-parchment IQ test

Putting all my eggs in one basket

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Adding a lot to the thread by just telling you all that I am creating a custom cigarette with illegal substances in it lol

Me in the blue t-shirt

reckon iq is a load of rubbish you fools

fit

wtf dont do that

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>tfw alone

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hand up a bird is worth 2 in the bush

Is your IQ 83?

LOL

hiring more cooks for this broth

Why did the British government fund and arm and give intelligence to the UDA and UVF?

fell asleep on the bog at toil and toilberg had the gall to suggest I stay an extra 30 minutes to make up for it

uhhh

What’s all this about fried halloumi

Some sort of big news across the pond?

have the same IQ and MB personality type (even though it's a meme) as Albert Speer hahaha

Doubt they even know tbqh

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mad how there are posters in this thread RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT who didn't unlock the spooky perk
extraordinarily grim

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Ty Lee is better than these two sluts.

Is Californication a good show?

Us brits actually are quite an ugly people, the euros were right

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I've worked in my call centre for years now.

It is stressful and the pay is crap for how hard they work you. There is never a moment's rest; you are literally doing work all the time with every keystroke and call taken monitored. Toilberg and his toilberg collate the data to see who isn't doing enough work and then shit on them.

The worst callers are BY FAR female black londoners, followed closely by black male londoners and pakistani males. At times it is virtually impossible to speak to these people.

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never took an iq test but I know for a fact that it's 130+

r8 the choon lads
vocaroo.com/i/s191k8G5G7Cq
am drunk so any insults i wont take to heart

Rogue elements of military intelligence unironically. Even Westminster Conservatives find loyalist factions distasteful and loyalist perpetrated violence was a massive headache for the British government.

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people with average or below IQ shouldn't be allowed into universities
college or poly is fine but not academia
they end up dragging it down to the shit we see now where half of the students and graduates are idiots so the standards are fucked
they make no progress now and the certification is just a token
maybe there should be some alternative where rich cunts can send their retarded little twats to network and get a special certificate of attendance for their overpaid jobs so that the brainiacs can study how to sort out the world in peace

>*gets knock on door*
>"Hello, my name is Derek. I'm from special branch. Do you mind if I have a quick look on your comouter?"
What do?

yeah I'm sure you're a genius mate😂

closed the stable door but the horse has already battered down the front door and is crapping on that plate that i keep the front door keys, receipts and old £1 coins on

EE's terrible but at least their call centres are in the UK now so you can understand them. Mate phoned up his phone company (think it was 3) and literally couldn't understand the South Asian at the end of the phone - put it on speaker after a while and none of us could.

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Go for it