/brit/
first Englishman itt
mad how the romans did all that
hate everyone
hate the gamers
>old person thinks things were better back in their day
don't even entertain these sorts of brainlet boomer takes
*rises up*
did you lads pass your driving test first time?
yeah
yes
why are you obsessed with ranma?
i want to be dominated
I'm 38 and I've seen my town go to complete shit in the last 20 years
if you don't remember the world being 100x better than it is it's because you were sheltered or are too young
unironically nearly crashed the car first time i took my test lel
solid fail
"Banter"
doubt britain will ever leave the eu now
yeah as i'm not a fucking spastic
No, drove it in to the river.
Mad how much weight the name IRA still carries. You can easily fleece drug dealers with a Northern Irish accent, a balaclava and a plastic gun. Mad.
Ah yes it was a very wise idea to go from a nearly 100% homogeneous nation to America lite with all the socital problems they have over there creeping over here.
We wouldn’t even have to waste so much fucking time complaining if this is “racist” or that is “racist” if we were the same ethnic composition we were only 70 years ago.
the world was better when i was younger
i just not retarded enough to think it's because the world was actually any better and not because i was younger and happier
Pissed off a girl in my year who's vegan and keeps going on about all that climate extinction shite by pointing out she went to Mauritius for her Christmas holidays this year.
what are these freaks screeching about this time?
blog on
Don’t get how multiculturalism is meant to be a strength just look at yankland it’s caused nothing but problems
no
failed twice
just been stabbed in Enfield
I lived on a council estate as a kid
I was living in a squat with no electricity in my teens
now I have my own comfortable flat to myself
I'm definitely not talking about my life having been better
went to the toilet and couldn't wee cos there was a bloke in the urinal next to me so i pushed really hard and did a massive loud fart instead
>come home
>din dins ready
>chicken nigger fried lice👌
sending atheist prayers
Something to do with women or the climate I expect
want to be a member of the intelligentsia but i dont have family connections and im stupid
I can't drive
think matey at the urinals I was just at shat himself😂
indicative votes 2.0 on their way lads
haha we get to keep em? boss😂
I'm alt right
***3.0
oh i wish it could be football every daaaaayyyy
yes and everytime someone drives shitty in my country and I pass them by it has a black hand on the wheel. everytime
whats wrong with that?
Underage😃
desu baka senpai
I’m alright too
why don't they indicate any direction?
the intelligentsia aren't intelligent
they waste their time demanding a revolution that will never come and that would see them lined up against the wall first if it did
theresa may is a😸
Air travel's by far the worst thing you can do for the environment innit
yeah obviously
(not retarded)
Points not an April fools?
What will it be boss.
yeah but you might as well see the Maldives before they go underwater
sounds lush
poo3y is a.......🐺
donner kebab wrap please hassan
dr pepper as well cheers
I'm a....🏇
🐊
it lasts until April 7th according to my insider sources
one of each ta
yeh ill take one🍩
I'm 32
30 gram pouch of Gold Leaf and some blue kings please bossman
.5 back and sides and long on top please mate
Only have pepsi max, bruv
Never got the dino desu
32 stone maybe wahey
Might join the marine corps
caramac and a lilt
Yeah mate, bossed it at 17 first time
poo poo nigger!😿
Kinda regretting not being a sad case yesterday in order to get enough points to post emojis
hello
I'm really hungry
could you feed me please
I weigh 157 lbs
Don't know what that is in stone
strip burger meal, 4 wings and a lychee rubicon to drink boss
Waheey🐸
All you had to do was post and like things.👌
🥜
watching the new tom scott
Seems /brit/ buys into the Jewish slander of everyone who is alright is a fat underage looser who lives in a trailer
I'm actually a fit successful man with a high paying job
fuck off
Lmao😂
mood: tired and emotional xx
unlucky lads
catyank is a🐍
Glad to know your alright
i certainly don't
>HELLO THERE
being a telex operator seems like it will be fun
no one believes that you smelly virgin freak😂
oi oi😂
>everyone who is alright
I have a wife that I literally just got done fucking (she's white)
How many points did I need anyway? Think I had about 130 on my home WiFi, couldn’t get any of them to work though.
would be fun*
probably will be in future when western civilisation collapses
10 gram amber leaf, cornetto, and a gf
>*squeezes you tight*
>don't worry user, we'll get you the very best doctors