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In 2022 McDonalds will begin a subscription service that will fundamentally change society. For £200 a month, you get unlimited food. period. An extra £130 a month includes delivery. It will be the start of the streaming food revolution. A year later Tesco, ASDA and Amazon will announce a grocery subscription service £100 a month for non perishables +£150 month for fresh and frozen food delivered by out of work truck drivers who are out of the job after "self" (there will be parts of major motorways optimised for vehicle automation, with check points where live agents steer the truck a la truck simulator) driving trucks take over. Of course some will horde food but food is already on a 30 day perishing cycle, much like cloud computing people will realise they don't need to stockpile food because its better to pick what you want when you want it. In 2025 Barratt homes and local councils will combine with construction companies for the first living space subscription called Spaces. For £500 a month you can live in any apartment or home in the network, entire communities (like current apartment complexes) will pop up trying to attract Subbies to siphon money into the local economy causing the craziest societal dynamic: The pay to use economy. More on that in my next post..

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what food should I get
feeling a subway aint had one in time

it is already gone you dumbass, posting emoticon has always been allowed in a post. it's just that nobody did it

>£200 a month on food
jesus

another fun fact:
the first use of both the term "amerimutt" and "FOY" were by Oswald Mosely during his address at the 1937 BUF national conference in Grimsby🐸

any yanks in who answer a question about US geography?

asking for a friend

mmm oversized salty subway sandwich
mmm all of the salad

bacon double cheese xl from burger king

The rule of law will limit the consumption and hording of food. These services will put out ads making horders look bad, having so much food in your house will be unmanageable you have only so much space, people buying £10000 of dollars of food per month will be reported to local authorities for selling food without a license and waste will be expensive to have, it already is expensive, have you tried to throw away a mattress legally? People will leave it to the service to handle the storage simply because of the hassle.

>don't want to upgrade my pc
Then don't? You don't need the latest things, fucking hell.

can't find my fucking wallet but i'm certain it's in my room somewhere aaaaaaaaaargh

my mate put me onto to getting all the salad recently
really smart move, its extra for free init
and you can just put sauce on it to avoid it tasting bad

might raise this gimmick with my Uncle for his pub - unlimited drink for £200 a month or so. cost of a pint is roughly 70p at the pub end excluding staffing costs, rent, heating etc.

>£10000 of dollars

FINNA GO NIGGER MODE LADS

Ye

Imagine you had a son, a teenager, who went out one night. Later, the police chap on the door. It's about your son.

You ask if he's in trouble. They say no. And that feels worse.

They come in and sit down, and break the news.

"It's your son. I'm afraid he's been cancelled"

what do you need your wallet fer

ffs this thicc goddess is distracting me in the gym again

mental how grim houses here are compared to america

i was educated in yankland for a few years
fire away

don't eat (((meat))) im afraid
cheers for the sudge (short for suggestion)

Soon everything becomes unlimited. Ikea releases unlimited furniture, choose them for your home and they will offer services you would not believe! Just because they have your exclusive business for the month. Its already happening in the car industry £1450 a month you can choose from 5 different brand new models from Cadillac to drive including a coupe suv and a sedan, you call and they will change the car to what you want in 24 hours DELIVERED. Next year Hyundai will be offering the same thing. This kind of desperation will be necessary because the next societal shift will cause making a living very specialised: automation.

footlong BMT with pepper cheese, salad, jalepenos, onions and chipotle sauce

dogshit

b-but ours are made of wood!

pics please

which town is better, seattle or portland (oregon)?

fun fact:
/brit/ is for all members of the anglosphere so you better start treating your cousins nicely

ye

It's a pasta but fuck yank bucks
It's going to happen probably

jog on yank by the reply to the post saying it's paradise from another yank I'm inferring this is not your typical house/neighbourhood

yeah but in america everything's really far away and you have to drive to literally do anything

Exceptional taste lad

no it isn't, it's open to commonwealth anglosphere countries only
FOY

Portland would be the better place to live because Seattle is crime and drug ridden

Both cities are similar in that the rural and suburban regions in the vicinity are vastly superior places to live than the cities themselves and some of the most livable areas of the country

no it ain't

youtube.com/watch?v=SASYgKfngyc
Leftypol ACTUALLY BTFO by Rorke

for me its a veggie patty, pepper cheese, all the salad except pickles, hot chili sauce and a light dash of mayonaise

It really is lad

Aaah yes going to risk banning, arrest and social leprosy for a pic for you my lad, one sec

incorrect, treat your better with respect

buying things
just found it underneath my car seat

>sudge

crime and drug ridden you say?

sold

going to consume some pints later

cheers lad appreciated x

>veggie patty

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Is South Africa considered an Anglo country?
English is only spoken as a first language by ~10% of the population but it's the language of government, education and virtually all cultural output, commerce and public life

imagine if we did poos through our mouths lads
something to think about

pray to St Anthony and ask him to find it
he always helps me out
unironically

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHEEE HAHAHAHAHA😂

everyone abbreves these days mate (short for abbreviates)

The average Brit has more in common with a Maori than an Amerimutt

very reddit post

fobm
(fuck off blood mouth)

Consume my arse

looooool!!!

stopped being an anglo country when they elected a nog as president, just another african shithole now

Women can poo out of their fanny if they have a vaginal fistula. More common than you might think.

*abv

yanks are insidious and ghastly

haha cheeky little scamp

i think it was the other way around rorke x

nowt funny about suffocation

this is why they need to be arrested

calling an ambulance

it's 'reves these days gramps (short for grandad)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvI3voBGaH8💙

where's the MLA formatted works cited page? i think you're talking out of your ass bud.

>Jack Renshaw: Neo-Nazi who said homosexuality was 'unnatural' revealed as paedophile who groomed young boys

Rorke screeching and crying as they drag him away from /brit/ and into a sell with Mboko

Hi everyone sorry to bother you if I could just take a minute of your time, I'm trying to raise money for a hostel, currently any spare change you could give me would really help I'm currently homeless thank you so much for your time and have a nice day thank you.

*looks around the room with hand outstretched*

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Pakis out
They smell like curry

It's not a racist stereotype, pakis fucking REEEEEEK of curry. One moved in down the road and within 3 days the whole street smelt like curry

if it wasn't punishable by fine or imprisonment then all the pakis would be shitting in the streets of england

So the States isn't an Anglo country anymore?
Nelson Mandela was the product of the British education system and an Anglophile

>sell

as a full time poo nigger how will brexit affect my family?

haha you posted that in the old thread
dont think that faux pas is going unnoticed

me at 0:40

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>A year later Tesco, ASDA and Amazon will announce a grocery subscription service
Never, they already regret introducing home delivery as it costs them a fortune

god damn it😂

if you want to make your poo incredibly smelly then put down a load of loosely scrunched bogroll down first
the poo will be suspended out of the water by the bogroll and the smell will be allowed to spread

Me?
I've been a nordicisist since a nordic alien woman "raped" me during an episode sleep paralysis.

succubi

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>sell
Leftypol reveals his low IQ once again

Fascinating post, unironically

you stink of gone of milk pigskin

for me, it's harvard refrencing

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That woman would never associate with you irl