/brit/

howl at this webm

Bye /brit/

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dj mash up the mash up the deck
the microphone champ is live and direct

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Embarrassing.

anyone remember the brexit meme

you're as much an anglo as me, LARPer

you're not anglo you fucking slavic yank mutt

don't care virgin

my children will be anglo slav mutts

He said that to me as well
I said ok book the flights or send on paypal then and he said "when i get paid next weeek dude"

t. virgin

I'm half English.👌

he's a fucking coward
couldn't do naff all without his precious guns

what topics are we going to discuss today?

what's with brits obsession with eastern euros? will britain even be british in 50 years or will it be just another slavic country?

Ordered a package from amazon last Thursday and I STILL cannot track it on the royal mail website. It better be in Ireland by now reeeee

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Imma fuck the ho

>half
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M AMERICAN AND EVEN I'M MORE ANGLO THAN YOU HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH 65% GANG COPE ABOUT IT NORDKEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

you're still not anglo you mutt
if a 9 year old walked into tesco and tried to buy fags and said "b-but i'm half 18" they're not going to serve

actually brits are slavs, there are so much similarities between slavs and brits

Olly Murs is proof that you can be an ugly potato-faced cunt, but as long as you're famous, fanny will throw itself at you.

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coming via amazon mother drone

what obsession

DAS RITE

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i guess what i'm trying to get at is that the west has been in a state of constant decline for decades and we should consider the possibility that the krauts winning wouldn't have been all bad
anyway pass us the mustard would you mum, ta

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Utter fucking nonsense.
You're a shitskin.

eaten far too much today
been to 3 business meals and people keep offering me food at home

He’s better looking than you

>HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M AMERICAN AND EVEN I'M MORE ANGLO THAN YOU HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH 65% GANG COPE ABOUT IT NORDKEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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coping mutt
>n-no white man would ever say that about me

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here you go

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have watched a whole bunch of documentaries on the uk from the midlands accent to the castles of yorkshire and every single person they interview has a wife named svetlana, nadiya, or some other eastern name

lol no

gays need sorting

What? Most of this is Germany’s fault

You always use that line lmfao.
Way you out yourself, Paki.
Cop the L poo skin.

not being able to understand a basic joke is a sign of autism
couple of you need to get yourself checked

understand this
*pisses on your leg*

Fucking SEETHING

hi olly

i tell a whole lot of really awful jokes and when people don't laugh i say "not being able to decipher humor is a sign of autism, you might want to get yourself checked"

pretty weird sample i imagine, have lived in a few different regions and only ever known 2 russians. there just arent that many here but im sure theres a handful of mail-order brides knocking about. tons of poles and that though but they tend to keep to themselves a bit

cause you're always coping you vile yank mutt

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I saw the joke but I was more interested in arguing politics

news.sky.com/story/virgin-atlantic-updates-airlines-emblem-to-represent-modern-britain-11682461

>Virgin Atlantic is to replace its traditional emblem with a diverse range of men and women "representing modern Britain".

>Among the people wearing a red leotard in the updated artwork - to be put on its new A350-1000 fleet - will be a black man and black woman, and a gay man.

for fucks sake, honestly all you can do is laugh at this point

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coping by insinuating a cope
intriguing tactic

Alright mate

Wish my benis wasn't small

sing us a song, la

Amer Hussain of Rochdale is in the Discord and saying he's going to 'get revenge for what she's done to Brexit'.
What does he mean by this?

are there polish-only sections of cities like we have here with chinatown and little italy or is it more of a deal where they disperse but only associate with fellow poles?

>modern Britain
They mean modern London

not sure desu sorry gtg xx :-)

Im at war with myself

Always wanted to drop a pin on a map and just go there wherever it is, to the exact spot
Was just looking at random towns in in the middle of America on jewgle maps

What about Polish people? Or Indians? Or Irish? Why is it whenever they blabber on about fucking diversity do they just mean "black people"?

same but i'm losing

You're literally not even British lmao. Insecure boat "person" gets off on calling britishers yanks online. Sad!
Unironically : "more british than you muhammad"

gf sent me this

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big fan of cute girls with willies lads
not gay just like them simple as

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just had the fattest slice of chocolate cake

Can’t right now
PM me and I’ll sort you out with some tour tickets

pengdon is the only thing keeping this country afloat

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thoughts on absolute monarchy?

based

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Luton soars and shines like a mighty beacon above the squalor of modern Britain

preferable alternative to modern democracy

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Because black people look the least like white people.

Niggerdon is a fucking cancer.

*burns down the house*
THE GARDEN SHED IS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THIS HOUSEHOLD!

is /brit/ a Watford or Fulham general?

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>European Research Group chairman Jacob Rees-Mogg has described Prime Minister Theresa May's plan to extend Article 50 and hold talks with Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn as "deeply unsatisfactory"

have a micropenis, eternally seethe that this will never be me

Hiyooooo

yeah because the entire north definitely ISN'T utter dogshit filled to the brim with complete shitters

Because they're ethically replacing you

Milton Keynes will lead the way

😂

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This is what the janny is doing right now

yo itz me fraz im absolutely bobby boiling man

The future of Britain is black and brown
It's been white for too long

In 2035 whites will be a minority in the UK and by 2050 they'll be less than 1% of the population globally

Rorke seething

NEED a YANK gf to LOVE dearly.

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got some toothpaste on your face there hun

LMAO

>it will never be 2010 again

feels bad man

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