/brit/

I have a confession to make....

I'm a cereal killer

It was me all along

I ate n****'''s

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romans or greeks lad

catch-niggy toe

Got some of those curtains that block all light. Very good purchase.

You single?

The Romans are way more relatable

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doubt a girl as cute as that is a femcel

>The Romans are way more relatable

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I am Phoenician

im a girl

any literate man in?
can both read and write myself

because we are their direct descendants

Need to see body to confirmed but would probably impregnate.

based

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yes, I am roman

oh really haha
how's it going?

For me? Brythonic Celts

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

is this post directed at me?

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Something about her eyebrows being uneven so shes unfuckable

no

haha can't read this post

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

oh

That’s why I prefer them although the Greeks were probably the greater civilisation

there is literally nothing wrong with nationalising banks, executing drug dealers and sterilising people

PLEASE BE IN KENT

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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do the english population have much roman dna or nah?

bizarre taig mong, shut the fuck up please.

What if harry potter aired in present day?
Harry get ipad
Ron: inshartium martiosa
Hormone: it's inmartium shartiosa
Hormone: inmartium shartiosa
Hormone: inmartium shartiosa
Harged: can u stop pointing ur sticks in my direction. Look at my pants

OBSESSED

seething antisocial degenerate freak

thought this was the flag of yorkshire haha

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Indians

>why yes, I am a descendant of the Byzantines, how did you notice?

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yorkshire mentioned

kek this is [spoiler]all[/spoiler] me

remember hung =/= hanged

Hahah me too lad hahahaha

stop stalking me

Got a stiff willy

would you be proud if your son turned out to shag cereals

>execute drug dealers
*drinks 10 pints every friday*

just fuck off

wish this headache would FUCK OFF
feels like my heads going to explode

None

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lads

reminder your mum = banged (by me and my mates)

My brother.

Stop scaring at a screen then

I'm gonna tell momma

>watch some haggard 30yo thot trying to scrape a living on the internet by performing virtual lapdances for virgins

wew my lad

lmao no why would you ask such a stupid question

would you like some gay cereal?

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Been toiling all day, did anything come of the April Fools scores?

The winner became Janny for life with a pay rise of £0

I won.

impressive

Ye trophy was given out for winners
1st place: anonymous
2nd place: anonymous
3rd place : anonymous

Love being able to eat whatever I want and not put weight on

History time:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bimbisara
The king of My birthplace state who conquered my native state and ever since then both are considered the same state
His son imprisoned him and when his son's eyes opened he came running to free his father and hug him. But his father thought he is coming to kill him so he killed himself

Should've picked up some solpadeine from the pharmacy lad.

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Quads confirm

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Do not fucking care

Defecating

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haha, monkey are great
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We r not gueis

his bed is a battlefield, sleep was his Vietnam

I am Dave ! Yognaught

In public?

seize the means of production, perhaps?

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America was founded because of India. Just saiyan. Infact your flag is indian too

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Defecating on the means of production

/blog on
Really like talking to this girl with a boyfriend because I find her cute and nice to talk to I hope she feels the same. But its probably just me lusting I hope something will come from it
/blog off

Jus sayin I don't fucking care

Brainstorming ideas how Jezzer can safe the uk lads
>Forced labor for Rorke in reopend coal mines

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Some kind of hunger strike where your day goes normally maybe?

she looks like me a bit

>Comments absolutely SEETHING

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None of those are even dave

/our girl/ on

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why is brit so hot
does any of you sound like this
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ive been told its south london
u better not disappoint

Dave Rorkekinson ?