/brit/

it is not a norwegian it is a schizophrenic canadian neo-nazi

doing a requirements capture for my app
first up: stakeholder identification

who are you?

Yeah
He lived with mommy and daddy and drank alcohol while playing WoW for fifteen years

>thinking there are "good" and "bad" guys in 2019
why do people hold such a cartoonish view of politics when everything can be figured out with a google search?

Hello pseudointellectual

point me to the skyies above
i can't get there on my own
walk me to the graveyard
dig up her bones

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Why does it only loom for me?

surely it looms for others

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Tandem charge RPGs. Noice.

Holy
Fucking
PENG

me = f14
/brit/ = bandit
youtube.com/watch?v=fHPWmeZw2Mk

business idea: M People

youtube.com/watch?v=mZemLHAdM3Y

Hello zogbot #248249

this looms for us all, peasant to billionaire

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youtube.com/watch?v=yFKhgF_vkgs

HEY OH MA MA MA

takes me back

Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga (in Congolese, meaning "The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.")

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got the train home with a qt from work
had a nice chat

22:41 2nd April 2019

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Did she mention my name?

i am supremely based

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool BASED

Were you really molested as a kid?

youtube.com/watch?v=KCkmIyC6v00

Is catyank the supergeek?

robin seplut has 700k subs from filming stray cats - what the fuck are you doing with your life?

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just looked up the definition of based and didn't see anything about being a 30+ year old virgin

Why are British people so fucking disgusting?

sort ur whole fucking ui out la

its terrible

Nah he is based fuck that
Virgin or not he's based
Unless hes the cuck poster yank then he can fuck off

yeah
twas also beaten by my older step brother. he tried to kill me by putting me in a chokehold and then my mom found out and kicked him out of the house and then they got divorced a month later.
twas also beaten badly by my babysitter when i was just a baby so my teeth are sorta gangly

Personally I approve of your work

youtube.com/watch?v=8USngHhFqE0
me = su 33
brit= f14

hes this guy

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He's volcel though. Volcels become saints.

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>Utter state of those bookmarks
Vile

TUNE
youtube.com/watch?v=RFgnaogJ9EI

>youtuber listing timestamps for an album by the song's end time
why do they do this

Yeah hes based
Is he a virgin?

COZ WE ALL JUST WANNA BE
BIG ROCK STARS
AND LIVE IN HILL TOP HOUSES
DRIVING FIFTEEN CARS
THE GIRLS COME EASY
AND THE DRUGS COME CHEAP
WE'LL ALL STAY SKINNY
COZ WE JUST WON'T EAT

i have it on good auhtority that he is indeed a virgin

What
That's useful
It's more annoying when they list the song length instead of time it starts

woah relax lads haha
bet you can't beat me on minesweeper

Is this a human?

Hmm I think I'll see if there's any butcher shops near me
>IT'S ALL HALAL SHITE

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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just a needless hassle
if i want to hear a specific song then the assumption is that i click the timestamp next to it. not the one before it
not hard to figure out

in edinburgh? seems unlikely

no such thing as a volcel, only a copecel
simple as

where's moni been?

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killed him last weekend

To be fair, exposed red brick walls do sound fairly based.

Probably busy raping children.

can I shake your hand

For me its living in a church

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There's a few non-halal ones as well but either way they're all pretty far from me

Oh I see what you mean
You mean they put the start and end?

There was an interesting mini-documentary from France 24 about how some Congolese are actually nostalgic for Mobutu's rule.

i never used tinder. does that mean you matched with this girl?

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For me, its slags between the age 30-40

just the end times, i.e. the first song was timestamped 3:30 despite starting at 0:00
boomer pricks

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So uh, you lads buy the red, green or blue milk?

>God is me housemate
Nice

for me its blue

green obviously

i buy coconut milk

oh shit really

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Don't drink milk desu

Wtf retard does that

youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

almond

>not drinking gold top milk

gay

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for fucks sake doug

youtube.com/watch?v=k6M5C-oKw9k
do brits like r&b?

only old people drink green cap

blue is the only way

red? never seen it la

Blue anything else is disgusting

>playing Dragon Quest
>the NPCs talk like Norf FC posts

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>Don't drink milk desu

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>red? never seen it la
What's it like living under a rock

green before i went vegan now it's unironically soy
nowt wrong with it

Blue milk obviously
Skimmed milk is workhouse water

WRETCHED
WHITE
WATER

We do

youtube.com/watch?v=tlnMVb2XVVk

>2nd of april 2019

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found the leftypol poster

*blocks your motion*

Heh.. nothing personnel, prime minister..

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