ITT: Describe your crush

I'm married tho

Gazelle eyed Central Asian beauty

Aka a turk

I'm too old and cynical to develop crushes.

>Tits AND asslet

Your sure that's not a young boy nonce?

t. 18 year old boomer

I saw some girl with cute short hair working at a restaurant near my house. She had a nice ass but flat chest. She had bad posture and overall looked kind of frumpy so I think that's why i felt attracted to her.

hung Italian girl (male)
She would cook me pasta and let me smell her hair

2D

A picture paints a thousand words

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>18
I fucking wish

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Crushes bring nothing but heartbreak

He said crushes not waifus Midnaposter

I like small girls

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Surely not above 30...

Besides I've never heard an old guy call himself cynical. That's edgy teenage stuff.

He's a cute brit lad I met in Leeds during a travel.
Shorter than me (1m70), brown and wavy hair just above his brown eyes, nerdy glasses, weird Yorkshire accent that made me say things again, but most importantly a cute shy smile and he liked to listen to me speaking as much as I did

I want to see him again, got his contact but I'm not sure if he wants something more serious :(

Wavy long brown hair,almond eyes,oval face,kinda big mouth/lips with a beautiful smile,1,72m,playful,we've known eachother for over 10 years nowadays we just meet in the train when we go back from uni sometimes.I still like her,I don't know what to do

arent twinks supposed to like bears?

Patrician taste desu, sadly I'm barbaric
>Sodomite

Are you retarded.

Big bobs vegana
milk truck arrive

I'm slightly taller and more muscular than him, but I'm no bear

Hey don't judge

Similar to this

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why do you say that?

True, sadly however, the concept of having a crush on a boy escapes my comprehension

If you were to be ever so kind, as to illuminate me with your experience.

A big dick muscular boy

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>blond
>average tall
>cute face
>skinny
>tiny dick
>straight:(

WHY IM LIKE THIS :(

Blonde
light eyes
short
big butt
so well dressed
sexy voice
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>straight
>seen his dick
penis inspection day?

I don't know man, what was your first experience - maybe unconscious - of sexual arousal ?
For a lot of guys it's a lingerie magazine I heard, well for me it was some male underwear shopping magazine (with big bulges and shit), I remember being 11 or shit
Fast forwards into HS where I'm in denial and I think of a formless shadow when I jack off
Then I just realise that while I can appreciate a girl's aesthetic qualities (and I could even do something with her if I get drunk enough), I just find naked girls gross and I don't feel the need to take a girl to the movies, play vidya, talk about my favourite books, do sport with a girl, make coffee for her, etc. But I can see myself do that for a guy.
I rationalise it with guys being more easy-going, with them sharing more personality traits than girls with me, or just because I like their smile, but I'm just wired this way

I gave him an oral :(, I don't really know what happened, there wasn't any alcohol or something, maybe he was a little curious?

And you didn't stay in contact ?

A short hipster granola girl that's flat as a plank but has a 10/10 model face

we used to sat together in school, but with time we've turned more distant, now we barely talk

thin, pale, blue hair, wear glasses

Sucks, maybe you can try to give him something for a special occasion - like his birthday, or invite him to a bar - and try to say that you really enjoyed it.

why are normies so cute bros?

Haven't talked casually with a girl other than my mom in almost 10 years now. Had a crush on the girl in high school for the longest time but I'm starting to forget what she looked like.
I think I loved her though. I know I've never met another person I wanted to spend time with.

She wasn't unusually tall but had the posture and that way of walking that made her seem taller than other girls. Straight back, always seemed to hold her chin high, kinda looked down her nose at people. Graceful, proud, seemingly indifferent.
She was always rude and sarcastic.
She seemed very smart too. Not necessarily in the academic sense but she came up with jokes easily and laughed first when somebody else told a joke. She didn't giggle or anything, she laughed.
I remember not finding her attractive at all the first times I saw her, I literally didn't even notice her, but gradually she became the most beautiful woman in the world.
I was never sexually attracted to her though. It was more like a mental attraction or some shit. Inner beauty, or something.

>smol
>sticc
>cute face and voice
>pretty friendly
kilmi

N/A

I don't have one right now. My latest one was a cute girl from Tuva Republic. She knoww korean pretty well, she used to send me heart emojis everyday, say I love you and show her cooking sometimes. For New Year she sent me mongolian potato chips, candys and her homemade cookies. She made a pillow with my name on it and a big heart under my name.
Two weeks after New Year she lost interest suddenly

I currently don't have a crush lol

My last one was tall, blonde and blue eyes (nazi genes from her grandfather)

shes an art hoe

beautiful face
dark brown hair
green eyes
pale white skin
about 5'7
smart
shy
sings and cooks well
christian, either catholic or lutheran idk
good size tits/ass
not obese
perfect
she doesnt even know who i am though...

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i don't know, is it really worth it?, he's on a relationship with a pretty girl, I would feel guilthy if I break up their thing

>IMAGINE
>small tits and ass
>qt 3.14
>likes to cuddle
>soft soothing voice
Too bad she will never exist.

wtf I'm his crush

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>wtf I'm his crush
user he meant a girl(girl)

stop LARPing as a woman you fat hairy NEET

HUNG

You should at least try to rekindle the friendship

well actually I don't have one at the moment, but I'm looking for a girl to obsess over but never make a move on

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I've never had a crush actually.

the clawed end of a hammer
destroying my frontal lobe
as it is forced out
it makes a slurping sound

you are not a woman and no matter how many times you spam your cousins picture on faces threads you will never be her, terrone

I had a crush on this one girl during middle school and high school, about grades 7-10 (12-15 yrs old), and always thought she was hot as fuck. But back then I never wore glasses to school when I was supposed to, and the first day I got contacts and wore them to school everyone immediately got uglier and she was no longer my crush kek

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Does she have to be 3d?

beautiful haiku

bald grey-bearded hairy daddy bear

what's a haiku?

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>haiku
nigger pls

not what you wrote

maybe, but I rather get distant, if I keep close to him, how I will forget him, I need to be realistic and get an homo-gal

ok

I haven't talked to a girl since new years. I can't even remember my last one

Is that bad?

post pic

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> Two weeks after New Year she lost interest suddenly
Gee I wonder why.

>intelligent
>quick-witted
>caring in a genuine and not overbearing way
>good sense of humor with an appreciation for everything from juvenile dick jokes to word play and dark humor
>seems to value the same things in people that I do
>absolutely gorgeous face with beautiful blue eyes
>long, dark, thick hair
I've never had a crush before who didn't make me feel like an anxious wreck because I'm a self-conscious fuck who's constantly afraid of being judged, but when I talk to her I don't feel any of that. If we didn't live in different countries I'd ask her out right this instant, but I've already accepted that it isn't going to happen. Talking with her is still the highlight of my day though.

She is an American girl, of Middle Eastern origin. Her skin is pale and soft, her hair is long, dark, and wavey, she has blue eyes, and a beautiful smile. She is about 160cm, give or take a few cm. Her breasts are small but firm and perky. She is thin, but not like too thin. I guess zoomers would call it "thicc". She is one year older than me. She has a wealthy father and she is educated and intelligent, but also funny and down to earth. You wouldn't think her daddy is rich if you talked to her. She is lovely and charming, she gets along with everyone. And she will never be mine.

>10 years old
>Pale
>Red hair
>Catholic (She made her first communion recently)
>Good personality and morals
>Reserved
>Physically active

She’s tall
White
Sandy blonde hair
Brown eyes like an innocent doe
Small breast
Perfectly straight white teeth

A goddess I’ll never hold

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Dude..

only crush i can remember having was a young nun at my catholic school she had short brown hair, a cute face and was super nice
i don't like talking to women unless i intend to fuck her and i'm not gay so i never really fell for anyone

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Love knows no age.

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But the law does.

6/10 blue-eyed 5'3 Jewess
I don't know why I'm so attracted to her, considering she's not conventionally beautiful.
It's actually sort of weird. I don't completely understand it.

Laws from a oppressive state should not be recognized. AOC is a made concept in the mid-XX century.

>tf
>tp

>doesn't take humor to heart
>doesn't physically disassemble into particles when you don't respond to her message within 10 seconds
>straightforward, quick to tell that there's something she doesn't like instead of holding random grudges and ghosting
>open to discuss any issues in the relationships instead of ignoring them
>doesn't blow up when I necessarily or willingly make contact with other women
>loyal
>has one or more long lasting hobbies that isn't gaming or "listening to music"
>shares my passion for gaming, is a long time gamer
>optionally good at games
>optionally likes anime or manga
>optionally shares music tastes
>preferably short
>either white or asian
>between ~22 and 26 years old
>doesn't drink
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't do drugs
>is not morbidly obese
>doesn't have any major disabilities
>doesn't mind having a job to contribute to the family budged
>prefers a hikikomori lifestyle
I think that's about it.
No preference in physical attractiveness besides being short and not obese, pretty much.

based

Huge terma

the last crush
>small blonde chick
>no tits
>godlike hips
>overall good body
>very pretty face
>terrible clothing style by any standards
Thought she was into me (probably was), then I sperged out and drove her away.