/brit/

Wow, one whole hour? Heem that little bitch for complaining

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

>missus
mum more like

i like everything except the ring.. though i'll rescind that judgement if thats a wedding ring and youre married to a girl

she's right selfish cunt

Don't like things which require mental effort

get out me car

The fat yank that dresses like he's in Blade Runner. LOL.

just kiss her pussy and she'll shut up
that always calms whores down

aww

My willy, just do a left from the station and you'll find it. You cant miss it.

is there even any other respectable way to dress?

None of us do mate, why do you think we enjoy pooing and pissing and wanking so much

He looks like a rent boy

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tune
youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw

>Drinking energy drinks
>Drinky fizzy drinks
>Drinking alcohol
>Drinking anything but water

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watching pajeets have this conversation is fucking hilarious

thats why i only drink spunk

do english normies even listen to the smiths

reckon we should deport everyone who doesnt like at least one Morrissey song, and if they dont have any other citizenship we should just put them on a big boat and leave them in international waters

hello
what british accent does this man have?
youtube.com/watch?v=BVjh7xYvfmY

Tom from myspace should be arrested

It’s from my girlfriend and I wear it on a silver chain underneath my shirt

For me? It’s you have killed me

The homosexual accent

spackershire

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ok i hereby rescind my judgement

broad southern fairy

for me its life is a pigsty

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idk but im pretty sure its NOT southern

White people stay be...

will be watching it now and hoping for cringe

ahh yes, now he can be lonely in style

yorkshire

The future is now whitebois

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im wypipo an i be like: i love cheese and biscuits

The Smiths are shit mate, dont know why autismos are so obsessed with them

Rorke unmasked

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Tasteless little virgin

I've just read dr jason fungs thesis, and he is in no uncertain terms, a shyster

or he's just retarded. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt by saying he's a sociopathic conman and not an invalid

British niggas be like “oh that’s ur girl? Why she eatin beans and toast at my house then”

wrong

will it be kino?

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quick rundown

I'M GONNA SAY IT

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looks like the sort of person i'd expect to browse /brit/

wish someone would groom me right now tb quite h

Fasting is retarded.
Cutting out carbs is the key to long term health most likely

nah this is what /brit/ and /britfeel/ looks like

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Yooo British niggas be like

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>most likely
you don't even believe it, but you want me to

I do my best to avoid carbs. Go days at a time without eating any sort of grain or fruit

saw this man in Cork yesterday

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more birds than I thought there would be on /brit/ and two of them are actually cute

>cutting out carbs
Is nowhere safe from the gains goblin?

awful emoji, doubt id ever use it in a conversation scenario.

in the context you used, they are exactly the same thing

>cutting out carbs
>cutting out everything
carbs are a part of everything

/brit/ unmasked

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Would necking
- 800mg Tramadol
- 1,440mg Codeine
- 4 bars Xanax
Be the end of me?

get used to it cunt1.3+ billion indians speaking english is the future of content of the internet

No idea what any of this means

How are carbs a part of everything? You mean the trace amounts of carbs in steak and eggs ?

st pauls (the pengest singular place in the entirety of pengdon)

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dont do it user

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you do sound like a horrible person

>pengdon
never heard of it

>Brunei adopted sharia law
Wtf lmao

losing patience with you

>keto: abstain from carbohydrates
>fasting: abstain from carbohydrates/fat/protein

does that make it clearer?

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tim's got a massive knob

Lewisham mcds

I left my love in San Francisco
That's okay, I was bored anyway
I left my love in the room
That's okay, I was born in L.A.

I left my love in San Francisco
That's okay, I was bored anyway
I left my love in a field
That's okay, I was born in L.A.

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That codeine dose enough should do it.

unironically believe that most /brit/ posters are utter chads

what is a peng ?

>watered down BINO Labour brexit now inevitable

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>peng
Immediately assume anyone who says this is a nigger

The thing in don

Which one of you is this?

my diet is about 70% carbs 20% fat 10% protein
rice, bread, beans, olive oil, peanut butter, carrots, chicken

quick rundown on this?

It's mental to think there are like 2 billion chinks that never really even participate in Western culture at all
What i mean by that is I have no idea what a chink does for fun

I have no clue what point you're making but w/e

got what can only be described as a poo of herculean proportions brewing below decks

2 lisle street
34 romilly street
8 greek street
70a berwick street

they're all in soho, you'll know what it is when you arrive

based
hope we keep free movement

Yeah this is the worst possible scenario lol