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No welshmen allowed edition

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Did I ever tell ya about when Harvey Weinstein told me to make sure I shook his hand at a charity event, so I stopped in the mens room and pissed all over my hand, then went straight up to him on the receiving line? I think about that every time lil donnie opens up his KFC.

sexting with a fatty lads

I reckon I'm still out of my league

>Britain is the loneliness capital of Europe with its inhabitants less likely overall to know their neighbours or have strong friendships than people anywhere else in the EU

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10909524/Britain-the-loneliness-capital-of-Europe.html

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Waiting to die

Sat on a wasp

*ahem*
well?

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How to Freestyle Rap

Step 1. Start easy
Step 2. Keep flowing
Step 3. Rhyme in your mind ahead of time
Step 4. Write
Step 5. Rap about things around you
Step 6. Include metaphors
Step 7. Reference current events
Step 8. Pass the mic like it’s contagious
Step 9. When you’re in a cipher, think ahead
Step 10. Listen and practice

does no-one hatpost anymore?
i've been trying to bait hatposts to no avail

in dire need of female contact

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Opinions on FL Studio lads?

yeah its is full, cunt

This is the size of my willy

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the new captcha has made it not worthwhile
was easier when it was just typing a couple letters between posts

love capitalism me

greentexting with any image next to it is just a reddit downvote
hat-posting is no exception

I have this physique, should i be ashamed?

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ahem
*taps the thread edition*

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fuck off and kill yourself junkie retard. nobody wants you here, yank tier

>greentexting with any image next to it is just a reddit downvote
>hat-posting is no exception

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in one of her videos her tiddy slipped out. she's 16 but the video hasn't been taken down from youtube. makes me ponder.

Nah it’s fine, looks normal in clothes and a good base to start lifting from if you wanted to

>its is
thought they had programs to teach you abos how to write

>greentexting with any image next to it is just a reddit downvote
>hat-posting is no exception

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we need to import a better class of people into /brit/. too many brainlets at the moment

I spend my days just listening to music and browsing here

onwards and upwards! haha

link?

every time I watch these little news snippets about how so many old people are lonely I can't help but know that's going to be me

Ahem who is that then?

>we need to import a better class of people into /brit/. too many brainlets at the moment

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What we need to do is import more foreigners with incompatible values. That will surely result in a multicultural utopia

ITS A TYPO IM WHITE PLEASE

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those night vision goggles cost 45k a pair and they have ones that pick up heat now as well as being panoramic

mental how good military tech is compared to general released to public shit

just watched Passengers
thoroughly unimpressed

We all do

take a night off bork

same

and seeing pet rock doing drugs

did acid this weekend

got utterly cunted, got a new found respect for Acid even tho my pet rock has done it a lot of times

how many foreigners with compatible values should we take in?

I am lifting tho and i ended up like that, i am more ripped though.

yeah i'm inevitably gonna turn into my grandfather
tragic

that's one dapper politoed

>mental how good military tech is compared to general released to public shit

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only posts that make me laugh these days are over the top soyjack threads

a torch costs bout a fiver in woodies

>DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>is da general for british peepel?

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hope we keep freedom of movement lads

>Great Britain is the second loneliest country in the world with an incredible 34% of the population living in single person households. This is still 7 percentage points higher than Canadians living in single person homes.

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1:09

leftypol on the ROPES

depends

Post how you feel right now and I'll send you an appropriately relatable song to suit your mood

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What a song this is though

Hope Britain embraces the Singapore model after brexit

/brit/ can pretty much always make me laugh

suck a dick you gay nerd

retrospective after my pet rocks acid trip

analysing my anxiety in comparison to human nature overall

>Hope Britain embraces the Singapore model after brexit

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>hope we keep freedom of movement lads

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well for some being able to afford living alone

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart

how does he not look back on this posts and cringe to oblivion?
must have zero self awareness

the duality of /brit/

sorry tranny bender, i'm not from leftypol

yeah but torch cant do this shit with thermal as well at the same time
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also the yanks have them basically full field of view now as well

rorke and rasheed at loggerheads

wondered why your posts stank of virginity

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Kino is served!

The freer the market, the freer the people

There’s no tiddy

go back to discord

people who lack a personality, an innate and unique sense of self, usually try to compensate for it through an addiction to a substance

you notice just how boring he is and all he talks about are drugs or other inane and superficial topics

God what a loony bin. Really contrasts with the stereotypical vision of old Victorian Britain where even something as common as adultery today was considered social suicide.

god I wish I was a teenage girl, all the cringey things I do would just be seen as quirky. Very impressed at 1.29.

Also it is very slight, I think these days in the age of underboob nipple has to be showing for it to be risque

somewhat disagree

was I talking to you
backup dancer

haha yeah, look at these fanny(male) slayers

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at the end of that tiktok there is, gotta pause at the right time and zoom in. its the left tiddy up to the nip

Why so

imagining a fat yank with his rifle vs this

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pity non of our western countries practice free market

The /leftypol/ discord is infiltrated

sure, but this is also a 16 year old girl. read the comments and its a good 95% of people saying they jacked off to it.

That drag queen on the right has a phd in quantum physics btw

when someone on /brit/ asks you to play chess

post your face then pussy
lets see how alpha you are

nice sassy comeback you tranny

not you I dont care about you

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God help us

no it doesn't

*takes out a mcdonald's payday loan*
*doesn't repay it*

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free markets don't exist

If Britain embraces the Singapore model there would be no leftypol, junkies, niggers or dole bludgers

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Revolting

bet youre the sort of lad who knows all the best nipple shots in hollywood films down to the exact time

run along little boy

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Thats an old pic. Leftypols been tranny for a while maybe always.