/cum/

probably gonna get banned from /sp/:(

Reminder to post in the real NEW

idk who super dave is, but he doesn't seem to appreciate norm SO I HATE HIM.

pretty funny though, but still not sure how you don't know Norm McDonald well enough to not get his type of humor.

You fucking nigger

he was friends with norm.

thread splitting is cancer. check the autism at the door

what happened?
hi qt

CRINGE

Brits are cringe

brits are like better germans

looked at the catalog. feeling a little cheeky tonight, eh?

russian janny is gonna be absolutely seething when he sees what ive done

The Queen is German royalty.
They got so buttblasted over German superiority that they invented their own royal house to cope with it.

Windsor will forever remain German.

kek
keep making more

Things that make me instantly ignore someone's post
>my gf
>my ex
>my friends

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My GF thinks you’re copeseething

What about tinder?

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For me it's
>muh latinas
>muh exams and school
>muh soyjack spam

based

>t. has to make at least ten wojak threads a night

what did you mean by this

LETS ALL GO TO THE LOBBY LETS ALL GO TO THE LOBBY AND THEN WE'LL HAVE SOME CAKE

the only time i've ever been banned from Jow Forums is when i made fun of russian food

you can literally mock every single nation on the planet but not russia

I got a month long ban while on my pass because some retarded illiterate Italian saw the number 16 in my post and thought I was saying i'm 16 yo

i was banned for a week after i made a thread in which russian slander happened

hear a call buds...think its gettin that time

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why are conservatives so stupid

Russia btfo

Summer soon. Can't wait to go to the beach with stacy.

had a dream i was kidnapped while i slept and put on a moving car down a slope with all my pets

gonna start fapping to 2D again, porn just isn't cutting it anymore

Hey /cum/ what's the worst item in your personal cringe compilation of things you've done?

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I have a recurring dream that I'm getting hunted by a guy with a gun. not chased, so much as hunted.
usually it starts with him drawing the gun and me running away though, and he takes a couple shots in my direction.
there's usually other people too, trying to run and hide from this maniac with a gun, and if we get far enough away we forget the fear and just go back to regular lives.

Got that two-tone paint job nigga

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for me its a taiwan flag

OD'd on benedryal, sent a sexually degrading text to a girl i almost dated, then went to the hospital, got in my gown and two of my dormates saw my penis. very shrinkaged.
freaked out at the hospital, thought i was being held unnecessarily and wanted to get to work tomorrow. ripped out my fliud tubes, punched a nurse who tried to apprehend me.
a security guard tackled me to the ground and put me in leather handcuffs. my bare butt was exposed and i yelled that i would accuse him of sexual assault. woke up and then texted my boss and told him i OD'd.

do you know the guy with the gun?

on purpose? how much did you take?

Cringe
Kys unironically

no he's usually just some slightly overweight disheveled drunk looking dude

Tinder is an immediate ignore as well, it is usually some try hard failed normalfag

at least it's fun to read

>have party at my house when I was 15 (I'm 23 now janny)
>two girls come over
>my normie friends hook up with them
>sit on the staircase like an autist alone for 2 hours while they both hook up
>they ask why I was just sitting there

Jellycope

I find if I fap to 2d it kills my desire to fap to normal porn so I usually try not to but it's hard man, I love anime tiddies

confessed my love to a girl through text message, then posted the picture here

about 40 pills. dont know how many mg per pill.
the doctor thought it was a suicide attempt and almost forced me to stay in psychological ward, but next week was finals week so she didnt.
also nothing i do could be as cringe as you taiwan.

reported

t. failednormalfag cope

did u at least jack off on the stairs

Cringeseethe

keep crying

Based

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separate but equal

stop taking the drugs away from us

im planning on making another one soon

>separate
based and redpilled
>but equal
cringe and bluepilled

literally all of /cum/

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are you ale?

Zoomer gf and her friends are listening to zoomer tunes in the living room
One of them refers to me as my girlfriends dad

Currently throwing up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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no

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forgot i had this pic

need to find a good time to post it

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>Zoomer gf

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why?

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i saw a spanish speaking movie made in mexico last night

which one

wowow was it terrible

Mi nueva broma: Que les gusta pegar a los panaderos mexicanos?
Una pañata
jejeje

I don't know

She’s 20

Gonna watch Twin Peaks right after I shower while masturbating to hentai.

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las niñas bien
no. it was a actually pretty good

What's the wage gap between all 90 genders????

I don't watch anime, but my Chad roommate does constantly. Through looking at pause screens, I have deduced some of the animes he watches:
One Piece
Hunter x Hunter
Fairytale

Thoughts?

Happiness..
that thing is
magic
my dear friends
i'm living my dreams
full of nightmares
where i'm slitting my wrists
in front of smiling faces
who are whispering: die please

i don't watch any form of television and i don't know what any of those are

What is her name???

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Spooky

He has bad taste

fk, this is for (You)

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Espenoza de Vespucci

pretty pleb

oh I know her, that's Slutty McRoasty

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>he smokes weed

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They’re singing along to that Ariana Grande song about her getting anything she wants now

Admitting you’re lonely is the first step user