/brit/

The first two columns are correct. I'd be surprised if a foreigner failed to grasp the actual meaning and took what was said at face value.

This is reddit tier.

I dont speak all coyly like this. Ill say its shit if i dont like it

You appear weak-willed and they feel likely to succeed in leeching money from you

"that's not pad" is an almost universal euphemism.
"Pas mauvais" here means "not bad" and carries the same meaning

The rest looks like exaggerated memes, the culture of euphemisms is prevalent everywhere

poor person detected

maybe but no one speaks like that except at work

went to a gay club for the first time yesterday and did NOT get hit on

>I dont speak all coyly like this. Ill say its shit if i dont like it

How very working class of you

Very interesting image

Very interesting

its sounds awful, probably one of the worst accents to have

need alad to wank my willy

Literally the only excuse people have for voting tory is
>but what's the alternative
That is unspeakably grim: feeling as though there is no alternative to armies of spice zombies, lower salaries,housing crises, ruined economy, panic stockpiling, social care crisis, rise of zero-hour self-employed gig economy, bins not being collected, season ticket increases with trains that dont even arrive, rise of mass surveillance porn-passes and an existential threat to the very nature of the cpuntry.

If theyre right about no alternative its very grim
If theyre wrong its also grim.

I considered getting to gay clubs during my trip to Angloland but I couldn't find any

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wasn't worth posting yesterday either

Spoke a little bit to the Turkish? Arabic? (no idea what her ethnicity is desu) looking cute girl after class today. Stuttered a bit at points which I'm embarrassed about though

for me it's jezza

>What does it sound like to you when German women speak English

youtube.com/watch?v=F39bAIc_eNY

You decide

Im upper middle class.
This fsux polite shite is definotely exagerated

Same tb'h

FOLC

there are hercules and dtm(don't tell mama) in helsinki not gay so haven't been there

o-ok

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I think it's nice

In fact a German woman singing is probably one of the nicest sounds there is

you may be right unfortunately
was gonna say it seems dumb because i'm young and therefore aren't associated with having money but maybe they'll think i'm more open to their "cause" or whatever
better luck next time jacques, how come you and your ami over here are seeking them out in any case?

I would guess you're young and wouldn't look out of place among a group of uni students as opposed to Dazza in his dirty hi-vis vest smoking a cig.

guessing you usually walk alone and look non threatening and nice
i get loads of telemarketing calls a month because i was too nice to hang up quickly the first times i got them a few years back and think ive been put on some list for that

kara INEK vs white cuck

ah yes the spelling of an eton man

Adidas just did an ad featuring a Manx lad

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it's mental how middle-aged deanos can just come out with complete non-sequiturs and they each immediately now they're talking about mankickball
today's example: "so you're gone then?"
now they're talking about sheikhs

in three words?
nails chalkboard nazis

sounds alright, often comes across as sounding autistic/aspergers because it's very stilted and often formal, don't know i'd be able to stand it 24/7 though but in small doses it's nice enough
far from the worst accent one could have

In highschool we had a German women help us with oral exams and I wanted to bust a nut inside her

Ah wait sorry this was vans

Vans just did an ad featuring a Manx lad

threaten to kill their family

You can always ignore them, you know

First impression is it’s too cold and formal

THEN it reminds me of all sorts of fucked up shit fetishes

is this new news for you?

*sends shockwaves through /brit/*

yeah youth is part of it i guess, don't really think of myself as looking non threatening but i guess i'll take it
i do, but they still approach me nonetheless

middle-aged deanos are now discussing why socialism doesn't work lmao

i thought anglos dont like the looks of german women

Admit it, you like yank tourists. We are the sweetest.

WhooaaAAAAOaoaoOOOOoooo

Watching Americans trying to navigate public transport in London is endearing

who would ever say something like "i don't like your idea" unless they were a massive sperg?

AN HISTORIC MOMENT

I tend to like 5-6/10 types so the looks are perfect for me

You actually are, I work in the city and I treasure having them ask me questions, they're always so polite and interested in things. They're normally old people too which just makes them cuter

Not racist, just don't like 'em

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Hate them desu
Sat in the underground the other day and had to listen to two girls with the most stereotypical Cali accent going on and on about how many people they wanted to fuck while they're here

Yanks out

*walks into /brit/*
*slams bollocks onto table*
*table immediately crumbles under the sheer weight*

alri lads

It's funny to depict them as all haggish in movies and the like but in reality Germans look fine.

the "there is no real alternative" argument is used by all the current pm supporters here as well, usually citing his experience of being the pm for over a decade
bit of a chicken and the egg thing
middle eastern accent is worse

What about French ones

fuck do any of those words mean

*gently snips them off*
whoops haha

mental how this one topped the charts in the uk when it came out

youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

they have nothing else in their lives worth sharing

Niggle me this Batman: what’s 13% but also 50%?

that's how it starts

French people are cunts who expect you to know what they want despite refusing to speak English.

You're like British tourists frankly

*a

He doesn't know what white means what a retard haha

The IQ of an American, as 13% of 0 is also 50% of 0

black COW vs white cuck

we do that in every meeting

Australian shelias cry out for working class British lads

Aww, everyone has been kind to me when I was in England and try to say "BONJOUR!!"

big if true

The “gang”, as it stands

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What are German tourists in England like?
>In highschool
Wait a second are you an American?

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You're welcome to them, Australian women are vile.
youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8

can confirm
germans are bizarrely blunt

Go to the gym yes or no?

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Germans speaking English in general sound very pleasing.
I've never found the stereotype to be true at all, in fact Germans tend to be very soft-spoken in my experience.

Potentially controversial opinion:
Put northerners in zoos

That's because French accents are sexy so people treat you better. It's a cliche but also very true

If only. I'd love to gf her honestly but she had a ring on left ring finger? She seems way too young to be married but it might mean she's taken in any case.

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Germans are bone idle, they seem to have no issue with clogging up pavements in big gangs so that they can take pictures

Also some old English schools have the same high school

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!

The absolute choon

youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

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I meant secondary school :^) I sometimes call it highschool out of habit (bloody yank media brainwashing)

need a poo

Don't say that mate Aussie girls accents make me rock, I need this

I think of those weird guys from the Big Lebowski, the ones with the toe, every time I hear a German speaking English.

They sound like a bunch of BDSM perverts.

Bored aff ma nut and it's only half 9 fuck me

this is too painfully accurate to my own experiences