I have appointment in 2 hours to lose virginity but i literally can't calm down and every minute feels like an eternity...

Ah, you're a normalfag.
I hope you suffer. Normalfags deserve to suffer.

>i just need pussy so bad
>boy
Did you clean your boipucci?

>being a lolicon
As in someone who likes pictures of underage girls, or someone who is an actual picture of an underage girl?

who will be the girl? Will you dress up for him?

>someone who is an actual picture of an underage girl

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as in a pedophile who needs to be castrated before it is too late

Neither, I was joking, lmao, I am not op, check the posters counter

>posts anime girl
are you sure you'll be able to get your dick hard with such low testosterone?

So you're OP's date?

>posts anime picture
what did you expect?

I am not gay although I would happily fuck a passing trap, I believe this is the real op

>I am not gay although I fuck a trap
Л O Л

Okay lads OP here i'm going out please god i hope i find the right address i don't even ask for the girl that looks like picture i just want to feel some human warmth i want to suck on titties and feel like loved baby again
if thread will not die i will report back in a couple of hours

DO IT

Good luck

Eagerly awaiting your return russianon.

bump this shit for OP to tell his story

Now we wait

you are our hope

I hope OP gets back with both kidneys.

good luck

bump

>page 9

This reminds me of the first time I fucked a hooker haha, good times

keep bumping for him, Sven

I literally couldnt get hard the first time AMA

>Anime poster is gay
Back to 2ch homo

Why? although I imagine it

glad you read the thread, retard

Fucking virgins, kill yourselves

Only if you take me to dinner first

I dunno it happened

Too much porn maybe I couldnt pinpoint it to a single thing

I couldn't cum my first time, might have been nerves

Im absolutely fucked

Casual, try being into physically impossible fetishes

why is this thread turning into a salon for reminiscence on losing virgin lmao

Hope you die you piece of shit.

It's an anime poster who posts twinks on the catalog stupid n*rf

And were there other times? How did you solve it?

sure it is, Jamal

bump

We are waiting, OP.

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bumperino

el bumpo

op is having hot sex atm while im still virgin...

>op is having hot sex atm while im still virgin...
Don't worry yet, there is still a chance that he won't get an erection.

l hope he recalls us and gets distracted when he sticks his dick in the whore

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another falls victim to the finnish ERP fags

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bump

bump

It's been 5 hours,did op get the juice?

haha bender

>It's been 5 hours,did op get the juice?
He must be still banging that lady.

bump

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OP back here to report
>administrator opens door
>first question is "How old are you?"
>i'm 20
>"you look quite young" (suspicious stare)
>uh huh
>okay take off your shoes let's go
>go to big room, bigger than commieblock room of student dormitory from 1950, i think how russia has become exemplary capitalist country so i can pay for sex
>wait for girl, feel waves of nerviousness and existential dread as well as deep desire to stick little peepee anywhere
>girl comes, complains because she left table in left corner of the room but now somebody moved it to right corner
>i think to myself she's a little bit autistic so it's ok
>give money, go to wash my ass
>come back after washing ass
>sit on bed, talk about the weather as she undresses
>look at titties, bigger than expected, one hand wasn't enough to hold
>she tells me she likes to take the initiative and do her thing
>okay i just lay and touch tits
>puts condom with mouth, sucks for some minutes
>i start petting her head but i'm virgin so i mess her hair and she stops, fixes it and looks at me like babushka when she ask when i will marry and i say soon but now i go to prostitute and cum quickly inside condom
>she gets on top of me and fucks my dick as i try to suck tits
>realize i'm leaving saliva all over her tits and she's visibly upset so i just limit to inhale deeply to smell her hair because i don't want to be creepy
>fuck doggystyle until i cum
>she goes for tea as i lay in there and think about romance is bullshit but get sad because i'm lonely and just coping
>she comes back with coffee
>make small talk, tells me she has family of six, sister got pregnant and father kick her out of house
>she tells me she lost virginity when she was 19, i realize even 19yrs old virgin qt can become whore who fucks losers like me for 40 dollar, i smile because now i have more evidence women are whores and i can cope better
>i feel recovered go for second round

>pretty much the same as before just i fuck fast from behind but no cummings
>try to imagine i fuck cute girl from university but no cummings
>imagine i fuck big tit anime milf i feel something but still no cummings
>time runs out
>i say it's ok if dick doesn't want to cum then he won't cum
>she tells me next time i pay one hour for prostitute i should try to cum quickly first round and then have more time to recover for second round
>i realize she knows i will come again because i don't get sex any other way
>go wash myself again
>notice my legs are shaking
>they shaking very strong i have trouble standing because i'm now non-virgin but still autist
>leave shower after washing ass
>girl takes me to entrance
>watches me as i awkwardly put on shoes because legs still shaking a lot
>i wonder if she still smell the virgin even after she fuck me herself?
>say goodbye and kiss her on cheek
>go to street but legs still shaking so sit on a bench until i calm down
Conclusion: sex was ok, i don't regret it, now i temporarily feel less miserable
If i make it to next week without feeling miserable again i will beat new record

you are man now

You are still virgin. Sex with prostitutes doesn't count

He did it! as a 20 yo virgin myself i applaud you
How would you rate the sex compared to masturbation from 0 to 10?

>fixes it and looks at me like babushka when she ask when i will marry and i say soon but now i go to prostitute and cum quickly inside condom

Fucking hell OP you made me spill the juice all over the table lol

Nice for you thou, anxiety levels about the issue are going to drop, you're going to have more confidence and your life will imprivo. Try not to stick with prostitutes and go for the next level, an average looking girl to fuck or to start a relationship, then move on the ladder. The sky is the limit.

based trips of sex

>>imagine i fuck big tit anime milf i feel something
based

Well, man. Congratulations, I guess?
Prostitution is not legal in Russia, is it? I am surprised how seemingly easy is to fuck a prostitute.

good job, op
proud of ya

Whoa, Aruba, I thought the Republic of Ichkeria got its flag.

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Yeah, they usually come from Belarus.

>imagine i fuck big tit anime milf i feel something but still no cummings

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but boys don't have a pussy

holy shit he came back, the absolute madman
btw nice story OP

Gpod job OP. You delivered.

>Yeah, they usually come from Belarus.
Yeah, no.

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I couldnt cum the first time as well, I thought I'd be quick as fuck and was worried about that, good thing it was with my best friend so zero awkwardness in the whole thing
the second time we did it though i came in 5-10 minutes
after that it's a coin toss, I either last 5-10 minutes or dont cum at all

so sad

>pic
Nobody talking about girls though.

congratz user

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>he fell for the prostitute meme
come back when you have made sweet love to your teenage love with fiery passion loser

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That's good advise to follow there op, just get more and more used talking to females and go from there (with the end goal of finding a genuine relationship).

...

a female is your best friend ? thats more awkward than fucking her. unless it was a boy and i don't wanna get into that matter

Boris my son

You are man now

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Should have gone to Thailand for whatever you wanted.

nothing wrong with having a close female friend. One of my best friends in high school was a dyke and when she started questioning if she was actually straight she asked me to fuck her to see if she liked straight sex, I did and she's straight now.

based

Proof that lesbianism is just a phase.

Pretty much this

>>imagine i fuck big tit anime milf i feel something but still no cummings
Based

Disgusting, you're a fucking traitor to the celibate.

I really fucking hope you die in misery you piece of shit trash. Hope you get HIV from sucking her tits.