/brit/

DIRTY
ROTTEN
FILTHY
STINKIN

There is no winning online arguments so why bother is my motto t b h.

yeah, just not too often
i wash my jeans a couple of times a year otherwise just brush em down and maybe chuck em in the freezer overnight

Thoughts on your gf's parents?

sure why not

I want to die

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>pineapple no longer vegetarian friendly study finds

that's so me

way to win is to make the other person angry

you silly boys just got spooked

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Shut the fuck up you garbage semite scum.
Hitler loved muslims in muslim lands, english in english lands and germans in german lands.
And your vile and lying kind on a shitty remote island isolated

frozen jeans?

Why yes, I am an ANGLO-SAXON, yes, my ancest*rs came from ENGLAND. what of it?

t. pure anglo-saxon mutt

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youtube.com/watch?v=jZoHuMwZwTk

>100 year old meat porridge

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Tory source on PM pivoting to Labour: “It’s getting like the bit in Harry Potter where Voldermort’s soul breaks apart. She is now tearing apart the soul of the party. She has split the soul into a Labour horcrux.”

What about jackfruit

Subversive kikes get out

jesus calm down hans

/brit/ is not your Instagram

phwoooooar moni looks like this now?!

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is it like figs where they're full of baby wasps?

he has a point though

I suppose it might work on normies but it's nearly impossible to rile me up about anything over the internet.

bench press tonight my lads

kek, I know. Sad isn't it the countries that don't let any browns in like hungary or you lads shooting invaders get a little bit of hassle but people forget about it all except for the most autistic lefties whereas EU/Europe/former colonies shipping in loads of browns and shouted to the world look how tolerant we are we let all the darkies in! while simultaneously having a temper tantrum and questioning why there were brown people in their country.

can't say it's not british culture related

chuck them in a plastic bag first x

Like Hitler
Dislike Muslims
Simple as

sure but he can make his point in a more civil manner

and french press tomorning!

Only Western Europe was targeted by the attack since they were rich enough to attract people and Eastern Europe was still communist when the propaganda started.

>decline bench
>do it anyway

Eventually sneed them

hitler and his arab muslim mentor discussing how the nazis will convert all of Eurpope to islam.

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What're some peng cars

twitter.com/Reuters/status/1113068368767172609

*ALARM STARTS BLARING*
wagie #52, we have detected abnormal amounts of non-work related thoughts in your brainspace
please refrain from thinking about anything but your wagery
failure to comply will result in relocation to the wage cage for 2 weeks, thank you and enjoy your happy day at wagecorp
*KKZZHHHT*

tonight
today
tomorning

it's only fair, let's make it happen

b-bit gay!
*bites teeth*

Ancient meme

thought this is the meeting in which he convinced hitler to genocide the jews

Can't wait to go to Ibiza and slam some clubs.
*cuts to some fake solo interview*
Yeah so Becky said she's gonna suck bare cock tonight
*loud shitty club music*

>english in english lands and germans in german lands
Then why did he invade nongerman land?

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Most people are too dumb and living off the achievements of few. Which is why I chose to be NEET

*Enemies of the great dark evil (jews) meeting up and talk how to finally remove this cancerous growth that or some reason still exists while respecting each others believes and cultures

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I'm visiting New York for the first time and I have exact same experience. Where are all the white people in NY?

Every discussion is not an argument

Me entering the thread

hotels

zero chance i will be fulfilling my contracted toil hours today

Signing the SWEAT pledge lads

at work, haha

oh Durgesh

no you are not white

>white people
don't exist lmao fuck you mixed race euromutt

Probably in the Parks

Why are we utter poofters

>Justin Bieber has apologised for his "insensitive" April Fools' Day prank - and admitted his wife is not pregnant.

>The star had shared an image with his 107 million Instagram followers of an ultrasound as well as pictures of his partner Hailey Baldwin undergoing a medical exam.

>After coming clean and confirming it was a hoax, he was criticised by social media users who claimed the prank was insensitive to women who struggle to conceive.

tempted to take a full body pic in my boxers and then send it to the gf whilst she's on vacation with her bf as a power move

thoughts? opinions?

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Girl I've been texting hasn't responded for 30 hours, very troubling. She's mentioned her mother takes her to a farm with no mobile coverage.

had a wank to Victoria Bateman
anyone else guilty

>HOLA ME LLAMO GAY MYQUEERIO

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>we
can safely say I played no part in this whole debacle

If you say something and a recipient finds it offensive then it's your role to apologise

this is my cousin

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Played some video games today.

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rogering myself with a hairpin

lads, what's your least favourite thing that people do but probably aren't aware that they do?

For me, it's when they privately come to a conclusion and something then bring it up in conversation under the guise of a question solely so they can tell you what it is

This is an MP?

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lads im incredibly horny and its distracting me from toil

will i be more productive if i harness this sexual frustration and keep working through it, or if i nip to the loo for a wank to relieve myself?

end of catyank

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would

go somewhere and do two pushups and situps that normally tames it

not being funny but i have been the one to go out and get milk and coffee for the office on the past seven occasions and i think i have grounds for a tribunal

Me? I'm boring clean living
No wanking
No smoking
No drugs
No drunkenness
No casual sex
No store-bought snack foods or sugary cereals etc.
No butter
No white bread
No buying lunch at work more than once a week, or takeout/restaurants for that matter

yes, that is what he said, you dumb crossposter

hate it when people look at me as i'm picking my nose
i waited five minutes for a good moment and they ruined it

fuck off mboko you bore

Literally nowhere in my house for pullups
Don't want to damage a doorframe with those bars either

Either masturbate or do some sport

Pedestrians of all kinds just being incorrect in all manner of ways

I didn't get to pick my nose

>dumb crossposter

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what sport can you do at work lol

Give it a rest you famineflags, always the same tedious Jow Forums-lite mumblings

Walk down and up the stairs

with this dick, the two are one and the same

Tie bedsheets/towels in window grills

Competitive wanking

for me it's when I notice the certain phrases that certain people use a lot