This is the best Europe and you know it

So some Germanic LARPer wanted to fuck your women and you are proud of that? Lol.

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Why are you so unironically obsessed with scandis?

Did a northern chad steal your wife?

didin't know that North Africa, Middle East, Caucasus, the rest of Russia were part of Balkans

>Did a northern chad steal your wife?
She probably volunteered to be taken, like the rest of them

What's it like being color blind?
Serious question.

>This much butthurt
Lithuanians tried to have an union with Sweden several times in the history. Our contact with Scandinavians are much older than with any other group in Europe except Germanics.
And Lithuania tried to become protestant until P*les cockblocked it.

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To add to this
>The Curonians[4] were known as fierce warriors, excellent sailors and pirates. They were involved in several wars and alliances with Swedish, Danish and Icelandic Vikings.[5] During that period they were the most restless and the richest of all the Balts.

In c. 750, according to Norna-Gests þáttr saga from c. 1157, Sigurd Ring, a legendary king of Denmark and Sweden, fought against the invading Curonians and Kvænir in the southern part of what today is Sweden:

"Sigurd Ring (Sigurðr) was not there, since he had to defend his land, Sweden (Svíþjóð), since Curonians (Kúrir) and Kvænir were raiding there." [6]
Grobin (Grobiņa)[7] was the main centre of the Curonians during the Vendel Age. Chapter 46 of Egils Saga describes one Viking expedition by the Vikings Thorolf and Egill Skallagrímsson in Courland. According to some opinions, they took part in attacking Sweden's main city Sigtuna in 1187.[8] Curonians established temporary settlements near Riga and in overseas regions including eastern Sweden and the islands of Gotland and Bornholm.

The Curonians had a strong warrior culture and are considered to be eastern Baltic by some researchers,[2] while others believe they were related to Old Prussians who belonged in the western Baltic group.[3]
Curonians are nowadays part of Lithuania and Latvia.

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United Iberia is a personal nightmare of mine but it will definitely happen at some point in this century as we turn again to fascism to protect the Peninsula from climate change and Europe going to shit. Portugal will be too depopulated and impoverished to retain full autonomy.

bad thing, but using similar color when you have tens of others is worst.

Cope.

>United Iberia is a personal nightmare of mine but it will definitely happen
lol no, we're currently going full Yugoslavia

>Slovenia associated with Balkan
here comes the asspain train

why is it called 'greater BENELUX' when its just the normal BENELUX already

>Frogs and Krauts should somehow peacefully love side by side
>mountain Jews stay independent
???

I wouldn't worry about it. Balkanization takes people with actual balls, we won't see them in either of our countries for a while.

Only one that's coping is you.

Lithuania and rest of baltics identify themselves with Nordics (Rightfully so), and are pretty much in pseudo v4 at the moment, which has the potential to be one nation one day (Baltics are part of nb8, nordic battle group, observers in nordic council, only matter of time when we will become full members, all baltic countries have pro nordic politicians and geopolitical direction, and we have shared economy (for example, Lithuania is biggest supplier of Ikea, while Scandinavian banks are main banks in Lithuania)

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ftfy

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You did this to us. It's your fault we're c*tholic and e*stern eurpopean. Are you proud?

You were always East Euro.

Have a (You) for Portugalicia

Lol
YOU were always the Eastern Euro

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lol

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To add insult to injury, have a map of developed economies

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You were the one who made us Eastern European. You were the one who forced us into an "union" with you, and your nobles were the one who enslaved our peasants.

No one forced shit, you ill educated peasant.

you must pay for your crimes...

If your nobles didn't want union, they shouldn't suck a dick at war.

Why are P*les such seething faggots with inferiority complex? Why are they always trying to bring everyone down to their level?
They are just as bad as Russians.

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just admit it, you were the one who made us e*stern european

>Be baltic tribalman
>Trade and war with Scandinavians mostly, otherwise leave their southern and eastern neighbors mostly alone
>Polish king gets butthurt and invites all of western europe to genocide you
>Starts being genocided himself
Poles did nothing wrong

I apologize for Poles that developed Shithuania, especially your capital.

one face
one race

>developed Vilnius or Lithuania for that matter
HAHAHAHAHA

>The city was first mentioned in written sources as Vilna in 1323 as the capital city of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania in the letters of Gediminas.[2] Gediminas built his wooden castle on a hill in the city. The city became more widely known after he wrote a circular letter of invitation to Germans and Jews to the principal Hansa towns in 1325, offering free access into his domains to men of every order and profession. Vilnius was granted city rights by Jogaila in 1387, following the Christianization of Lithuania and the construction of the Vilnius Cathedral. The town was initially populated by local Lithuanians, but soon the population began to grow as craftsmen and merchants of other nationalities settled in the city.
Germans, Jews and Lithuanians built the city, it had nothing to do with you.

Why there are so many autistic maps? Do you really enjoy this shit?

Sure thing, Chujas Wypizdutas. Everyone but Poles. As always.

what's the difference between Belgium+netherlands and Germany/France?

Absolutely seething

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I refuse to share state with Poolacks

Yes, all famous people ever was Polish. Even Jesus.
Everything that was ever made was made Poles.
And Poles were always the victim

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Don't share it with them then. Take their lands and don't give them any autonomy.

You should. As you see from this thread, they will later bring you down to their level and claim Prague as their own and boast how they developed Czech.

Seething Litcuck, you will always be Eastern European.

Why do you want us to stay with you so badly? Haven't you caused enough damage to the Baltic region?

tfu. I would rather be part of Germany than having one state together with Polacks

Very cool

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Tl;dr : Poles seething that Lithuania recovered their long lost friend - Sweden

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Understandable. Bohemia was the emperor of the HRE after all. Why would you want to be with poles

You'd be right.

Only now we are recovering from being together with Poland.

Poland is like the psycho ex that lies to everyone that you raped her while she has abused you every day in the relationship.

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based and Empirepilled

Baltoscandia best country in the world

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No, there are too many countries in this map.

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This. Makes more sense to include the Benelux than Austria

>Portugalicia
Never going to happen, Galicians are the Jews of Spain and without Spain there is no Galicia and viceversa.

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FUCK sweden, they were always out for lithuanian blood, first as vikings, then the northern wars, the deluge. Now they came again with their banks and businesses who only exploit us.
It's sad that there's hate between us and poles, I regret that the friendship is over, but choosing swedes is even worse

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is this 1984?

there was no friendship between us and poles, famalam. We'd be better off alone

Stop adding this shitty countries to us... I'm tired of this

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No crimea?

and i'm tired of being lumped with the poles all the time. They brought nothing but trouble here

I want to be with Italy too.

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Yes

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They brought the first free elections.

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>current borders have been optimised through war and politics over hundreds of years to satisfy as much people as possible
>people on Jow Forums STILL think they know better
Europe is fine as it is. Only exception is that NI is rightful Irish clay

Deal?

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Put Latvia in Baltoscandia and it's perfect

>free elections
Explain. Are you talking about the king elections? That system was a disaster, that ruined the "commonwealth" in the first place

Lithuania is a meme country and it should be annexed by Poland or Russia

>Lithuania is a meme country and should be annexed by Finland
ftfy

I'm okay with this, but Kaliningrad kind of ruins it

I said Lithuania not Estonia

>You were the one who forced us into an "union" with you,
Is this what lithuanian revisionists actually believe? Did we force Jagiełło to marry our loli king?
>and your nobles were the one who enslaved our peasants.
You had your own nobles and nobody forced them to start speaking Polish.

What kind of cycle doesn't happen even once?

Lithuania is rightful suomi clay. We're finno ugrics after all :DDD

You are not Finno-Ugric in either way, fuck off you filthy balt.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_languages#/media/File:Lenguas_finougrias.png

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_peoples

why do you always have to bully us, ivan. We're not part of your kind and we don't want to be.

>We're not part of your kind and we don't want to be.

Are you retarded? I literally said that. Fuck off.

i'm sorry, i misunderstood you there. I would love to be enslaved by the finno ugrics though.

>muslim union
>franco-germania

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>Austria part of germany
Only if you want a civil war and loads of dead g*Rmoids