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Since it seems completely detatched from the wants of actual great britain (not including colonies like ulster or gibraltar) why shouldn't London be an independent city state? What would happen if they did?

greetings niggas

why don't you wank before bed so it's not a problem

Tyson Furys mother was born in Belfast and his paternal lineage is originally from Tuam, County Galway. The surname Fury is said to be derived from the name "Ó Fiodhabhra".

Dudeweedlol

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it's a shame the hat part of the fedora meme hung around but the "m'lady" part has fallen out of favour
personally I find the idea of referring to someone as "m'lady" fucking hilarious
m'lady... hahahaha

guys im gonna dab

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who the fuck does that

salutations negro

It’s cool he’s with me guys

*slides you a nigga pass*

Be careful next time

Shows how petty these cunts are lmao

bet she sounds like Bridget Jones

I still get a hungover feeling if I masturbate once a day

Rude x

absolutely nothing creepier than the silent webms you get on here of unremarkable girls just talking on a talk show

Reckon there’s creepier things desu

(Not defending)

oh yeah how about this
*puts my shoes on my hands*
*squats low and crab walks around your room*

Wouldn't call it creepy but I don't get the impulse behind it either.

Yorkshire ripper slashing my bollocks

:0 ( :O )

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cant think of anything except for handstand crabwalking

I'm just nipping down the mosque lads, anyone want owt?

hello

If you look closely he’s not actually doing a handstand (the shoes are just on his hands xx)

If I caption this as lok sabha and tweet it the twitter nationalists will send me to jail

HALP MI
HALP MI
HALP MI

Might go stalk Jakenbake in London

Pick me up a subscription to pewdiepie cheers mate

not noticed this, example?

Yeah, YOU out of my country.

Jesus ****** repels you. Go to ****** more

One muslima qt wife

Give them the chancla treatment

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Bizzarw family photos that will make your skin crawl

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twitch.tv/jakenbakelive

lmao

How would you rate yer immigrants lads, for me it's:
Latinos, Based
Blacks, Based
Asians, Based
Arabs, pakis, Indians etc., Depends but generally Based
Eastern Euros especially poles cringe violent aggressive antisocial little fuckers

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Wowitsheckingnothing.jpg

The Guardian commissioned an artwork which is said to best represent Brexit.
theguardian.com/artanddesign/2019/apr/03/anish-kapoor-brexit-artwork-britain-edge-abyss

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Mboko

england is a roastie

tell me:
what are typical chav names in england?

in.yahoo.com/news/group-six-men-20s-sexually-assault-12-year-old-schoolgirl-bus-birmingham-074520225.html

Looks like a big fanny on its period

Transgender UK

powerful

imagine shilling some literal who on /brit/ but rightfully no-one gives a shit so just straight up link their channel instead
what is the fucking point

looks like a fanny

oh right sorry was too creeped out to notice

umm cant find any sorry

is that right

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That’s a cunt desu

>in.yapoo

Chris, Darren, Sean, Ashley (male)

One girl who I’ve seen around at uni who is not in anyway connected my social circle so I’ve decided to start talking to her out of the blue
Going to write out general conversational topics to talk to her about. She looks a bit indie and honestly may be a lesbian but I’m still going for it
Give me ideas

The gf

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>Kapoor suggests the damage is even visible from space. His artwork might serve as a warning to any passing flying saucers: avoid this riven nightmare of a nation.
lol fucking hell, Brexit isn't that bad.

Wolloam Bobbons!

honk honk

Never met a bird called Darren desu

im going to dab on your fucking arses

Spending the day watching cute girls vlog about cute things again lads

then you haven't lived mate

>black woman in London caught masturbating ,says I was only itching

Protoshag

I've never met a bloke called zoey

never been racist before but im not afraid to start now

Twochay

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Test

-icals

icles

>tfw no qt police gf
Any kinos for this feel?

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I'm tired of people saying the Irish are angry drunks, and once I finish this beer I'm going to punch the last person that said that.

Ah yes the famed british humour

Dis nigga so fly he picked another nigga and hit several niggas with it 100 100

based Egyptian man

ok
THIS is epic

What the fuck is that thing beside her? It looks like death.

getting sick of my old man lads
he's too fucking negative and constantly drags me down

Do you have a telegram conference here?

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pressed the letters on my keyboard the wrong order

Got the sack for being stale, pale and male

does he call you a 30 year old virgin freak loser?

Same
Since mine has retired hes become a fucking wasteman
He BADLY needs a new hobby or something