Based China and India making sure we never leave this planet

Because not even you can stop the eternal onslaught that is chink an poi’s combined

This is bullshit propaganda LMAO. Everybody knows American engineering is a joke now. NASA is butthurt because they haven't done anything since the 1960s.

Chinas retardation is they did it to a satellite in geostationary orbit. That shit is never coming down. We'll have to actively clean it up.

Why don't we just nuke the debris out of space?

t. russian scientist

Indians decided to skip poo in the loo part and evolve straight to the poo in the space.
Soon they will launch their first designated shitting space station

I nominate you. Grab a mop, Rodriguez.

>NASA is butthurt because they haven't done anything since the 1960s

nasa.gov/missions

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raus ping tang

>tfw born too early to be space trash man
fuck this gay earth

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Not even remotely Hispanic and I didn't make the mess. If China has such a great space program they should be cleaning up their mess.

Literally never heard of any of these missions besides Apollo LMAO. Old and busted.

Was pooing into black holes their plan all along? We may never know

That's not how nukes or laws of thermo dynamics work
t.thermal engineer

You being a fucking ignorant moron doesnt mean they havent actively been completing missions. Also, a lot of those missions are well known.

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None of these missions do anything, retard. It's just to make it look like NASA is doing shit when in actuality, they're falling behind Europe, China, Russia and India.

It would be incredibly stupid because of the side affects but a nuke can move objects in space.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

Based

>why don't we just throw a grenade in the air to deflect a canister shot from half a mile away?

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None of what you said is remotely true.

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Nuking things above stratosphere is generally very problematic and could even cause acute degradation of ozone layer over a certain region

A thermonuclear explosion in exosphere would cause more problems than the debris

2030

Chinks and Poos are plague upon this Earth.

Seems like the anti-satellite missile is very effective
Good job India

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You haven't named anything they've done since the Apollo missions.

Didn't they land on an asteroid last year ?
And didn't they build rockets that land back on earth unharmed last year ?

That's why I said the side effects make it a retarded thing to do.
This. One missile, multiple satellites.

Just make force field, because without force field that protects from radiation and metorits there are cannot be a space flights.

But wouldn't the space station and the debris be orbiting at about the same speed? It would be like hitting a car going 80 in the back doing 82 mph, it's ultimately just like hitting it at 2mph no?

>lmao let's just create a radioactive belt of fallout that will circle the earth and create an emp blast that'll knock out half the worlds electronics
They stopped doing low orbit nuclear testing in the 60s because an American test near the center of the pacific knocked out radios and shit all around the ocean.

You're being ironic right ?

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BASED

you cant make this shit up

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He isn't wrong, you know.

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what if they're going opposite directions

He isn't wrong if it were cars going 80ish mph on a highway. Topic is space debri and ISS though.

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Do newton's laws change when you're in space? No? Then he's not wrong.

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Numerous Mars exploration missions, Hubble, ISS, current work on landing on Mars and returning to the moon, Chandra X, numerous probes to outer planets, landing on an asteroid, etc. Again because you are an ignorant moron who talks of things you dont understand doesnt mean NASA has been doing nothing.

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>Soon they will launch their first designated shitting space station
They already have en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

Yes hes an indiot. He also pretend to know nothing about missions like Voyager, Viking, all of the rovers, Hubell and other orbital observatories, the work going into a lunar space station, a lunar habitat, going to mars, etc.

the us no longer leads in space technology because our schools are so shitty and underfunded. our science education is third world tier

Everything doesn't fly in the same direction in space you doofus. Orbit isn't a highway. NA education represented at it's best.

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What's the discussion? Sanction and denounce all polluters. Stop America/China/India before they kill us all.

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International Space Station? More like Designated Shit Station

Where else are they going to shit? Space? Imagine getting killed by a high velocy dehydrated turd while spacewalking.

based retard

It's too late.

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bait/10

The earth only spins in one direction, and gravity pulls all the satellites in that same direction

>I cant understand irony
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T. Urmom

why.

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>Almost everything in the solar system is spinning because the matter it is made of was always spinning in some small way. That kind of momentum doesn’t just go away. There is no force that makes planets rotate or orbit — it’s just the energy from the formation of the solar system still being expended.

Is this common knowledge in america?

american education

Just restat your Perception bro, lol.

Finally we are not number 1 in something shameful.

Why do people think they can survive in places with a diferent gravity than earth and not suffer health issues?

Also all the radiation when you leave ionosphere.

Space colonizing is just sci fi retardation.

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That's SpaceX, and nasa still uses superior russian rockets for missions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_West_Ford
>That one time America dumped half a billion needles in space

Exactly. All the satellites originated on earth so they are all also spinning in the same direction.

Nah, the impact will have put the debris in an eccentric orbit vastly different from that of the ISS, meaning the speed difference could potentially be large. Also, at those speeds even a difference of 1% would be about 500 km/h

China is playing the long game
>pollute space with junk
>develop junk cleaning satellite
>hold monopoly with said satellite
>charge america futaba-penis sized prices for cleanup service

They unironically do, has your ged not caught up with einstein yet?

see you in 3 days

People on earth suffer health issues too yet we thrive.

No you don't, most disseases are because you're a fat loser who can't into fitness and nutrition.

even cancer is the result of your garbage diet.

Neither you nor me we both will never leave the planet anyway so who cares.

Okay that does make sense, but why do all the planets rotate in the same direction (sans Venus which orbits super slow for that reason) and orbit around the sun in the same direction? I get why they're all more a less level what with the disc forming in the early solar system, but why do they all move the same?

which one's the designated poo orbit

Sure. People were way healthier before the modern era. Wild animals are peak health.

Excuse me, who was it that sent so much shit up there in the first place without any regard to putting them in different orbits so they wouldn't collide?

reuters.com/article/us-india-satellite-usa/u-s-sees-india-space-debris-from-weapons-test-eventually-burning-up-idUSKCN1R91T0

Our solar system fomed from a counter-clockwise rotating cloud of dust. The stars and planets are merely preserving that energy. Other galaxies might rotate in other directions. The distribution between clockwise and counter-clockwise rotating galaxies is about 50/50.
arxiv.org/abs/0803.3247

It's all debri from the same satellite.