Culture Pals /cp/ general

The Return is the Chad: edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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>qtcrawler:
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>Script:
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1 for wanting to breed a Brazilian

That should be easy for you

qt acts like she's going to send nudes, makes me promise not to show anyone and then trolls me and sends me pictures of food, what did she mean by this?

that would be me

I love you

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I am so fucking horny.

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i'll fuck you in the ass if you want

How often do poos have sex

alright which one of you is this

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that would be me

that would be me

that would be me

how to ask to girls to send their nudes

*ask girls

>Korean flag
Hahahaha like you even have to ask... girls send you their wet pussies without you even asking

You're Korean, find one of the thousands of koreaboos and you don't even need to ask

You already know

>that feeling of shame after sexting
want to die lads

Was she cute?

just think about it as a natural thing. Like masturbating. No need to be ashamed of it. Really....

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Gains

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I hope that's just a snack

Am I imagining it, or do Indonesian girls really want some white dick?

Of course they do. They are thirsty af

I’m so unhappy lads
Why do people have to be such shits

All SEAs do. The only correct course of action is to ignore them

qu’est-ce qu’il arrivé?

But what if I caught them yellow fever, leaf-san

>But what if I caught them yellow fever, leaf-san
Don't become this

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Mes supposés amis parlent dans mon dos et m’engueulent à chaque projet de groupe
L’ambiance dans la classe est agressive constamment.
J’en ai marre... la seule chose que je veux vraiment dans ma vie c’est avoir des amis et être sympa avec eux et qu’on s’entende tous bien entre nous

The guy I had lunch with today completely shunned me because of this cunt in class... I thought we had an earnest exchange but it’s all a façade

Seek treatment before it's terminal and you become

I never liked SEA, but I talked with an indonesian girl and se was so fucking simple and stupid and cute, it made my pp hard.

C’est triste :(

Mais, nous sommes tes amis!

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No, but it doesn't really make a difference. I feel like I'm leading ugly girls on, and cute girls always make me suspicious that they're laughing at me behind my back

You need to pick one and meet her. Then you’ll enjoy it, because you know it’s just a thing between the two of you

J’aimerais que nous le soyons, c’est difficile quand on ne peut même pas se voir dans la vraie vie

My grandfather is a baby boomer with an Asian wife. An age appropriate Asian wife, but still an Asian wife. He married her less than a year after my grandmother died. What do I do?

Mais c’est vrai! tu besoin de un bière ami, prends-le

L’université est stupide. Après, la vie est bonne

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Really?

Do boomers have no shame?

sounds based to me

baste

Rate my national choices me lads

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Shit taste desu
*barfs*

Top is based
Bottom three are cringe

Russians are qt

yikes and cringepilled

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My indoqt says she hates chinks as well as nigs and kikes

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>Thick Turkroach qt views my profile
>I have a BULLgarian qt already though
baka

Bulgarians are better anyways

Bulgarians are just Turks that speak a Slavic language, change my mind

yeah that's my opinion that I've come to too.

You're Canadian, you don't have a mind, Frenchie

>Frenchie
I don't know a word of that gay Quebec shit

Good but you're still wrong.

Bulgarians are actually euros tho

Why is interpals full of the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into the world?

Why is Jow Forums full of the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into the world?

Doesn't mean they're not descended from a Turkic group though. The Bulgars were Turks that settled there and eventually start mixing with Slavs and converted to Christianity.

Based & Redpilled

This is madness. This is blasphemy

I checked out his profile, hes a fucking chink kek

Where she from?

I thought Bulgarians were Slavs

They're a Slav/Turk mix and there's debate over whether they have more Slavic or more Turkic ancestry.

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>tfw no 1st world gf

Have you started messaging North American qts yet?

Any Gambians here?

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For titman

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I kinda wanna go to THE GAMBIA just to check out how the sex tourism industry is there

Suce ma queue petite mechant!

Gambians seem friendly desu

helo from the smiling coast of africa THE GAMBIA

Talk to them, try to be flirty or romantic, girls love that shit, and then transition to lewd talk from there. But it isn't easy. I've had girls (especially Russians) that masturbate with me and we send each other lewd voice messages, but they refuse to send pics of their body
If she's not the romantic type, think of a smooth way to ask her something like "do you think I like tits or ass better?" as long as you've talking to her a long time and she's really comfortable with you. It'll be easy to steer to convo to lewd stuff from there (ie "well if I like boobs better, is that good for you, or do you think you have a better butt?").
Just make sure in both situations you haven't been friendzoned, make sure you compliment her appearance and stuff beforehand, so she knows you don't just wanna be a friend to her. If she keeps talking to you after that, it means deep down she wants you to fuck her, even if she doesn't know it and is kinda prude.

Yes. I'm busy with a client right now though.

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>tfw will never have a persian gf

>tfw will never have a gf

fucking virgins...

hey guys, newfag here, I am not looking for relationships or nudes or anything. I just want to know if this website is any useful for language exchange and language practice partners
Any experience from language learners here?

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It can be used that way if you want

what a chad

well, yea ...

You can find whatever you want desu

>I really really love Noam Chomsky's books.

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It can be, but remember that people will stop talking if they don't feel a connection.

if I’m not sure if I’m attractive or not should I have my face as my profile picture?

do half/full body pic that way they can't really see if your face is fucked or not

Yes. Normally those thoughts are just in your head and you're actually just normal like all of us

ionforkincairns
you can visit my profile and see my previous profile pic, would that be enough to attract qt foreign pussy?

I thought that I'm unattractive, but interpals made me feel better about myself. Go for it.

Yeah you want it if you want to message qts