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Live PD edition

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these stupid niggers need to stop accusing white ppl of racism

reposting because based

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is that the dude from wild wild country

the only comic book movies ive ever watched are the batman ones
the new one looks good

First Englishman post itt

god I wish I was a cute girl so I could wear cute dresses haha x

Deleted in the last thread to repost it, I guess you beat me to it

Rate my wife.

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>jakenbake goes to London
>all his snipers are pakis

Christ alive

twitch.tv/jakenbakelive

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Best posters are JUST toilers. Simple as. Anyone who is not in a dead end wagecuck job can fuck off

you can tell she's got work done on her nose

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Fuck off anime virgin

Fuck off adspam

he's a known paedo he won't have a redemption

I'm big gay

Glad tomorrow is friday

Nearly there brother

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>they weren't blaming white people when they rioted there though so your picture is stupid no offense

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Rubbish just like the show

I heard you called me a mongol

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I know I could tell but nevertheless Peep Show is a bugman soygimp show. Only bugmen enjoy it

It's like gaming in that sense

For me its Eurovision
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H O W L I N G

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fight me chink

got something to tell you lad, might not like it x

why you afraid to respond me

lol just watched this a few hours ago
still funny

What do you do in situation like this?

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What is it?

business idea : depublic

Cutting scars kind of attractive? Not the small one the huge ones where they have obviously tried to kill themselves.

Wednesday mate.

It isn't funny

that mitchell and webb look

walk away like a real man

>durhur u can't post w/ norge flag i'm 2 based
fag

I wouldn't be surprised if Bannon was on the spectrum. It's not uncommon, and paternal age (35+) is a contributing factor.

B-but i could have sworn...

NOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T DO 2 MORE DAYS

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oh I guess I wasn't laughing then... IDIOT
yeah, I've been looking at their Wiki. too bad it's not on Netflix

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LOL

What does this have to do with Britain?

miss going out on the lash with the lads to pull
gf has got me domesticated like a good little soyboy

wrong

you beat up the whore till she's bleeding *dabs*

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Had a bit of a scary one last night actually ladoids. Started out alright enough. Met this fetching cockney lassite on some sort of minor british isle. Think she was involved in organised crime. We go off somewhere then she gets a call, has to go to this warehouse to deal with something. Get there and Bradley Walsh is holding the place up. He's standing around reading this book. I can't see the cover. Everyone is right tense, he's clearly a dangerous man. All the lovable organised crime lads standing around in fear of are Brad as he reads this book in the warehouse.
He asks, "What's a nine letter word beginning with H?". He pronounces it 'aitch'. Think someone gave an answer, but I can't remember what, and he ignored it anyway.
"What's a ten letter word beginning with I?"
I remember I panicked here and objected: "'N' isn't a number!", only for someone to correct me, that it was 'ten', not 'n'. Think it was Brad, doing one of his devil-may-care grins: "ten, you idiot."
Anyway, he finally comes out with a five letter word beginning with Y. "Yikes." I can see the book cover now, it's "The Beginner's Guide to Mossad". And these shelves around us explode. He's put explosive charges in em or summat. I and my new Cockney girlfriend leg it away, but I think an exploding shelf catches me and I hit the floor.

Rest of it was really quite disturbing. Bradders just comes up to me, says something right sinister, and starts breaking different bones by stomping or stepping on and putting weight onto my joints. They crack or pop out of place and there's this dull pain, and he just moves on to the next one. Eventually I should by all rights be a quadriplegic mong, but I suddenly gets up and I runs away a bit, but he catches me somehow and gets right back to the bone breaking.

Shan't ever know how it ended as it was then that I awoke.

Really a bit scared I'm dreaming about Mossad. Are they threatening to break all my bones or blow up my shelves?

Dunno. Might blog on in a bit.

shut up you wrong'un

You werent laughing you were going hmphhhh and blowing out of your nose but also you might have been laughing because you mistakenly thought it was funny

*robs the hash from your gaff*

but then you get arrested (and raped) not worth it

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nay a pixel

Live PD is the greatest television program of all time

there's a black lad rapping next to me

why would you want sent me on a hiatus

also the video is a British couple it's clearly on topic

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>One chance at life
>Didn't go to high school in New York and have fun with my multicultural friends

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It's not fair, they're all so happy and American! I want to be a New Yorker!

Real men beat women
The idea that "only cowards hit women" is postmodern

Making love to his tonic and gin...

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Agreed but it’s nice having sex on tap at least

execute him on the spot la

off to wonka my willy

COPS - Live PD - First 48

The Holy Trinity

there's a black lad raping next to me

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is paternal age really a contributing factor?

real men aren't phased or get worked up by women only women get worked up by women

not enough of it I think
get a daily shag thrown at me and that's it

nah it's fun tbf

>You werent laughing
stopped reading there

My first gf used to hit me all the time

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the janman is not going to be happy...

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I'm a real man and I beat women
Hit her then

in 10 years you'll miss the days you had sex with your SO more than once a week

Yeah the risk goes up if the father is older. Trump was probably around 60 when Bannon was conceived.

nig

Wonder how much those kids cost

that's not good lad you clearly are an overly emotional person

Don't expect any replies but do hope some of you will read my scary dream and absorb some of its threatening tantric energy

wouldn't let a gay man touch my sons
can't imagine being raised by gays. basically child abuse

Those kids are getting nonced

its just a coincidence that they are both boys

Remember when they took out an injunction for something haha

Every day we descend further into insanity.

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i know that mother's age is a factor but i don't think father's age is a factor. the healthy sperms should be what reaches the egg and you produce so much it shouldn't matter if some are shitty

a young black girl just sat next to me. she smells pretty bad tbf. not good

Reminder you'll get locked up for domestic if she has marks and you don't.
Beat her with a phone book.

Stoicism is for retards that think doing nothing is "real man"
Stoicism for people like you is basically nihilism in disguise and you don't even know it

There is nothing wrong with beating a woman if she strikes you, or annoys you, just the same as any other person

that's a bdsm suit

why do you call them gays call them what they really are: paedophiles

Woman is the nidger of the world
Yes she is