/balt/

Best thing that can happen in life is death.

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Dying general for dying nations

it was active during the day though

doing a post

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Thank you for your post doing

>reading newspapers in 2019

Only boomers do that nowadays, so they'll probably take it for truth.

no, thank YOU

I guess all the kiddos have school tomorrow

a nu chiki briki

nice post

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t. zoomer who's 20 and just finished school

most people here already work

really cute webm

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about to crack open a cold one, lads

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don't do this Shmetonas .

You will ruin my chances to sex with Eesti .
A dead Lithuanian makes the mood turn bad.

Funny dog.
Is it good?
I don't like them toooo sweet . Cidoniju ? Could be nice

I'll make myself a blueberry + st john's wort (jonažolė) tea.

nice doggo
is it good? i really REALLY want to try it too

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i prefer the rhubarb and ginger, but quince is good too
shame that it's so expensive

Posting a good old meme, /balt/ OC iirc.

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rhubarb and sugar is better sticking and sugar and eating is most based combo.

Post boomer BBQ music
youtu.be/UJX_v5Have4

youtube.com/watch?v=0rzWV2DS4kY

This. Lithuanian culture is so based

just one bad day......
and you're gone forever

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w2c that shirt

hmm why are our horns so Curvy? Based meme though

I'm cutting @2000kcal and I'm minutes away from saying fuck it and binging on some ice cream

Whenever I want to eat I down like two large cups of water. Sometimes, when the hunger really really hurts, I have some salted bread.

>Vismaz
>spēļu zāles

''Wot?Nah...this is a sports bar with electronic Pachinko machines. No gamblin' here ! "

Fooken Gnils

youtube.com/watch?v=1RA4dcCnbM0

how much does it cost?
>rhubarb and sugar is better sticking and sugar and eating is most based combo
based
also based

Mati is THE musician for all gatherings

€1.50 for 0.5 l

lads..

>€1.50 for 0.5 l

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TFW no more 2 liter beer.

Bamsils is dead :(

youtube.com/watch?v=m_OmH2iZRnU

''Cocaine Cola'' is 1.80 for 2 liter ... :(
why we sell things so ...expensive

do estonian and lithuanian boomies also pretend to be cowboys, like they do over here?
youtube.com/watch?v=lOJTLcGVdJA

try black coffee
caffeine helps subdue hunger

because it's completely natural
and it really is pretty good

it's almost time to sleep so I'll try that instead, tomorrow I'll time my eating closer to the evening

this
NO sugar NO milk nothing just black coffee

I've been consisting solely on a diet of caffeine and cigarettes for the past week.

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>Nuude

what cigarettes?

>completely natural
how to spot a brainlet 101

>pretend
Then who is killing all the Radscorpions and Yao Guai ?
Latvia has none of them, thanks to lone rangers like dem bois !
Totally. 18+

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prima without filter

Camels.

I hope you've all had a good day.

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when people say --- "'Have a good day !''

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hang in there friend

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anyone here use a double edge safety razor?

>it's completely natural

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>crossing the road
>car approaching and slowing down but not fast enough
>take a step toward the car
>driver slams the brakes
>yells something
he couldn't handle the banter tbqh

i do that shit all the time
except with bmw drivers fuck that don't want to die yet

you don't have laws that mandate the stopping at crosswalks?

very nice webm

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laws are more like guidelines here, baltics are a complete deathmatch

you don't have laws against school shootings?

No it's not. Mother got fined for not passing people through crosswalk.

she didn't kill them btw.

wow your mom's a bit of a cunt

I unintentionally do it all the time .
On time a 10/10 Milf yelled at me in anger . "Nākamo reiz es tevi notriekšu " ...'' I will crash in to you next time '' . Made me hard for some reason.

depends on where she wanted to crash into you I suppose

Why do you guys speak english to eachother? Don't Balts understand each other?

no no no she almost always lets people go, but only that time she didn't notice them rushed somewhere and exactly when police was nearby.

Oh, In Latvian it has no double meaning :( .
It's just the anger and her supper sexy looks that gave me bonerz

Kad mane tokia notriekštų..

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from what I've been able to gather talking with people from the region the only ones that speak a language that's mutually intelligible are all the Russians

Muhle R22 for a few yeara now.

Our languages are different because Estonians are a Mongolian-Byzantine mix, Latvians are Prussians, and Lithuanians are Atlantians.

Take a wild guess

>Don't Balts understand each other?
I have 0 clue what Estonians are talking about.
Lithuanians I understand 20- 40% max.

I know Russian and it's easier for me to understand Croatian than Lithuanian or Estonian .

Still love both of them.

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You know the different swiss speak english to each other.

is it as good as some anons make it seem? every time the topic of shaving comes up on Jow Forums there's a few very vocal safety razor supporters
almost feels like shilling even though that would be the dumbest thing to shill

i love you too, Latvija

It's a lot cheaper in the long run. Blades cost next to nothing so you don't have to keep using the same one for several shaves, which not only means less hair snagging while shaving, but is also more hygenic, compared to reusing a cartridge. Proper shaving takes a bit longer though, few extra minutes maybe.

Thanks for all the (you)s frens, you are really nice to foreigners
Tbqhwy Estonians look the least as russian rape babies to me

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Glorious Latvian cuisine.

Have you got this in your Maxima ?

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Sup pribalt niggers hows things at swamp?

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>pribalt

found the pidorashka

Dont be so salty

go be pidorashka somewhere else

Norway?
I think not!
Show me Oil or I will know you are a PutlerBot 4000

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Im no slave just lithuanian latvian who wage cucks in communists hell hole

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miks maksimarket nii kallis nüüd on?

Warm. Sunny. Lots of couples outside. I wish I was rotting dead at the bottom of the Volga.