Americans are nothing but consumer sluts loyal only to their beloved megacorporation overlords

>What else am I going to do at night?
Well, I usually have sex with my gf at night

Maybe you should stop being such a lolcow then

weeeeeeeehoooooooooooooooooo avengers yeeeeehawwww lets watch some stupid superhero beat a villain oh noooo the villain is so strong however will the heroes beat him??? whooaaaa look at these cool cgi wowoowowow soo epic

he won't stop unless you stop responding to him. when will europoors understand this very simple thing?

If it was Finnish you'd watch it too. I don't see anything wrong with brainless entertainment

A lot are, but here in New England we are still fighting. All I know is over 33,000 workers from my union voted unanimously to strike if we didn't get a good contract and I was one of them. Fuck corporate America, we will fight them and we will fight for our rights.

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i watch marvel movies (online, free) but i dont tweet about them or go crazy over them, because they're fucking terrible

Based Finland
Stupid fat America hahaha

Ignore the shitposter, the films are no different from other genre films. It's the spectacle around them that feels retarded.
based

Soon 33000 chinks will get employed

i understand this if i do post i sage like i do here

well obviously you're in the minority, because normies fucking love them. It's a good family watch with the kids

What's with the american obsession with capeshit? Comic books and superheros are children stuff

We're understaffed as is at least at my store I work at, I'd love to see em try to get scabs out here.

brand loyalty is like religion in USA

because movie time with the family is a big deal here

america was a mistake

They are fun to watch with friends of family

You do know saging isn't a downvote nor is it a report button? You are just giving us attention.

>tf
>tp

Some comic books are great, it's not all Marvel or DC schlock. i.e. From Hell presents a case that Jack the Ripper was actually freemason leader Albert Pike and it's all backed by contemporary accounts. And the comic book My Friend Dahmer was written and drawn by a guy who hanged out with Jeffrey Dahmer in high school, it's a more complete story about the guy than any other.

>implying non-Americans are any different
I remember /vint/, so many of you faggots were out there console shitposting

Maybe you should stop existing. It's not very fucking nice for the rest of the planet.

I have never met anyone who has a personal relationship with what they like to consume. Meanwhile Americans do shit like this

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The last capeshit I watched was Iron-man 3. Since then, I hated them with a passion.
If someone honestly tells me he likes superhero movies he automatically and unironically loses a considerable part of my respect

All /vint/ did was confirm our suspicions: the vast majority of subhuman Nintendrones were American.

I’m LOSING IT!

>watching capeshit as an adult
I remember when I was 12 years old

>not sipping euroshopper
you barbarian

It's just mindless action shit like everybody expects it to be retard. of course it doesn't have deep multi-arch plot elements and extremely developed characters because it's not meant to be that, it's fun shit that you watch with the kids because they like watching big cgi battles between good and evil

>It's just mindless action shit like everybody expects it to be retard. of course it doesn't have deep multi-arch plot elements and extremely developed characters because it's not meant to be that, it's fun shit that you watch with the kids because they like watching big cgi battles between good and evil

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is this clip ironic

no

I absoultely detest the fact that the "release of capeshit flick #34 is the greatest film event of the year" is pretty much a standard now.

I get uncomfortably butthurt whenever some drooling monkey at work brings those movies up and debates them in a serious matter. I would rather hear some socially inept dork drool over anime all day.

Fucking childish garbage

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I always thought pretty much every superhero movie I've ever watched was a bunch of garbage sans maybe deadpool because he's funny and people here look at you like the plague when you say that. Truly strange, I don't understand why people love DC and Marvel shit so much, it's the same shallow, meaningless crap over and over just rehashed different each time.
>Dude he was normal then bad stuff happened
>But he gets powers and now he do good stuff!
>Ow No! A badguy he can't body without trying
>But he overcomes them in the end through some bullshit anyway
Ad in a few hijinks, shitty puns, a shit ton of effects and bam you got a multi-million dollar blockbuster to feed to the functionally illiterate masses. Maybe I'm just a buzzkill but this shit is just so plastic it's like someone drilling teeth to hear about all the time.

Where did you find that bullshit list?

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YouTubers overreact for dramatic affect for their fans. If he wasnt on camera I doubt he'd be watching it like a 4 year old.

ant-man wasn't too bad. it's basically a run of the mill heist movie but with a marvel character to attract an audience

Every modern judicial system has non han legal persons

They don't have an organic national mythos, so they created one for themselves. That's what comic books and super heroes are