Yes, I suffer from erectile disfunction!

Yes, I suffer from erectile disfunction!

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My dick is 6 inches but I only use it to masturbate to midna porn.

>Me? I am still a virgin

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Tell me, what is it about Midna that makes you like her so much?

gee

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I find it odd and intriguing that you do not prefer the humanoid form

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What can I say, I like shortstacks.

>Why yes, the last two digits of my post correspond to the size of my penis in inches. How could you tell?

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>01

>tf
>tp

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Based and cockletpilled

Damn, you couldn't even puncture a milk bag with that

absolutely based and dickletpilled

my last digit is my length in inches

I've balls of steel

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epic. simply epic

Thanks for the laugh

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goddamn it, I bursted out laughing at work. fuck you you tiny dick faggot.

leaf eternally btfo

Kek