/brit/

I dont really get along with the "banter" types irl unless I know them well
im a nice boi and am nice to people

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this is my MP, the man who should be working to represent his constituents and deliver a hard brexit. instead here he is fucked off his face in Revs at 3am trying to get noshed off by the local slags. and they wonder why this country is going to rack and ruin.

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I already have a job, my dude

however I reckon I will still need to kill myself after my parents die

I’ve got a feeling I’ll die before they do haha

Jow Forums x is knackered

got bennies after that innit

you know what I mean its quite mean in a way

no. if i get inheritance then i guess i'll use it up but otherwise i have no desire to turn into an old fuck and fall apart in the Zimbabwe this country will become

don’t have a girlfriend because im ugly and i have a negative personality
dont have a good job because I went to a bad uni and have a bad degree and i lack confidence
dont have a good brain because i be lazy
might kill myself

The Tacoma TRD is just a strict upgrade to the hilux, it’s a fact.

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Irish Army have F350s.

dont make a mess x

When they kick the bucket im gonna off myself

That's why you need a gf lad. When your parents die you won't be alone.

Mark on the sauce again
youtube.com/watch?v=J4oiMuEgD54

>Peng

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You may as well stick around

its a male shit test if you read poo up artist stuff
they're checking if you're manly enough to bully them back

Scran lads

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made for succ

Imagine the blowjob

yeah but I am a weird loser

it's better for other people that I am alone and that way they don't have to suffer my presence

cause you're a low test beta freakoid
don't care if it's mean, your posts are fucking shite

do something with your death if you're gonna die. Hvaen't you ever watched the last samurai? You're the nips, forced into a corner by circumstance and the overbearing power of the modern world. Will you go out like a coward or a lion?

LOL @ Ranch.
Peak yank.

Utterly DIRE.

how to get a gf:

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Cant ban me Janny. They tried ot once and it didn't work,

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>yanks and their cringe trucks

lmaoooo, land rover defender mogs them all

I didn't even go to uni and I have a job, you see ugly people with GFS all the time. Stop making excuses for you own failings nobody is to blame but yourself.

doesn't look too bad desu

It was either an f250, f350 or f450, the last one probably unlikely.

youtu.be/bkWuKBDowps
laaads

>literally just pepperoni
Bet you get nothing but ketchup on your cheeseburgers too

honestly the crust looks pretty nice, topping is dire though

I've got some bad news for you mate...

weirdo

*Breaks down*

youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWk4JZa5k

I wish Piers Morgan had been shot rather than Jill Dando.

insane in the membrane
insane in the brain

no one's impressed

I am blaming myself though, sorry if that wasn’t clear
the root of all my woes are that im deeply lazy and lack confidence and lack foresight
thanks for readin my blog

theres fuck all neets here

Come with me lads for i cannot be banned

youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E

find this video relly inspirational for some reason

youtube.com/watch?v=xRJs4DFR3Uk

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have trust issues so i think anyone trying to be nice to me is trying to exploit me

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Just ordered the 1 topping large pizza for $8 deal

>laziness

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oh sweetie lol

same except i have a good degree and still no gf/bad job

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spastic using this gimmick wrong

1. Land Rover is Indian not sure why you’re shilling them
2. What the fuck is this? Looks like an even uglier g wagon, it’s a soccer mom car

Don’t ever compare this piece of shit to the hilux ever again

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>80,000 pound for a range rover
That's ridiculous.

Building up my cum, releasing it on Sunday

I thought most of the NEETs went to /britfeel/ around 2016

got a job but still think i'll be fucked when they die

I'm seeking a job once I get out of college and get myself better under control.

impressed with myself kid, don't need your approval

thats fake bro

You could at least try. So many on /brit/ are so scared to just try and better themselves whether it's getting a job, passing driving test, getting a gf. It's sad.

don't care virgin

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no need to post this then

aah yes and Rolls Royce is german now xDD. fuck off.

You have no taste my crude American friend, but you can't be blamed for that.

>defender
>indian design
>one of the most capable offroaders ever made
>'''soccer mom car'''
ffs put a sock in it you clueless yank

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youtu.be/9djWHu6d4kk
HOWLING

THIS is scran

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anyone else had a girl they are sure was the ONE but now she's gone and nothing is an adequate replacement?

I will post forever for they tried to ban me once but did not and will not

Land Rover is Indian. So is jaguar.

It doesn’t compare to the hilux, the hilux is the best off-roader ever made, dont @ me anymore

Someone took did a poo on your pizza, mate. Just thought I should let you know.

The Raptor is unmoggable

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yeah, my mother

>A nationwide survey has revealed the extent to which a fear of new things is holding millions back from achieving their dreams and goals.

>In fact, according to the survey, more than one in ten singletons have backed away from someone they liked in the past year, through fear of starting a relationship. And as many as ten percent say they could have gone on the trip of a lifetime, but ended up not going, because they were too apprehensive.

>Overall, a quarter of the Brits who took part in the study (27 percent) said they feel genuine ANXIETY when faced with any sort of change in their lives, with nearly a quarter admitting that straying from their usual routine causes them to feel “panicked”.

>A staggering 71 percent confess that any sort of variation in their life can be hard to cope with, while eight in ten claim they have missed out on opportunities in the past, because of their cautious nature.

bbpmedia.co.uk/business-insights/health-wellbeing/almost-a-quarter-of-working-brits-22-stay-in-a-job-they.html

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post what i want when i want sunshine
you can't tell me nowt

Yeah dw it’s an illusion

modern cars/trucks are shite

The raptor is a truck for retards who don’t actually need to own a truck and cry if they get dirt on a fender

Oi m8 u got a loisence fo that screwdrivah

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youtube.com/watch?v=eFwJBxywd38

This is called being a poof

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Lamo, this was the next viedo youtube.com/watch?v=BX5Nx-m-f0Y

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land rovers like your pic are fucking beautiful
football mom cars are only the more recent years

>unironic American made cars

Literally howling

Long-term unemployed lads, just fake a CV with fake references, maybe add 1 real volunteering reference. You'll easily get a low skilled job.

>Need

Nobody needs a living room on wheels with almost 2k lbs of payload and a 6L v8 but it's still pretty damn co

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you're about as funny as aids

mouthyank stop posting modern yank trucks
we all know you have shit taste from your atrocious looking clothes and asian gf but you don't have to keep moping on about vehicles
thanks