You, a virgin investor

>you, a virgin investor
>live with parents until 35 (or until you kys)
>work 7 Days a week
>live in shitty (cheap) town
>drive a 10 year old cuckmobile
>wear old clothes all the time
>eat peasant shit like rice and beans all the time
>4 year old broken phone
>no vacations
>scrimp and save, living a miserable existence

All so you can “”””””””make it””””””” when you’re 55 (if you don’t suicide before then)


>chad
>inherited a $10mil trust fund on his 18th birthday

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you will never make it

that is the ultimate red pill

Chad the trust fund baby will not only have money but also his youth. You will have neither at the same time.

Women don't care if you "earned it", money is money

>not understanding this is so my offspring will be chad

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JUST

>waaah life isn't fair :((((
wanna go have a revolution, user?

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Not the kind you’re thinking of.

>so your offspring can blow it all after you die
>cucking yourself to someone who may or may not validate your life’s work

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>>so your offspring can blow it all after you die
>>cucking yourself to someone who may or may not validate your life’s work

>MFW I imagine hating life so much that you don't even have the will to try and improve your offsprings odds.

Why don't you just KYS and save us all the hassle of listening to you bitch user?

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>Not realizing that having a wife and 3 kids in our own house is more chad like than OP will ever be.

Sorry OP I come here to shitpost not to complain about my actual life and how shitty it is

Saged

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Right, I should just blow all my money in a reckless and short sighted way to be cool.

if you look at the kid in that pic and would trade places with him (i.e. consciousness swap, not just having your own trust fund) you will unironically never make it. even when I was a complete failure in my mid-20s before I eventually made it, at the absolute lowest point, I never would have transferred my consciousness, to anyone. if you would, you already lost for good

top right literally looks like eggman

What's your point? Just give up?

Imagine living in the lap of luxury your entire life; never having to struggle for anything, life is just one non-stop pleasure palace.

Seems pretty comfy d esu

this

It will get boring pretty fast.

This

Girls only want Chad and nearly all women cheat. Wanting children is fucking stupid.

imagine the entire focus of your life and the entire meaning of your existence revolving around showing off material shit and posting it online. most of these people are completely dead inside

Sorry user that you had one shitty relationship. But most girls actually just want a loving guy that can provide safety a home and love for them, get out of this stupid American society because most of the girls in America sadly want exactly what you said.

Also OP is a faggot

>get out of this stupid American society because most of the girls in America sadly want exactly what you said.
Girls in western Europe are crazy also, i will say not so much as the states though but the attitude is still there. I lived in the states for 12 years. In high school friends mum got $1MM for 5 years of marriage, it was pre arranged in the pre nump fuck cuck. But fuck me she was HOT like Debbie Moore hot.
Also
Get rid of your citizenship/passport as quickly as you can, The US is the only country that has global taxation, cause you are so free of course.

Yeah wagecucking sounds better

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>34
>hate shitty job
>15 year old car
>no savings
>10k debt
>shit life in general
>no motivation
>want to die
>2k in crypto that might be 3k in 5 years

BUT regularly fucking the shit out of my cutie latina girlfriend

oh well

Gross. Stop banging beaners you long haul trucker.

0/10 advice

not everything is being a rich babby or a wage cuck, boy.

If you have to work for a living you’re a wagie

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fpbp

DELETE THIS

dat pic made me keg o fugg

>that's 95% of the population

wow, dealt such an oddly awful hand in life, how terrible for me

>most of the girls in America sadly want exactly what you said
Western Europe too, disgusting filthy whores

>All so you can “”””””””make it””””””” when you’re 55 (if you don’t suicide before then)
I won't lie OP, I'm probably living exactly like that, although I'm not miserable at all,
and the point is to make it when I'm 30, at most 35.
I'd make it at 55 if I actually went down the norman consumer family life route.

> most girls actually just want a loving guy that can provide safety a home and love for them
They want his when they are past their prime, 35 year old geronts, single moms with Chads baby.

However you want to rationalize it user

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this my life rn except I am saving 2 grand a month and I didn't fall for the crypto meme.

This unfortunately

Fuck this is me

i know a trust fund guy. his father sold a professional sports team. he's like 30 years old now. addicted to pain killers, no gf or job, just a total wreck of a person. inherited wealth often disappears if the person doesn't watch it carefully.

why dont you just kill yourself then, op? you're worthless and posting about how worthless you are on Jow Forums is just wasting everybody elses much more important time.