1. Your country

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Yesterday I killed a chicken for the first time

don't ruin your life, come live here and be happy

why did you do it

Let's face it, every man walks around wishing he got the oppurtunity to do it against another man, in a situation where it was justified. Atleast just once.

No but I plan on doing so soon

Alerted the authorities btw

To eat it

Can't you just buy chicken in the grocery store?

Why would I? My chickens are way more healty, tasty and I also get about 6 eggs per day.

>eating good goy industrial shit
wew

Didn't kill, but I shot a man in self defense.

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Well now that you killed it you ain't getting squat

I am actually in your country right now. Post your address and I will come fight you, ustaše pig.

Ok this is epic

It stopped laying eggs anyway, she was old.. but tasty.

>until recently, lived in rural Virginia
>never had neighbors, until some methhead built a crappy house just outside our property
>literally does nothing but drink and do drugs all day
>playing outaide with my corgi one day, we like to walk the perimeter of our property
>meth dude, unprovoked, shoots corgi 3 times with a shitty .22 rifle
>return fire the 9x18 I carry
Corgi lived, thankfully. Methhead got 3 montha in prison and had to pay our vet bills.

You should have double tapped him just to make sure he stayed down, would have been one less methhead in this world, but I'm glad he got a taste of his own medicine

Are you gonna kill and eat your parents when they retire, too?

No why would I do so?

why would anyone think like that

Because they stopped making money.

Tbh I was more worried about my dog bleeding out. I was also panicked, and mag dumped in his general direction. You'd be surprised how shitty your aim can be in a life or death situation.

no but people try to kill me all the time. every few years people will hit me or just miss me with their car half the time im not even in a car myself

Spic threatened to rape my sister. I punched his head in. He died of brain injuries.

i think like that bc i am a borderline sociopath

You don't even have a sister, fat boy.

Did she reward you with sex afterward?

City on 4 rivers, come get your skull caved in mongoloid
Such is life in america

i would be so fuckin pissed if someone shot my corgi

lol what are pensions?
No but seriously I value humans more than other animals, simple as.

i decided to mess with an air rifle and i thought it was weak so i decided to shoot a rabbit to get him to stop eating my garden i thought it would be just a nudge to him but i accidently put it too high and it punctured his throat and he suffocated to death and i buried him but i accidentally buried him alive

Your mom when you didn't reply to that one post, sorry.

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

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I once was dishonest with my love to someone and fate punished me by making this opportunity the last one I ever had with her.

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Not yet, but when the time comes, it will be a bloodbath

Alertei a federal

requesting a greentext on this
do you live in a shitty ungentrified shithole?

Based hillbilly methhead, fuck dogs

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Alertei a federal

>mongoloid
whiter than you, turkoid

Esse site é de ironia compadre. Tudo que eu falei nesse site foi brincadeira, nada real

Come and see how white I am asian boi

Who will fuck your mother then?

running out of vodkas go drown out yourself i assume?

Why didnt you eat it?

>monkey hates the superior mammal
Color me surprised.

i panicked i didnt mean to kill so i got a pickaxe and quickly dug a hole and buried it i dont know if i buried it alive

post address

I'll see how white your boipucci is

this could have been prevented if only the dog had a gun

Serious question: Do you fuck your dog? or at least thought about it even once? Because you seem like "that" kind of person who fuck their dogs.

You don't fantasize about going to war, having to avenge your family, ending up in a terrorist attack or being attacked by a madman? How much soy you on?
I'm not, but only a few centuries ago my ancestors killed people probably every month. For them it was just an common occurence. It's just how we're evolved.

and then everyone clapped

Just finish it off dude. The first bird I killed for eating my grandma's cherries, I finished off by smashing its skull with the butt of my air rifle. I didn't have time to reload and I had seen birds get up and run away after taking a hit before.

Why didn’t you just stamp on its head when you saw it was still alive?

Based. If not he's beta as fuck.

i dont think it started twitching and then it stopped

*neo-america.
That's a badass story man, did you miss him with all shots? Did he just run away after you shot at him?

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It's unironically more humane to make sure it's dead. Rabbits don't have funeral rites, smash it's brain and make sure it doesn't spend hours dying.

Saufi?

I used to sit on my porch as a kid shooting birds off our berry bushes with an air rifle. I could get one and the flock would fuck off for like a day and come back and the same would happen the next day.

Fucking birds, eating the precious berries my mom made juice out of

I hit him once in the shoulder. The other 6 shots missed. Don't know what he did after that, as i was trying to get to the vet office asap.

Not a few centuries ago my great uncle bombed the shit out of nazi germany and korea to the point were axis sally was calling him and his crewmen out by name on the radio

No, it was a leghorn.

[citation needed]

Yeah I eventually gave up too. No matter how many of the fuckers you shoot they always come back. I bet it was these bastards for you too. Difficult to hit and won't die easily from an air rifle.

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shoo shoo baby is the bomber im not going to tell you my uncles name

Yeah it was those fucking cunts. If you wanted to get them you had to hit them in the head and it's really difficult considering the head is like 2cm x 2cm. Was good target practice though

Canada
Yeah, in Afghanistan

thank you for your service

I don't understand why something like this could only happens in America, but it seems so

>3rd grade
>half-japanese classmate, skinny girl
>kids made fun of her accent a few times, nothing too serious
>I overhear some teachers talking about how she was allergic to peanuts
>they even tell the school store not to sell her anything that might contain peanuts
>eventually I get curious
>I buy some peanuts with my allowance from a mini-mart my parents didn't know (so they wouldn't find out)
>I pulverize the peanuts with a hammer (took forever) and put the resulting powder in my schoolbag
>I wait until a PE day (wednesday)
>then wait until PE class is almost over
>tell teacher my tummy hurt or some bullshit
>get excused and make my way back to the classroom
>make sure nobody's around, grab the powder from my bag, and lace the girl's entire lunch with it
>wait until next recess when kids usually had lunch
>focus on eating my own lunch while keeping an eye on the girl
>nothing happens
>well that was a waste
>recess is over, math (or well, arithmetic, whatever)
>a few minutes into it kids start screaming
>girl has blisters all over her face and she looks like she's suffocating
>anaphylactic shock
>everyone is panicking, teacher frantically going through the girl's bag to find her epipen
>I had stolen and disposed of it right after putting the peanuts in her lunch
>school didn't have a backup
>she passes out right there
>her friends start crying and screaming, teacher calls an ambulance
>they send her off and we are excused for the rest of the day
>next day I hear she slipped into a coma for a few hours and then died without ever regaining consciousness
>we were excused for the day and the following day too, so it was a four day weekend
>heard her parents moved back to japan and had her funeral there too a few days later
>wondered about the mechanics of moving a corpse across the world but never looked into it

I remember feeling a bizarre sense of elation when I realized I had made all that happen. You never forget your first one.

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Easy access to illegal firearms. Methhead was an ex felon, and wasn't legally allowed to own a gun.

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All other governments put soy in our water source and take-away the guns and monitor everyone 24/7 with a police force that disguises their authoritarian nature with a smile.

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several

If it were any other flag, I wouldn't believe it.

you're a piece of shit

But still, I see all kind of shit of what happens in America, and it's only the tip of the iceberg. The brutality there is over there, and now the massive drug issue you have. America just seem to other wordly, has been for a long time, but now it seems to escalate.
Then again, many US flags here says they live very peaceful lives, and are quite happy

I like it's boring as fuck here

1. USA

>Politicians
>People

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simple as

It's not as common as you think. The incidents you hear about usually get a ton of media attention. That being said, it is way too easy for criminals and the mentally ill to obtain guns.

when i was starting out as an EMT, I started CPR on someone who didnt need it. the damage from the CPR ultimately killed him.

Not yet but I will assassinate someone very soon...

Based

USA
Yes, I've killed, I've trained people to kill, and I lead people to kill.
Only muslims.

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