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>I miss my ex

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>6 years waiting for this
that's a hard pass from me
well, she's a 17 yo from los angeles

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I miss Bernie Mac

ordered broccoli pizza

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i never ate at the school's cafeteria. in fact, i never ate anything during recess

>ordered broccoli pizza

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Soon I hope

same

>I green text

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same

the Bernie mac show was quality tv

I would never have sex with a girl who is 6 feet or taller

by my count of ten the head won't move

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why? are you physically not apt for it?

same

(Yike)

I’ve decided to buy an M235i

I'm proud of you.

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I would never have sex with a midget
I would never have sex with a girl who is 6 feet or taller
simple as

she hangs out with black men

saw my crush today

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why

Wish I was as cool as The Velvet Underground.

youtu.be/62ckXALWn1M

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I never had a crush in my life

heeeeeeerrrrrooooooooiiiiiiiinnnnnn

For the words you've posted.

Fell in love with the sound of the wind rushing through the trees, again.
*sighs and stares contemplatively*

my crush in middle school treated me like literal trash
ok

I don't cry when I pee. I'm not an idiot

This is one of my favorite photos.

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That’s how the average Californian teenager sounds

so to rent an apartment all i have to do is have the money?

Was that a good thing? I wish women would look at me like literal trash.

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>California catches on fire

God's plan after all.

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i’ve never had like an irl crush

Deposit plus first months rent. They may also do a background check and/or credit score check.

not really i cried sometimes because of him

imagine being this attractive
IMAGINE

Many will do a credit check. But yes, have the deposit and make sure you have enough for the first month's rent

deposit?
credit score???
I have never had a job and have never earned an income

think Nirvana has only four good songs: Dumb, Rape me, Heart Shaped Box, Smells like teen spirit.
Thoughts?

not everyone hates life as much as you

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Some need a paystub.

All Apologies?

cool

saved

embarrassing zoomer content

would you say you have a good gaydar?

my hot cousin is in my house

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lithium

No. It's poppier than Madona.

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Then you'll get evicted if you don't pay rent.
youtu.be/NC49LFyYXgA

Me? I love Nirvana. Bleach and In Utero are a 10/10 from me. Nevermind is probably a 7 or 8.

Turn the lights on my man, or you'll get even more depressed. *Switch* There we go.

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no. the concept of faggotry is so foreign to me the only way I can tell is if they're dressed super gay and sound like a fag.

has anyone seen my gf? she have been depressed lately so i bet she came back to this shithole

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i have a hot cousin 1 year younger than me and another several years older.
Is yours younger or older than you, fren?

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>simple as
Funny, people from around here don't speak like this.
From where do you hail, outlander?

Nah it's more like a divining rod

as for me it's not bad but not really good.
By the way, grunge is still popular in US? Or rap an' shit got all audience?

my kind of music? that’d billie eilish

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fucks the matter with you boy

Give her a quick sack tap

stop crushing on your cousin you weirdos

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the fuck are you talking about

Oh yeah, here are my favorite tracks:

youtu.be/P7B-AlKTdGQ

youtu.be/3M0gvrdkrbQ

youtu.be/6eciJGD0hRE

youtu.be/-li_3M4ltS8

what does it say about me?

shes like 4 years younger
thing is she doesn't like me anymore so i have no chance with her
stfu

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Just put a bunch of money in a trash bag, go to the main office of a property management company, and give it to the toughest looking guy there. He's your new Land Lord.

billie eilish is overrated

uwotm8

she’s the second coming of lorde

she's a flash in the pan but she's fine. not sure you should be speaking with anyone gushing over her greatness.

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creep

Bought my gf some shoes

get her drunk

So? This post adds nothing of value to this thread, fuck off and die.

Cope

i think im gonna get banned
post pics

I think it's very wholesome.

What kind of shoes?

absolutely pathetic

how?

>i think im gonna get banned
based

>i think im gonna get banned
Everytime I think I'm going to get banned I don't and every time I post normally I get banned. Such cases

i've never gotten a pizza with one of those pizza thingies that are supposed to keep the top of the box from touching the cheese and never had any problems

why do you guys have them in america?

Interesting what is your top three of american bands guys?

i got warned soooo
funny