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imagine actually replying to 190
must be fucking braindead

I wish I lived in the UK :(

im pickle sneed lois

If this is oxford what clubs did you go to?

in order of how much i enjoyed them (NOT the same as how good they are ofc)
1. Suicide Circus
2. Tresor
3. ://about blank
4. KitKat
5. Schwuz

there was a great bar called 8MM too that had live postpunk music i reccomend

take the gaypill
lads are based
imagine hooking up with somebody, then ordering pizza and watching Mad Max 2 in bed with then while chatting shite about cars or whatever else youre into
thats what being gay is like

Forced to live with Germans though.

190 would've loved the emojis we had the other day
But he was away mourning the fallen brother Nipsey

You don’t have to be a thug to be working class, I’m a brickie and don’t get in fights with anyone who don’t deserve it.

The EU guaranteed a right to free movement within it. Quite an ironic point considering that pikeys consider it their right to park themselves on a farmer's field.

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>OMG TECHNICS

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gays are far more disgusting than women
also
>hook up
you miss the point you horrid gay bender

Wonder how much prime cunny are Mick has had in his time.

I love how much the term virgin freak is used recently, keep it up

would both at the same time

gonna be really smart soon enough

>I'm poor so I want to fight

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desperately references his own trip

Is that 190! He looks based

>there was a great bar called 8MM too that had live postpunk music i reccomend
Second this, I was caught snorting coke in the toilets by the American door/glass gremlin and all he did was joke that you have to die of something and it would be best to die taking coke or getting a blowjob. Is he still there?

>imagine hooking up with somebody, then ordering pizza and watching Mad Max 2 in bed with then while chatting shite about cars or whatever else youre into
marry me

Isn’t 190 welsh?

embarrassing

That's a funny one. Didn't Cromwell come over with his army, remove people from their homes and bring over scots to repopulate ulster? That's how we came about. Life is really funny, isn't it. Come over and park on our fields and now we're parking on yours. It's karma innit

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Honestly dont agree, the people here are unironically way better.

im just saying you have more in common with the average guy than the average girl, personality wise, and you are much more likely to share common interests

this holds true for relationships as well

he only impregnated 5 different women
impressed by his restraint desu

>there was a great bar called 8MM too that had live postpunk music i reccomend
Saw The Brian Jonestown Massacre in 8MM once so I did.

full time btw

fuckin dirty dike on the left lmao

Eating a home made beef stew with mash sweet/normal potato and peas. Proper good scran

Fuck all I bet

190 is so based omg

100% agree

poverty as fuck

Nah, the amount of drama that gay men are involved in is not worth the easier sex I have decided

Shit rolls over the hills from there and all i wanna do is bang someone out

>dinner at 11pm
get on the cross

poverty

i'm a virgin but not a freak

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Thoughts on 2019 the year so far?

Even the Irish hate pikeys though, they're like the wandering Israelites if they were a caravan of marauding thieves that can't even get served by country pubs.

wealth inequality

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

You post cats 24/7 and look like an oblivion character, you are 100% a freak

imagine being on benefits in swansea

>pretending to be a tripfag pretending to not be himself while mentioning himself
all that really does in the end is give the tripfag more attention

Don’t have to be a thug to want a scrap

It’s human nature to want the belonging, the friendship, the fighting. Especially in this cold capitalistic society.

cant speak german so i dont think so x

the gf giggled at this post

It took longer to cook than expected since my house mate put the slow cooker on medium heat. Tenderer though

reall big brain post this actually. gay men appear to be even bigger messes in relationships than women

Cuck porn is just so grim honestly. cant imagine someone wanking to it then not immediately wanting to off themselves afterwards

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you know he looks like this right? and he thinks he's handsome
look at how close those eyes are together lmao

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bleak as fuck

Probably significantly easier than being on benefits in London when you consider the price of things

So who are we all supporting for the 2020 yank presidential election?

For me, it's Mayor Pete.

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shit like usual shud get beter now we rolling into summer tho

why havnt you necked yet?

Sanders

poopensneed

soy: vinyl
boomer: CD
bugman: spotify
autist: FLAC
chad: youtube rips
flaneur: v0 MP3

>Butt vs. Trump 2020

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what does this have to do with British culture?

youtube.com/watch?v=9nKAp53g4-4&ab_channel=sv3rige

>cooking food
lmao brainlet stuff

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really really REALLY don't care

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a guy once pissed in my ass after fucking me. I couldn't tell he was doing it really, he didn't ask, just told me he was going to. but after he pulled out and I went to clean up, I felt full, like I had diarrhea or something, and it was really relieving to push out, like a good shit.

Also he was really high on something, and it caused me to become really high on that thing as well. Whatever it was in his piss was easily absorbed by my colon.

guy looks like a literal vf

won't be getting my vote

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Shit retort

Whomsoever is the most recent emigre from the UK, naturlich

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>rent in London is more than double compared to my Northern cities
>dinner in a restaurant or a pint in a pub cost almost double
>wagies make less than a fifth more than me there
How do people afford to live in London? I get that if you're salaried you can maybe make £50,000 a year where you'd make £30,000 in Manchester, but it really doesn't seem to scale to anything like the increase in the cost of living.

The regions/provinces/states/territories of Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United Kingdom should be incorporated as States of the United States, increasing the number of States from 50 to around 107, and the nation should be renamed United Confederation. Monarchy should be dissolved, founding principles of the Confederation should be the Magna Carta and the American Constitution, guided by the ideals of individualism, Protestantism, property rights, free markets, common law, strong naval power and utilitarianism of the Anglo-Saxon peoples.

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190 the cheeky cunt has turned the bass of the thread up to 11

...from the man that brought you sun staring, try this EPIC diet the scientists don't want you to know about!

youtube.com/watch?v=frt_f0eP_Hs
peak of blues rock desu

Reminder: /brit/ is for top shaggers and successful family men.

Virgin freaks and incels get the fuck over to r9k posthaste.

Why do Americans put little chef hats on Turkeys?

*surreptitiously ticks "whomsoever" on my Intelligent Words To Use Today list"*
*also ticks surreptitiously*

I don't care who hates me. Nobody will say it to my face so it is irrelevant. We didn't always live in caravans. Back in the 40s, 50, and 60s we lived in tents on the side of the road, all year round.

Pub will have to serve you or he'll get brought to court and if that's no good just burn it out. He'll serve you the next time.

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The tattoo

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*downs a pinger*
*scrunches face up*
*waves gun fingers in time of bass at you*

The jury in the trial of Hillsborough match commander David Duckenfield has been unable to reach a verdict.

Former Ch Supt Duckenfield, now 74, had denied the gross negligence manslaughter of 95 Liverpool fans in the 1989 disaster.

Ex-Sheffield Wednesday club secretary Graham Mackrell was found guilty of a health and safety charge.

The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) has said it will seek a retrial for Mr Duckenfield, of Ferndown, Dorset.

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>if that's no good just burn it out. He'll serve you the next time
There won't be a next time if you burn his pub down you dimwitted cunt. Pikeys are Afro-tier short sighted.

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