When was the last time you had sex?

25 year old virgin here.

7 hours ago, when we woke up.

tell us the story of the closest you ever came

women claim that femcels exist but every female I ever talked to on Jow Forums talked about how they have a bf or had a bf, one of them even posted a pic of her bf from the side (it was this girl)

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Literally never kissed a girl. So every time I hug a female is the closest I've been.

>When was the last time you had sex?
Last night
>Under what circumstance?
Sorority date function
>when do you think you'll have sex next
Probably this weekend, likely on friday. Depends on if I can close or not

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Talking to girls on Jow Forums doesn't mean you are talking to femcels, who tend not to hang out on Jow Forums anyway. Also you're likely talking to a bunch of attention whores rather than femcels.

i've only been hugged by a female when i was 12
i was the weird social outcast and she was the everyone's-friend most popular girl who treated everyone as equals

what sorority

probably, but one of them said she was really ugly. then said she had multiple partners. fucking kek, they really don't get it, incels are men who literally never had any romantic contact cuz they're so ugly

Being ugly=/=being femcel
A lot of incels aren't ugly either, that's just one of their stupider coping methods. So just because you met one ugly slut doesn't negate that femcels exist.

Delta Gamma

they're REALLY fucking good at my uni

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CHADS GET OUT REEEE!!

based, what frat

Couple weeks ago, it was a hookup to forget a girl who i fell in love with, and her to me, but we knew it wouldn't work. I still miss her....

Only the best

I fuck a LOT less than my friends mate, I just got lucky

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>but we knew it wouldn't work
Doesn't in love = you will make it work?

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never

dumb nigger

Lol, never

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t. Wizard

of course, because men don't care too much about looks, well, they do, but they will date average and ugly women regardless, while ugly women won't give ugly guys the time of day. but i agree, a lot of incels are just socially awkard, average looking people.

fuck off geed

2014

Who knows, maybe in the next few years. I can really only be comfortable with people I know well, so I can't just have sex with someone I'm not dating. Plus I'm shy and it takes me forever to warm up to someone

Maybe in fairytails.... Not in the real world, friend..... ;_;

>men don't care too much about looks, well, they do, but they will date average and ugly women regardles
You incels say the silliest things sometimes lol

Anyway, your summary of incels also describes femcels. Some are ugly, some are mentally off ("socially awkward") and many are likely a combination of the two, hence why they are incels.

dead concept

I made the mistake of spoofing GPS on Tinder
Cannot get a girl to look at me here, would be incel if it wasn't for this, but since changing Tinder locations I have fucked 6 girls in the past year.

Is it worth it? for memories yes, but my bank account has depleted a solid 2k. So the last time I had sex was in Berlin Germany lol. And I don't know when I'll have sex next, probably the next time I fake my location.

>The weekend two weeks before
>go out with a colleague
>meet a girl at a bar
>start talking to her while my colleague is off somewhere
>really start to like her eyes
>end up at my place
>we talk and drink for about an hour before we end up in bed
>after we are done still continue to make out for what feld like an eternity
>fall asleep
>wake up alone
>she left without leaving any contact info whatsoever
>never had that feeling of emptiness inside

And still feel like that. Still the last thought I have before I fall asleep and the first thought I have when I wake up its about her. Cant even eat something. About to fucking end it all.

men literally don't care about looks though. find any ugly, washed up, fat whore at walmart, she likely has 3 kids, and a husband that loves her. also, men are simply into women of all shapes and sizes. i constantly get into debates about thicc women on here. people call this girl ugly and obese. but no woman is into fat men, at least, very few, but plenty of men like their women thicc and large

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This is bait, isn't it?
That ugly, fat whore at walmart likely wasn't always like that, and if her husband could cheat on her with a hot woman he'd do it in a heartbeat. Most men, especially older and poorer men, can't get hot women, hence why they stay with their wives.

You're contradicting yourself. Yes, most men would call the woman in your pic ugly and obese, most wouldn't want her. Just because you do doesn't make it the norm. Similarly, there are some women who like fat men just like you like fat women. They simply aren't the norm either but they exist.

It doesn't matter if they would cheat on them, the point is that even the ugliest women can get men, probably rather easily, while even average men struggle to get decent or ugly women. Kind of like how that Indian journalist woman in London made an article complaining about how our white supremacist society doesn't like "ethnic" women, and how black and indian women get far less responses on Tinder than white women. White women get thousands of messages, ethnic women get hundreds. Even decent looking white men get far less. So get this, she complained about how she gets hundreds of messages from men wanting to date her, rather than thousands. And I guess the men that do message her are not as good as she wants.

And you're completely wrong about weight. BBWs are quite popular among men, just go on pornhub and take a look at the BBW section, it has some of the most videos of any category. While no women are into overweight men, even the BBW women want fit and muscular men. That in itself is a popular incel meme.

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Girls in the US:
If they're a 4/10, they're getting 7/10 men
If they're 7/10, they're getting 9/10 men
If they're 9/10, they are only dating top 1%

Men in the US

If they are 4/10, they are virgins
If they are 7/10, they are getting 4/10 women
If they are 9/10, they are getting 7/10 women

>a popular incel meme
And incels are stupid and delusional. It seems like you've fallen for a lot of those incel memes, suffice it to say you are very, very wrong, but you're entrenched in your memes so have at it and enjoy, friend.

Just look at the boyfriends of plus sized models, they aren't chubby men

virgin but apparently I'm losing it in 2 weeks some girl who's really interested in me is coming over. wat do lads??? i was never supposed to get this far!!!

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does she know youre a virgin

no she's not gonna expect much tho cause she's significantly older than me (im talking 10 years+) and im pretty young (early 20s) so whatever if trash at fugging BUT I'm not gonna go down on her, gonna wear condom and shave but how to shave balls?? never done it. Also what's a good condom for small peepee?

>I'm not gonna go down on her
You really should, it makes things a lot better for the both of you overall. Also don't bother shaving, just trim. I'm sure you can find Asian brand condoms in Asian stores for your small penis.

My main advice is to take your time with things, don't rush.

Yesterday
This girl I’ve gone out with a few times and I went back to my house after we got food
Probably tomorrow since she’s coming over again

Fucked a hooker last week.

sunday. gf was visiting
friday.

I don't want to catch an STD. It's not like she's a potential gf.

So use a dental dam, dingus.

don't go down on strangers, friend, you don't know what was in that vagina.
>older girl
i had a similar experience, personally, i wouldn't recommend, stick to your young people, 30 year old girls who go for young guys are suspicious, milfs are a different story. might be worth it to lose your virginity with her but be careful with women, they might want something from you.

also, don't shave your balls and pubes, just trump it brah, not too short, not too long, women prefer hair on men but stubble pubes are gross for them

>stick to your young people, 30 year old girls who go for young guys are suspicious
Bullshit, older women are great, and she isn't even that much older than him, in the big scheme of things.

If I stop fapping how long until I can come from vaginal sex again?

that's the worst kind. i said milfs are fine but some girl who's starting to hit the wall should not be trusted.

>When was the last time you had sex?
43 hours ago
>under what circumstance?
best friend was nervous cause she had had an important exam and wantes to chill, she came over, had a few beers, and then we fucked and cuddled till we fell asleep, it was nice
>when do you think you'll have sex next
no idea, if she's feeling generous she'll pay a motel in a few weeks

literally never heard of that object
yea I know. but i mean she's paying to come (she lives far) here and rent a place so maybe not but ill stay cautious
I said 10 years plus but its actually closer to 20 years lmao

I fap 5 times a day and can only come from vaginal sex if the girl is hardly wet. If she is too turned on then it's too wet and i can't do it.
The worst is when you go down on her and her pussy opens up like the grand canyon. Also I have a 7x6 so it's not like I have a micropenis. Maybe i just turn them on too much because im black. Anyawy now I found out that if I put their feet over my shoulders and im on top of her then i can sort of make them feel smaller and drive my hard dick deep enough that I can come from vaginal intercourse. But again, it cant be after i eat her out or something.

>closer to 20 years lmao
that's different. then go ahead an fuck her. where did you meet this older woman?

In a bar

January of this year.
This month.

how did the date come about?

That's where i met and last saw her. She messaged me right after I left and we've been talking since

cool. so is this a milf?

i mean if by definition its "mother i love fucking" then no cause she ain't a mom (despite her age) and I'm probably not gonna enjoy it that much since I don't find her physically very attractive but it's too late to back down now. wtv ill get my dicc wet a bit, regret it and not think about SEX until i get a qt gf that's my age in couple years