/brit/

Yeah

saving dozens of pictures of black penises to your hard drive to btfo the janny

>killswitch engage
What anime compilation did you get this from?

*tucks the duvet under my feet so the janny cant get me if he's under the bed*

tfw your mother had an unhealthy obsession with diana and gets mad whenever they talk about the megan whatsherface because she thinks the family tried to kill diana

****PSA: DO NOT CLICK ANY OF THE LINKS THAT THE SOUTH AFRICAN CUNT POSTS****

you are welcome

please pass it on

me? doing a poo

listening to Dixie music

youtube.com/watch?v=zV2ttl_K5Jg

why does it sound so Celtic?

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why just the south African?

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^dis

lads, why does film grain make pics so comfy?

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Tfw harry goes on holiday to america and comes back with one

Getting heat on my mum for youtube drama.

a yank in a brit thread crying about a saffer hmmm ive seen it all now

not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERWOG

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これを翻訳すると同性愛者です

*emerges from the shadows*
Bogey bum boys swallow nigger cum
*recedes back into the shadows never to be seen again*

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I want to hug the UK!

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you knows those farts where they really ache and cause stabbing pains in your stomach before they are released?
fucking hate those
they're always absolutely rancid too

hug this
*pulls out my willy*

usually follow through when that happens

bored lads, thoughts?

This is happening to me right now

yeah

hmm i fucking wonder no clue mate

cant get banned if i dont link it properly haha

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I want to move a small Scandinavian city, work in a coffee shop, get a cozy one bedroom flat and bag me a qt gf and I might attempt to do this in the summer

Because we wuz iris

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twitter.com/KATVNews/status/1113210752519868421?s=19

hermitlad here, can you lads help me pick a country in europe to visit?

reckon i need a break from the monotony. which one would be the most jarring contrast to my room/the uk in general?

pic related, the last country i went to outside the uk.

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>being a full kit wanker
At least take your socks off

is that sarcasm
is there something obvious im missing

i thought all the irish immigrants went to northern cities and the south was full of english stock?

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belarus

Genuinely baffled at how the media can just outright lie and spin something blatantly false, and how seemingly all of them have the same headline with similar tone

Speaking specifically about that Mogg interview they're claiming he had a "meltdown" in which is quite literally opposite to what actually happened. He BTFO the BBC for bias to the point the interviewer just said "thankyou" and fucked off, yet every single headline has been some variation of "Mogg Meltdown" etc

Interview: independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-afd-far-right-germany-twitter-bbc-today-interview-a8852101.html

To the point even this guys tweet inadvertently confirms the bias (even though he's a retard):
twitter.com/mwaldenwalden/status/1113352182097698816

who else /healthy/

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Try the Alps

>english stock?
Hang yourself for using the word stock

Important lads. Gonna do some pull ups before bed

if that wasn't a meltdown i dont know what is

what's wrong with it lad

good on you lad

Oh man I’m gonna make janny work really hard for his pay

Freedom of movement is cancelled sweetie

typed in "belarus views" on google and one of the first results was labelled "gay tourists | belarus" so i dont think i'll be going there

which part of them is the nicest? swiss?

Rorke shitting his keks again.

Delusional kike
I'm no fan of Mogg but that was no meltdown.. he just pointed out their own hypocrisy calmly
I heard it earlier without seeing the headlines and thought nothing of it, just chuckled

I thought the headlines were referring to a different interview

waiting for the bus lads

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Cringe yank word just say people mate it makes you look less of a wanker

Want a job where I work a week on then a week off or something
Normal job schedule is for fucking simps

we got there in the end

>wahey
>yehaw

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Oil rigs

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call me a kike again and i won't take any of your future posts seriously

Wahey fucking pinging

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Fuck off kike

thoughts on Kansas?

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whoa

that fool just lost the only friend he ever had in here

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Rupert Murdoch and News Corps' holdings:

US

- Fox News
- Wall Street Journal
- New York Post
- Marketwatch
- HarperCollins

UK

- The Sun
- The Times

Australia

- The Australian
- The Daily Telegraph
- The Herald Sun
- Foxtel
- Sky News

Only been to the Bavarian Alps myself

Not very creative

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Average American skin colour

ancient papyrus walk like an egyptian shit gimmick

Business idea: Uber service but instead of taking you to your destination you just hop in and we take you for a skid.

woah...

How long do you reckon I should make janny work for

I’m going to get up for some food for a minute then make him keep working, this is his break, he has to work overtime because he deleted /brit/ threads for no reason

business idea: everyone moves to iceland

The names*

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Everything changed so much the past decade

Not when you got an irish granny

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Business idea: make yanks illegal

angloids just look like creepy ghoulish nonces in the presence of virile brythonic bvlls

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Imagine working but not getting paid for doing it and thinking you are superior to other people like janny

Business idea: Uber but instead of taking you to your destination I drive out to the moors and club you to death with an iron pipe

realistically, what are my hair options? I'm overdue a cut, but my hairline has receded a bit more than in the past. I've been getting 2 sides/back and trim on top (brushed to the side) for a year or so now, which I don't really like, but it seems like the only thing I can do to look presentable. should I just get a buzz cut at this point?

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doing a post lads

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that adam driver fella plays quite the villain

Business idea: give me an icelandic wife who will make me kjötsupa

>Gaylord Focker

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Bit violent mate
Might have to chat about this with your psychiatrist

Its all that lamb you stick your willys into isnt it

>rich people are healthier in a country where a illness can bankrupt you
big think