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you a tutsie or hutu?

just got shot before being thrown out of a plane

tutsie

I always miss a bit when I shake off pee
I always have my hands in my boxers
Ergo Procter Hoc
My hands always smell of pee

always get piss in my pants
sometimes can see it like a mong
I must have weak as fuck kegel muscles

post nice music lads

not whatever shite is popular in your edm peer group

have you tried washing your hands and not sticking them down your pants?

i think the mods finally caught up to janny

Headed to the breadline. Need anything?

*gives you a room key*

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dont talk down to me cleanhands

What sorts of music do you like?

What movie is this?

ground beef
loaf of flax seed

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This one always gets the blood flowing

>jannies leave up the swiss one
based desu

Imagine pretending to be janny because youre absolutely wounded

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FUCK OFF YANKS

looooooooooool gets me every time

>a-user, I saw your abs when your shirt lifted up...they’re really nice

>I’m a virgin so I don’t know what this feeling is, but...but may I lift up my shirt too? For you?

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Here lads
I've lost 15 pounds since the beginning of lent
And I have a date tomorrow
Is it finally happening for me?

>No, no, the MOAB

>f-fuck brits hehe....

Which pickup truck should I buy

>I’m a bit traditional so...only if you promise to marry me...and also my family is going to want children...

>a-afterwards, maybe I can cook for you...

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ignore my flag im a brit, on holiday

too many yanks here
im out

Before we do all that, let me give you a primer on the difference between a girdle and a masculine-superstructure garment.

FUCK OFF OUT OF /BRIT/ MUTTS

>Klementieff's father died of cancer when she was 5, and her mother had schizophrenia and was unable to care for children,[4] so Klementieff was raised by her paternal uncle and aunt.[3] Her uncle, whom she described as "like [her] second father", died on her 18th birthday, and her older brother committed suicide just seven years later, this time on her 25th birthday.

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I always hold my jizz in by pressing my underwilly
think that has something to do with it

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Reminder that more Brits died in 9/11 than any other terror attack so this IS in fact based

Colonialism was just a long holiday

WAY too many autismoyanks itt

i have an eclectic music taste but am very very particular in individual songs that i like so just post anything
people here have a decent music taste desu on average at least

she must be annoying as fuck

ah yes repeating what nonce told you

>I-I’m just a bit shy...this is our first date and all, and you’re so tall and handsome...

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Where’s Diego?

>marrying a gook
>having hideous happa children
>having to deal with her hideous gook family

nah, gooks are good for fucking but not much else

nice repost also what does being a virgin have to do with it

67 Brits died in that gif, more than any other foreign nationality that died on 9/11

BASED

Redpill me on 'cide

my uncle, who is a brit like me, died on 9/11 rest in piece william

>are...are you saying there’s something wrong with hapas? Do you not like me user? I was so happy to be here with you...

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Here's a few I like.

>103738454
cringe
fuck off

>user, back where you’re from, do the girls really sleep with a lot of men?

>girls here aren’t like that, we focus on our studies and passions and save sex for people we really care about...and umm...user I think I like you a lot

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>actual white people died in a country full of half breed freaks
Based

bravest man on 9/11 was a KERNOWYON BVLL

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>I’m so glad I could go to this American “carnival” with you! I’m so happy I flew all the way here to see you, I really love spending time with you...

>d-don’t look at me like that! Here, have some ice cream!

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is it all deliberately English people?

is he a huckabee

Why wypipo kiss they dogs LMAO

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Triffids are Australian and The Chills are from New Zealand. I don't know about Lloyd Cole.

oh yeah I can hear it now

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Basically english then

lold pretty hard irl

Soo Joo

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If you say so. Most of the stuff I've been listening to lately is English though.

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her arms look like mine, very slender and skeletal

Using “they” in place of “their” or “they’re” should be a capital offense. One of the stupidest niggerisms.

great grandmother died in 2003

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back from toil lads

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but you understood anyway yeah

aussies and kiwis are basically yanks/californians now

white people before their/they're leave work every morning

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i kiss my dog on the lips coz i love him tho im mad at him nao atmo >:(

Based

*munch munch*

>I got us the popcorn user! Now we can go watch our movie together :)

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any /honk/ boys

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de ting is peng

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mine died last year
she was 97

soy owl

is the Dutch lad actually Dutch?

>I am not like the westerners where you come from, I am traditional and intend on keeping it that way. If you intend to date me, you must begin learning mandarin at once, and be at a conversational level before you meet my parents.

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who

>white women

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The democrats are doing their best to keep this Mueller thing alive and to keep investigating Trump. It’s funny because all it’s going to do is ensure Trump gets re-elected in 2020.

>inb4 not British culture
>inb4 FOY

If she was traditional she wouldn’t date outside her race.

wish they'd just release the report and move on

what's the point in a traditional girl if her traditions aren't yours

a soyl as it were

>If you intend to date me, you must begin learning mandarin at once, and be at a conversational level before you meet my parents.
already hear enough of the old shing shong as is so i'm good thanks
>those comments
gracious

he’s Algerian or something
Dunno if he was born in the Netherlands. but I assume so
He was the same one moaning about his little cock for months

Why are right-wing views so strongly correlated with low IQ?

thanks for the free popcorn you silly bitch
*walks away and leaves her in the cinema*
*goes home and streams movies by myself*

>user, just because I am traditional does not mean I do not date outside my race, most Chinese men act like little princes and I do not see it as “traditional” to date a man who is softer and more spoiled than I am. To be traditional is to be feminine and be with a man who is masculine. You must simply adapt to my culture and learn my language, or my family will never accept you.

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any kiswahili man in