/cum/ - Canada Usa Mexico

Fuck off with your sandnigger food
This is a North American General not some Muslim cocksucking competition

Delte this one too I want to make the new thread

spotted the cuckafornians

want an indie gf who's in a band

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>tough luck ahmed

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janny the forgiver

based

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gained five pounds since I last checked a few weeks ago

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i'm no racist, but hummus and baba ghanoush suck my fat nuts. your food is garbage bruh.

(You)

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Hola puuutooo k tal

>eggplant hummus > baba ghanoush > red pepper hummus > avocado hummus

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>i'm no racist, but hummus and baba ghanoush suck my fat nuts. your food is garbage bruh.

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kinda wanna start mean-posting

cringe

Found a USB stick of the GF under the closet
Gonna do a sneaky check of the contents

what do you think about the Negas?

extremely good post

turks and arabs are whiter than you, bud

Girls don't put fun stuff on usb sticks

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>extremely good post

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Yeah big yikes on that one
8gb stick and only one single text document on it

gracias. trato mucho grande para postar bueno. significa mucho para mi oir ti decir esta

want to mealpost but don't want to restart my laptop to access my phone files

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>it's a tails drive with an encrypted partition

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>arabs are whiter than you
No they are caucasians but not white hes most likely 50% white. However, yeah Turks are just LARPers.

not a fan of the Mexican

what about me

Just closed a thread that I was losing an argument in

link me. i'll pick up your sword.

yo te quiero mi amor

I'm not white and i'm ok with that

i wish I was a spicy Latinx slut, and not a mayo-ass cracka white boi.

how do i ask that cute barista out

It was originally a bait thread but I made the mistake of putting out my actual opinions
I hope you've listened to these albums before, but if not then just try your best.

The only reasonable course of action. Lick your wounds and bolster your strength.

in the mood for some spicy chicken wings

the daily grind

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was meant for

>However, yeah Turks are just LARPers.
why are they larpers

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Might be water+undigested food in your stomach

disgusting

t. greeknigger

This sort of explains why Ashkenazi Jews tend to look like Southern Europeans

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disgusting

>at a cafe
>think about how everybody in the room has somebody waiting for them at home who would be worried if they didn’t come home
>they all have somebody who’s life is made better by them
How do I stop doing this

The Swear We'll Eat Ass Tonight Pledge

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t. butthurt mohammedan op

Let's go on a Kero Kero journey

i need to start earning an income so I can finally go to the outside world

i came to your defense, senpai

Get on a train

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i'm from finland

which one

I'm Mexican but i have a strong respect for Islam and Muslims

So what do you think about the Negas?

I see, thank you friend

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Another attempt at dating
Another girl cancelling on me

this was the din dins tonight buds

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I wouldn't care if my sisters, mother, and stepdad all died in a car accident.
it would actually make my life better.

dating scares me

not sure if it was worth nearly 7 whole loonies tbqh, but at least healthier than mcdoubles or subway or something

me too bud

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how white of you panchito

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is it gluten-free?

inb4 >is it gluten free
inb4 soy_grimace.jpg

you keep talking about how you hate them in every thread but nobody ever cares

that being said don't give a shit

>6.50 for that
Just buy a hungry man meal

hungry man is probably only a buck or two cheaper tee bee ecchi

probably not who the fuck cares only soyjacks

downloading an update for my phone
would be nice if iTunes showed you any sort of download progress
trapped to the PC for the time being

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hate when people go full sjw on me desu

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I’ve gone on three dates this year so far
None lead anywhere
I’ve also had like 6 more cancelled last minute
One girl asked to reschedule once but then canceled again
She said she’ll tell me if she’s free next week but I’m not autistic so I know what she actually means is “we’re never going out”

>America looked up from between Canada's splayed legs, blue eyes made all the brighter when coupled with his freshly sun-kissed skin. Even if it meant months of only his hand for company, America spending time in various relief groups offering their assistance in Mexico had certainly come with its benefits. America looked better than he had in months, the stress that had been sapping away at his vibrancy all but gone. He practically glowed against Canada's pale skin, the tanned fingers brushing against his inner thighs reminiscent of the sun's rays embracing the silver moon.

girls can't cancel your date if you don't ask them out

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Just went on a date
She had a pre-pared dossier and grilled me for 150 minutes

you don't even have friends. what are you talking about?

Big Mac is constantly on my mind.
I shouldn't have swallowed the Mac Pill.

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I think I’m going to go back to my old strategy of not asking girls out
Never trying is better than being shot down constantly

>America straddled Canada's lap, kissed him one, two, three times on the lips, and pressed their foreheads together. Long since having abandoned their glasses, Canada's view of America's eyes was wonderfully unobstructed, and not for the first time Canada marveled in the light touch of gray amid the summer-sky blue, a kind of slate that reminds him of industrialization and mountain ranges. The moment could have been innocent, if not for the grinding twist of America's hips and the brush of his arousal against Canada's stomach.
this is beautiful
did you pass the penis inspection? did she find your coat wanting in luster?

>did you pass the penis inspection
I opted out. Didn't want to pressure her into looking at my genitalia, even though it is customary.

Eating my roommate's food again

You fucking nigger

that's a red flag. if a girl won't at least give me at least perfunctory, ceremonial penis inspection on the first date, I know she's not serious about a relationship.

what happened to the canuck who kept pranking his roommates so they'd fuck off or get kicked out
i enjoyed his stories

Society is seriously changing.

This is what every generation goes through.

Its pretty radical.

But society is seriously changing.

He wrote his name in it which is worth 10 non-touch points. But it deprecates 1 point per month and it had been in the fridge since 2017.

i don't have a gf
and my family is starting to worry

You better start running to the toilet before it hits

my solution to the roomate-food conundrum is just to never eat. i'm down to a healthy fighting weight of 140 lb at 6'2"