I cant get over how bad France is. My whole life I hear "oh its beautiful! Great food, people, and culture." Ive spent two days here and its all complete shit. Literally. I cant even take a shit and Im constipated because of their 30 euro overpriced rabbit food. Even if I could take a shit, you cant. They have NO restrooms anywhere in paris. If you happen to find one you have to either pay to use it or its extremely disgusting. All their restaurant toilets are diagusting. I bet India has better sanitation than fucking france. I cant even get a good meal. Im from Texas and literally everything you can get at an HEB grocery store blows this county's cousine out of the water. What a shit country. The airbnbs are shit. The people are rude and dont speak english. If this is what all europoor countries are like then im never even coming back to this awful continent. No wonder my ancestors left. Fucking barbarians, all of them. I only came here to meet a Ukrainian girl that I like, and that my friends, is a whole other story filled with let downs. I wish I never came here. I miss Texas. I want away from this socialist shit hole with commie blocks as far as the eye can see.
France is an awful country
Before you fags say its just paris, let me correct. I am now in a smaller city near the alps, Grenoble to be exact. Same kind of shithole. Just the same as Paris except even worse. Their shit country closes every store by about 730pm
:^)
Paris is such shit. The tourist trap par excellence. Even Tokyo is better and that's one overcrowded hellhole.
>he fell for the France meme
I hate France and everything about it with a passion, but I avoid posting about it, because I know people will just say I'm butthurt about the world cup.
Rabbit is god tier you gay yank/
People in Paris speak english.
Paying for toilets is common in Western Europe like France or Germany, it's not like you couldn't have looked it up.
Ukranian girls are whores, you should have known better.
There are no commieblocks in Paris in the zones you should be staying in.
You should leave our freedom loving country and move to this poo le loo then, traitor. Im never coming back to Europe.
t.butthurt about the world cup :p
subhuman southener, stay mad
warms my heart you got got and are having a miserable time
thanks for the tourism bux, sucker
All you french people are garbage. Wont even look me in the eye when walking past me like beta cucks. Lazy pieces of shit that dony work. You spend all your money at these stupid atuck up resuraunts and cafes... you buy these gay coffees and pieces of bread. You dont even finish whats on your playe and you talk in your barbaric npc language like your life is important. Literally every one of you dress like homeless people with dirty white adidas shoes or somethinf you would see at a walmart.
>Im from Texas
Ah, found the problem
>visiting p*Ris
that was your first mistake
>The people are rude and dont speak English
Why do you expect them to leave their language behind and learn English instead ? It isn't like French is some irrelevant language.
more MORE
more impotent seething from a stupid burger who fell for the france meme pls
Were you also baffled by the amount of blacks everywhere?
that's going to be a based from me dawg
Yes literally 90 percent people are non white. I came for a girl and im trying to make the best of it, but ill never forget this horrible experience. Worst part is im here for another 11 days. Now I love America and Texas even more and hate socialosm even more. When I get back to the land of freedom im going to punch the first soi boi I see clean between the nose just to let out my anger im holding in.
All you heathens look the same. Everytime of you frogs walk passed me I think its the same barbarian i saw a few hours back.
Only place where i was mugged was in France.
And i´m brazilian!!
>Going to Paris
>Complains about the hygiene and the amount of strangers
Dude what did you expect ?
Dont worry nip, never will I visit your island of atomic waste. At least the japs are not lazy though.
that's it, run home burger boy
run home to someone who gives a shit, because i'm sure this is what's killing you really, the fact no one is making you feel special, like the handsome "touriste américain" but instead you're just the regular tourism cattle that we see everyday and since you don't speak the language you can't even complain about it
except on your phone lol
>muh socialism
He is right though Paris is a shithole
I'm leaving this place as soon as I can
it is, and he fell for it and now he's crying like a bitch, crying because people go to bakeries and cafés instead of starbucks and dunkin donuts
chances are he's also a tubby seething most of us can look down and see our uncut cocks
>their 30 euro overpriced rabbit food.
>He fell for the Paris meme
Good job retard lmao. Next time you visit france try not to pick the worst city possible for your trip
i heard french women dont shave vagener and arm pits is this true
>the people are rude
You see rudeness, i see culture
>ablooo abloo bloo bloo
>why don't people in another countries speak MY language
good thread
No, they have the same beauty standards as american girls. Their role models are the same too, from instagram etc
>The people are rude and dont speak english
You're supposed to make a list of BAD things, m8
France is the shit of Europe, come to Italy my bro
Lel it is though only literal africans and sputhern bgisns speak french outside of france.
>shittaly
Dude 9 out of 10 german women are pale pigs, the only time i visited i hooked up with some girls in a bar in Ravensburg only to end up with one of them wanting to eat my ass and the other wanted me to piss in her mouth.
Germans talking about women is something that we cannot afford to have.
france may have its problems but they are significant to europe in economic, military and cultural aspects. go back to tending cattle cowboy
Woah dude relax
I had the same experience more or less.
French cuisine is overrated, the people are arrogant and unhelpful, the roads are shit, there are niggers who try to sell you worthless junk everywhere and you have to wait a lifetime to get into one tourist attraction. I'm having a way better holiday at flag related than in that shithole.
Nah man they are actually retarded, they act like they can't undestand you even in airports, but they are just dicks
americans like you are too matrixed in their head, stay in texas and next time you want to travel go to disney land
I’m really hoping this is the same guy who went to Taiwan to try and fuck girls on tinder.
i want to go to Nimes, is it an alright place to go?
sure, there's some good stone to be seen there
German girls are pretty and thick in all the right places. They can be cool once u get past the cold stranger barrier and arrogance they put on.
I have no idea what you're talking about. I've been going back and forth for years now since my brother is a citizen there.
Almost 10 years now and i have never seen even a glimpse of what you're talking about, you're delusional moron.
Dutch girls are light years ahead although they're even more ferocious whores.
1 in 10 or 5-10 in a hundred girls are at or above a 5/10 in germany and im being generous here.
>Their shit country closes every store by about 730pm
it used to be 6pm. welcome to europe.
Do people outside of brainlet j*p insects really still fall for the "gauls are civilized" meme?
they were though, but you wouldnt know that pekka mudhutainen
France is dead and USSR tier now.
People in and out of France are told it's paradise and everything is going well.
And they believe it.
we will build something new together mon ami
Already posted in another thread but no reply.
Going to Southern France soon, GF wants to spend more time in Nice/Monte Carlo but I want to spend the majority of the time in Marseille. Can I get a rundown on what Marseille is really like without all the "its not France" shit?
I saw the Anthony Bourdain episode on Marseille, looks great, reminds me of Naples (which I loved).
*blocks your way*
>Fucking grenoble
Lmao why
The only city you're missing is Marseille and then you'd have visited france's worst
massalia is greek clay
Yeah France sucks. When it comes to travelling Europe, Austria is the furthest west you want to go, with the exception of Switzerland, the nordic countries, and Spain if you speak Spanish. Western Europe is just absolutely filled with arrogant f*rsties and their refugees they let in so that they have another reason to look down on everyone else. Western European arrogance can only be matched by Chinese bugmen and American fratboys. Its truly interesting how a long and powerful history can lead to an inherent cultural arrogance that you wont notice until you bring them to certain topics. (Ignore my flag, I'm not from here.) Even the Germans, for all their white guilt ×1000 are still incredibly arrogant when it comes to the German ways of doing things. I had to deal with the German Branch of my employer's after their accounting department was deliberately making our jobs harder by ignoring our system for internal accounting and instead following the German standard for public accounting. We could not get them to do what they wanted and they were extremely passive aggressive and refused to do it the way we wanted as they believed that IFRS was superior to our system. I ended up being put on a flight over there so that I could I read them the riot act and make it clear that they needed to do things our way or we would start the process of firing people. And they still argued with me for days about it because they felt that they knew better than all of working in the US when they were in an underperforming branch, even compared to our debauched Brazilian branch that was reenacting a mix of Fear and Loathing and the Wolf of Wall Street and breaking the law left and right in regards to corruption. What I've realized is you cant reason with an educated European whose made his mind up about something, because even if on a surface level they dont realise or even hate the idea of arrogance, they all truly believe that their methods are superior to that of all foreigners.
It's the worst city you can imagine, even Algiers is better. Not meming.
Maybe if you stick to the touristic parts you'll find it okay. Only good thing is the Mucem museum, very nice.
My humble advice is to go to Bandol, Sanary, Hyères or Aix en Provence instead, if you can avoid going there between June and August, temperatures are insane and there are way too many tourists.
Going in June, that’s why Marseille appeals to me, could still feel like a proper city and not just tourist towns. That’s how I felt about Naples and the Amalfi Coast, the amalfi Coast was nice and all but really just felt like a Disney park.
What makes it so bad? Looks beautiful, supposed to have good food, relatively cheap for that part of France, crime rates aren’t ridiculous, is there something I’m missing?
>I ended up being put on a flight over there so that I could I read them the riot act and make it clear that they needed to do things our way or we would start the process of firing people
This is fucking hilarious
Ty for the tourismbux Cletus
Based, thank you for funding my NEETbux
It take some nerve to live in France.
Sorry for you weakness but at leats you made me chuckle !
>France
>socialist
Use words you understand
Well he's just as bitter and absolutely SEETHING for no reason at all (seriously who gets triggered by people going to bakeries or some shit)
Only boomers go to bakeries anyways and me of course to buy delicious banana dough coconut cookies when im high or hung over.
I usually get a bottle of faggot wine and some dick cheese from the nearby wannabe fagguette shop so this cunt in pic related wouldn't try ot sing her opera scripts or whatever at 2 am every now and then but rather fuck this old boomer and go to bed earlier.
God damned boomers cost me so much money i think i'll just move away.
France is great
total bros (and America's longest and best Ally)
PRO TIP: If you make an effort to learn a tad and try to speak their language, they open up a lot.
retarded incelofacho
based buxpilled neet