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Fuck the army: Get a bluecollar job instead or chase your dreams. Don't reward the unethical recruitment tactics. If you want to serve your country, it should be because your country serves you. Not becaus you're bored.

score a headshot on a poster of Jeremy Corbyn from 30 yards

>fuck the army
hello rasheed

if you have literally no skills and you're an unemployed sem-fit NEET grug the army is pretty much the only option you've got for a stable career

do it desu, go paras -> special forces

Would help if they didn’t have such stupid standards, I would be disqualified from joining because I have a minor case of eczema on the back of my legs.
It’s not even contagious and completely goes away during the winter.

Relative of mine used to be in the army. Everyone calls him Tom the soldier.

would rather off myself than join the ADF

why are you in our country then?

thats fucking fascinating

I want to join the merchant navy but even that looks like a nightmare to actually get your foot in the door.

the Army is for retards and meatshields
join the Air Force

The army is full of utter mongs and borderline retarded people. The pay is shit and so are the conditions and people. If you really want to join, go for it, but it'll just be more of doing bullshit work for inept superiors, but now you'll be surrounded by morons as well.

sueposter wants me to join the navy

Snail mail is actually so beautiful
love her and her music

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Is there any way I could find out what regiment my grandfather belonged to in the British Army if I still have his medals? I know he was stationed in France and Germany from what my uncle tells me but I would like to know more. There’s even a journal account of him that I have to buy.

hey mikey post something worth reading for once ty

My older brother is a reserve and that seems pretty chill, works his normal job most of the year and then gets to do a few weeks of army stuff.

Flubbed a test so much I think I'll drop the course
Wasn't interested in it at all anyways

get deployed to some third world shithole to hand out UNICEF parcels every so often and spend the rest of your time getting paid to do nothing

yeah true, plus they keep buying all this shit that people are going to have to operate, I think the ADF has about 55,000 servicemembers which is completely inadequate but young people with any prospects whatsoever have no interest

Yes ofc

Just research his name on litterly any ancestry site

There should be a register I think.

True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.

wanted to be an air force pilot growing up but I have bad eyesight no degree and I'm fat
mental how life throws you a curveball every so often

because I got with a kiwi and we moved here for a change of pace
british army
I figure I can get some decent trade skills in the army and save up a decent amount while living in tents for a few years. see the world a bit and all that. had difficulty going for apprenticeships in the UK due to local competition. employers thought because I was an islander that i'd just fuck off immediately after getting qualified

rasheed

Yeah, what use could australia have for an army? It's not like we're isolated from the rest of the world, separated from a billion belligerent chinks who are increasingly spreading their influence only by the world's largest muslim nation.

How do I find out?
Alright I’ll check it out.

astonishing number of people on here who think armies are obsolete because we have drones and internet

channel islander

>search indian granddad's name
>3407053 results

mark

im melvin

I didn’t say you have no point in HAVING an army, I just can’t imagine the average Aussie soldier gets up to much.

so here i am

the army only exists to give racists who are mentally deficient a career
it's like prison but for white people

nigger

whitey

Threw up in town last night.

negroids

Was it a tactical one or did your soppy bollocks go home after?

nah

screaming

Didn't you lads lose a war to fucking Emus? Did they offer fair terms of surrender?

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It wasn't tactical and I stayed out for a good half hour afterwards.

Just wasn't feeling it y'know? Wednesday nights are a bit shit.

Do you actually have his medals? ez then.
If not, Imperial war museum with name/where he was stationed etc. ez also

>Anonymous (23)
>negroids

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DIdnt even say that in my original post

rucksack seems a bit childish
briefcase seems a bit formal/wanky

what do I do? :s

Uber driver gave me 3 stars even though I was sitting in silence the whole time on my phone?

Fucking tit

It's better if you're not going to war though. Just go on some peacekeepig missions and relax, innit. Don't have to worry about walking across some ied.

refuse to shop anywhere other than aldi
you'd have to be mental to spend twice as much on the same food at colesworths

didnt read your post haha

satchel

youre boring

so? that's a good rating all things considered

Yes, we do. I’ll check it out, thank you. Cheers.

try being a conversationalist like a normal human being next time you incel spastic

Yeah probably.

Ruined a good choon
Exceeder Wipeout Zone Mode
youtube.com/watch?v=EJLQuPsT0es
*sip* yep

You have Aldi in Australia?

>get rated literally average for doing nothing special
well yeah

>not entertaining them

loool, lucky you got a 3. I'm always working on new bits for Uber chat, need to up my rating

shagged someone whos mum was the first female captain in the merchant navy

is this a recent thing? never had a rating for myself

Post medals I might be able to identify them

something worth noting: people on twitter, Facebook, the media, etc, have a wildly different definition of what incel is to people from Jow Forums, the incel subreddits, incel forums, lookism

to the latter, an incel is the bottom of the barrel man who is horribly ugly, socially worthless, will never have a chance in his life of being loved or desired, is usually abnormally unattractive, no experience of women being at all interested in him, if they even recognise his existence at all. this incel is suicidal.

to the former, an incel is just a brooding quiet white man who doesn't like modern society and has right-wing views on women or minorities. whether the man is attractive or has sex doesn't matter, if you're not a normie drone, you're an incel

Fell below 4 stars on Uber now they park further away from my pickup and destination.

I think the australian military is probably surprisingly active compared to a european country, we have troops keeping peace in irrelevant Oceanic shitholes and our navy stops the boats, we have wargames with the chinks and Americans and i'm sure other ASEANS.
#NeverAgain

I like tits. They were proto thots

aye its the thinking man's supermarket, same products for 25% less

Hmm yes very insightful and informative

this post is wrong from the first three words

While we're posting classics
youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

ok incel

Emma Watson is the most beautiful girl in the world.

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*scratches your back*

incel is the new nigger

Is that webm in Brazil?

this, our military is probs more active than the UKs

spilled some seed to this back in the day

I'm an npc

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Trailer Park Boys is actually pretty based

kek read this in a scottish twitter accent

You got nuked by the UK lol.

have you ever had sex?

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yeah, in like 1954 you fucking obese mong

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We'll have to agree to disagree on that one Emmayank

Brazil and webm mentioned

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can't wait for the age of american imperialism to come to an end