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why does trump love little asian willy so much

*despacito come on at full volume*

>NEW: Commons sitting suspended as torrents of water pour out of chamber roof into press gallery seating below. Pick your apocalyptic Brexit metaphor now.

finna dabba some eu4

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Checked. What class are you making?

>tfw rainy season almost here
get very excited when it comes

cat wouldnt stop harassing the nidgers at the birdfeeder in my back garden, so i shooed him out the front door
turn my head for 5 seconds and he's back with a nigwig in his mouth

just fingered catyank's mum on the roof of parliament

>fantasies
is my life really so amazing that you lads literally can't believe it? that's amusing

societal idea: planet of the apes society but men are the intelligent apes and women are the mute dumb humans raised as pets for menial tasks and sex things

why do you stop replying when anyone asks you for proof

I'm citing the lawyer of #metoo movement to appear at kangaroo court on this one

fuck off catyank

It seriously, honestly pains me to see shitty ass posters post absolutely trite garbage, and every time you tell them to please shape up and try to post better, they double down because they think they're trolling everyone by being shitty watercooler elementals. I've graduated from college with a degree in psychology. I know that if you beat a dog with a stick long enough, it will eventually go away and stop bothering you. It will even learn to cower as soon as it sees you raise the stick. But somehow, with people, the pinnacle of evolution, you get the exact opposite effect, and you have several people absolutely addicted to having dozens of strangers tell them to fuck off and die for several hours a day. It's so perversely irresistible to them.

This is your mind on BLACKED

just been biting my lip and now bleeding

Was watching her sing it live on youtube yesterday

Kami-sama arigato
Unmei no itazura demo
Meguriaeta koto ga
Shiawase na no

why do americans say watercooler instead of watercolour

The flop of classic will be the greatest historical event of the entire internet.
Nostalgiafags who used to play vanilla when they were in middle school would __suddenly__ find out that they no longer have 15 hours a day to play, and if you play vanilla less than that, you'll forever be a shitter.
Nostalgiafags who used to play vanilla in their early adulthood will ___suddenly___ find out that their body can no longer play for so long, and overall the gameplay is not up to today's standards and the QoL is lacking big time.

It hasn't released yet, but it's already failed.
This is going to be glorious, can't wait.

post your biggest accomplishments in life
for me its the achievement "Animal Kingdom"

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Is Xi actually president for life?

where's this porn ban then? load of old guff was it?

the "we don't have a story about brexiters kicking the shit out of brown people, so we're just gonna remind you that they're likely to do that at any moment" headline

and then wonder why this same group we shout abuse at (on our infinitely larger reaching platform) then shouts abuse at us

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bet you looked sexy doing it though

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we dont

exceptionally sad post

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-43361276

still do
blood is sexy

I was thinking the same

either you're backed by the majority or youre the underdogs
cant have both

yes

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are you a pozdaddy

Watercoolers and watercolours are two different things

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I want a gf from Yorkshire

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Fucking China, they really are just peasants under and emperor with a new title

why do ypipo love the song mr Brightside so much?

negroes didn't even cross my mind
youtube.com/watch?v=GKBtMLOC2oU
was more or less picturing this, but with women pets

well she wants a man from brum

It’s pretty fun to take the piss out their accent but I hope you like Labour

It’s a decent song that everyone knows the words to, therefore it gets played loads still, it’s a vicious cycle

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*stops replying to multiple conversation chains in the thread out of boredom*

good starting point to understand Chinese society to be honest
its a bit more complicated than that but you're on your way

me? understander

yeah I’m going to put her into labor

Might go down to that hotel later to verify this

so remain are underdogs?
the status quo is that we're leaving the EU and everyone is happy about it, except for that ragtag bunch of desperado _members of parliament_

something is incongruent here

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love poo"

undead rogue or mage

thats not stupid at all its very poetic

Underdog refers to possessing some sort of advantage. It's not about size necessarily.

literally pulling my pants down and walking around

Heard in different places that he's about 5'3

Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ree, ouch, ouch, ouch, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ree, ouch, ouch, ouch, la
He's a baka-mhm-bak-mhm-bakbak-bak-mhm-boy
Baka-mhm-bak-mhm-bakbak
I'm not your
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ree, ouch, ouch, ouch, la
He's a baka-mhm-bak-mhm-bakbak-bak-mhm-boy
Baka-mhm-bak-mhm-bakbak
I'm not your
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ree, ouch, ouch, ouch, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la

idea:
you know how they give kids fake phones as toys
lets give women fake governments they can vote for that don't actually do anything, so they don't mess up the real things

i don't see remain as underdogs, im sure some people do
remain are just the adults in the room

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and you think 650 MPs are at a disadvantage

lads, do you prefer winter or summer?

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No I'm saying that's what makes Leave the underdog, even though they're the majority. Remain has all the institutional power on their side, but still lost.

very pooetic

Never delved into Chinese history too much, all the names sound the same so it can get pretty confusing. I know the broad strokes though, not even worried about China as a superpower they will inevitably implode as they always do.

naked alone time is a realest shit

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autumn

the masses are the underdogs because they're against the establishment elite. the elite, by definition, is a minority.

desuarchive.org/int/search/image/YK9yQTiMs0N62WCw5GeEzA/
what a boring poster

compiling a library of works
traveling to places
speaking to strangers

oh then i agree haha lol sorry :) x

Going to get him some new pictures for Christmas.

you are a minority (ethnically)

you called them children, that's so grown up

lads...
lads, lads, lads...
sigh...

technically true but not in the usual way

you are a nigger

The UK has always been a veiled oligarchy, an iron fist in a velvet glove. Brexit is so disturbing for many because for the first time it's no longer veiled.

just fuck my shit up lads

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sometimes find myself searching for old liam posts and having a bit of a howl

>Checked

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Sat on a wasp

have you seen this funny banana?

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it's funny because it's true!

-love Sandra and the kids xoxo

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just got sat on

Liam isn’t real

just saw a wasp get sat on

honk is the best meme in a generation

yellow and black striped claws rattled out this post

Am I supposed to entertain my Uber driver or something? Why did the cunt give me 3 stars for sitting silently on my phone?

I'm coming home from work at 2 am I don't want to tell you my life story and my holiday plans you cunt

youtu.be/Z4OhbzSFpnk

I’m an Englishman
Same as you