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did everyone see the big lez show finale

but what I'm saying is there's an extremely low chance you'd be born in the same country to the same family and the same goes for your parents

nigging a fucking nog

no, was it good?

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pvp server orc rogue checking in

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look at her

this is hypothetical so i'm allowed to create any scenario i want you clown

I might use chromium

whats so bad about it

Greetings, blood of Orsinium

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Guilty?

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You can now be arrested for eating eat, only yesterday I was saying they'll have us all eating insects

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fucking BASED lad. I'm going undead rogue and I'm going to kill every ally faggot I see in STV

f we ever got a PM that the right wingers don't agree with.... I don't think that PM would be alive for very long.


And going by the comments (that had to be deleted) on here.... And on the DM.... A lot of the right would support it.

Arn't they a lovely bunch

hilarious, fucking intense, and also bittersweet

that said i think you probably have to be australian to get the most out of it

give me a quick rundown on her

>eating meat*

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>Be dumb kid
>Browsing omegle in 2014
>Meet with some Aussie girl who wants to add me on kik
>I'm skeptical, so girl sends me her tumblr link to prove that she's really a girl
>She's a qt in her profile pic, and there are pictures of her in her school uniform, taking selfies with her friends and shit; regular girl stuff from years ago, highly unlikely to be a fake account
>She asks me to film myself cumming all over my hand and fingers
>Send it to her
>Threatens to blackmail me and put it up on my Facebook for my friends to see
>Block her, delete her texts, put my facebook page on hold, hold my breath and tell myself she was bluffing
>She finds me on Skype and asks me why I deleted my facebook page
>Block her and delete her texts on Skype
>Finds my youtube channel
>Keeps asking me why I'm hiding from her
>Eventually get scared and write out this huge rant telling her to fuck off and that I'm not scared of her, and that if she doesn't leave me alone, I'm calling the cops
>She keks and fucks off
>Literally 5 years later, in 2019, by some RANDOM fucking circumstance, I JUST so happen to see her on my campus during some sort of "Mid-Term Morale Concert"
>She recognizes me too
>We hit it off
>I'm holding her, swaying to the music
>Night ends, and before we part ways, we exchange numbers
>She remembers she still has my number in her phone, but it's just blocked
>She laughs and does a wanking off motion with her hands before walking off back to her dorm
>When we exchanged phone numbers, she put her name in my phone as "Call me"

Lads...Is it safe? It's been so long, and I could really use some type of crazy in my life. We both seem like normal, happy adults now, and when we talked about it, she just said she was a really bored, but fucked up kid. Reckon I should hit it off with her? She said she still has the video of me cumming somewhere on her laptop but she has no idea where. I trust her, but then again, I'm retarded and maybe it's just my dick talking.

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he's gonna flip a shit when he discovers the word abrahamic

art slags and alt-girls laying themselves at my feet

>At an event at a YMCA in west London, the Duke of Sussex launched a scathing attack on social media and gaming.

>Of Fortnite, he said: "That game shouldn't be allowed. Where is the benefit of having it in your household?
It really bloody is time to rise up

Time to to get rid of the Parachute Regiment, too many incidents and crimes, Bloody Sunday, the Falklands shooting of disarmed prisoners, and now this. Regiment like its Italian and French counterparts has long been linked to fascist ideology, shut it down before its too late in this toxic political climate.

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Parachutes, modern warfare no longer does mass parachute drops and hasn't done so for many decades. No need for a parachute regiment.

Future human retardin here flexin' on you all

no trial and not guilty verdict
or are posthumous trials a thing now? can't keep up

for me, it's Michael Cusack

Forgot the pic haha x

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why cant they just leave us alone

>kid
>2014
die

Imagine pumping her little cunny full of your sperm

>my youtube channel

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nonce

I'd like to say I will too but it's been years and I've never played rogue
might just troll people with distract and sap n that
hope we can all pick the same server x

lmaooo what a fucking moron

gaming is a neeky time-sink, but he should know better than to advocate banning a lesiure activity lmao

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I love this song so much
Hits the hammer on the head how great it is having sex with a girl you love

How are you coping with no brexit?

he's right

in fareness hes only talking about fortnite specifically which does seem to have ensnared more virginal zoomoid freaks than usual

wait a sec there lad is that the jewish girl with the bushy black hair

they say don't stick your willy in crazy but what do you have to lose

I GOT MYXOMATOSIS

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Fuck off, I was 16, and literally fucking everyone had a youtube channel and facebook and shit in 2014

Life's too short to not take risks, go for it, if you fuck up, then you learn from your mistakes

I've only seen a few episodes but I'll probably watch it all at some point

male orc rogues/locks look hideous until they get their tier gears then they are amazing due to their massive shoulders

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just wait till they're fighting mobs haha
>Honour? heh that's a human concept, kid.

its probably not worth your while joining any /v/ guilds, they're full of wankers

Anyone who doesn't say blue needs the rope.

>whats so bad about it
its just a fork of old firefox code with a stupid Jow Forums-brained developer. if you're the sort of person who switched away from chrome because Jow Forums captchas were broken then you'll switch away from palemoon within a matter of hours.

based bluers

his virginity lol

Red is whole, right? If you're not drinking whole, then what the fuck

>nobody voted soy
lol

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>Red is whole, right?
FOY

fuck off peter hitchens

Wow, imagine that! Right wing nationalists being attracted to the armed forces.

Just who do people think are volunteering to become professional soldiers? Left wing pacifists? Supporters of the Green Party? Specialists in ethnic sociology?

A large part of the common soldiery has always been made up of ne'r do wells and scoundrels. The military tries, in certain degrees, to both stifle and encourage these attitudes, and prides itself on making better men / women. Obviously, with limited success.

It is part of our ingrained hypocracy that allows us to deal with these two different realities. We hold them up as heroes, yet reject them as bigoted squaddies.

How anyone can be in the least surprised at these kind of incidents is very naive.

If we want a different kind of armed forces we would need a drastic, radical overhaul that would come with its own problems.

red is skimmed, blue is whole

children should spend their youth playing sport, learning instruments and reading books, not wasting their life playing videogames

red is an abomination on this planet

>children
nonce

on chrome my captchas take literally 10 seconds to load an image every time I click one

Watched every episode.
Made me wish I was Australian.

>BAN EVERYTHING!!!
Fucking stupid knee-jerk reactionary cunt

wretched white water

Is this a copy paste from the comments on a BBC article?

Why are br*ts so frail lads ?

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curious as to what happened to cokelad
came across this been scromiting for atleast 45 seconds

Yeet the government

...

>some delicious looking pastries being handed out
>they're 56% fat
AAAAAAA dare I?

playing mw2 with the boys after school was class

but where's the mommy option??

Don't care about fortnite being addictive and all this shit, just think it's a bad game, simple as

t. gaymer

fuck your poll

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try here

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Posh, because that's the patrician option.

you can be arrested for wearing a t-shirt, if you would choose to wear such a t-shirt in a place where lots of jews are present

to say they were "just eating meat" is disingenuously reductive
they weren't even "just" eating meat, like a chicken sandwich or a sausage roll, they were munching on animal carcasses for the express reason of ruffling vegan feathers, and if it makes you feel better to know, they succeeded with flying colours

so calm your tits

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You backwards fucking hill people. Red is whole because it evokes a sense of adventure, danger, and passion. Skim is blue because it's the color of your mom's estrogen. Your colors are all fucked.

Whole is based though.

*rubs your tummy*

that headline is fucking hilarious, imagine THAT being your legacy, getting killed by a ferocious one-bang, mental.

they said the same thing about world of warcraft and pokemon lmao

It's just a silly fad that will blow over, no need to ban fortnite

should be illegal to have treats this good looking

>it's popular so it's good
Ok zoomer.

fucking state

Apparently the main dev of palemoon is a literal furry.

No. I just abhor this fanny attitude we have in the UK to things that might be problematic or troublesome and they way some try to absolve themselves on personal responsibility.

That video games might be addictive shouldn't mean they should be banned.

vegans are not a race of people you stupid cunt

probably not a guild but if a few of us at least pick the same server might be alri to get started

Yeah, knew this wasn't a /brit/post haha

its not video games you stupid cunt its one game thats causing divorces and chronic virgin freak syndrome

bit problematic aye?

All those apologists for the army on the recent thread who said "Noooooo, there's no infiltration by the hard right. Soldiers aren't political people"

Bullshit.

I would not be at all surprised if this is not an isolated incident. It is highly worrying that there are men who are very highly trained in methods of killing people, and are taught to put themselves in the mindset to take life, are being influenced by extremists.

How long before the apologists come onto this thread with "Awww, they're only having a laugh. It's military humour. Get a life, snowflakes."

No it isn't. It's dangerous indoctrination and it has to be rooted out.

that's fascinating stuff, I shall tell whoever asked to know that

ah, yes, the dreaded CVF

DS Politics board is like Jow Forums for liberals. Funny and bat shit insane

apparently the creator went to live in a cabin in the woods somewhere and microdosed on shrooms to make it

To be honest I don't think Hitler did anything wrong except ally with Italy, but okay