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Underage and Underpayed edition

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Underpaid*

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look at her

fucks sake

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fuck yanks

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been staring at this fucking assignment since 12 and written 500 words

Alri poofter
bet thats me in the cap who said that haha raj

Only in little Britain loosers like Southgate get awarded an OBE for finishing 4th.

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47813894

Prince Harry has called for a ban on Fortnite, saying the survival game beloved by teenagers around the world, was "created to addict".

His words add to a growing debate among health workers, governments and lobby groups about whether gaming can be harmful to health.

At an event at a YMCA in west London, the Duke of Sussex launched a scathing attack on social media and gaming.

Of Fortnite, he said: "That game shouldn't be allowed. Where is the benefit of having it in your household?

"It's created to addict, an addiction to keep you in front of a computer for as long as possible. It's so irresponsible.

"It's like waiting for the damage to be done and kids turning up on your doorsteps and families being broken down."

He added that social media was "more addictive than alcohol and drugs".

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That's a man you bender

fuck off with this gay shit either prove that she's not a girl or stfu

yeah yeahj im smoking the persil (persil)
don't fuck with the daz (daz)

Royals should be seen and not heard.

aren't you literally a 33 year old virgin

It's literally a tranny cam whore you runt

catyank on the ropes!

Poley is doing drugs now, allegedly.

gf said her boyfriend is going to beat me up if I don't suck his dick real good

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I'll fight at King Harry's side in the coming Gamer Wars.

Hate you

then fucking prove it i know exactly what you bent freaks do try and trick people into thinking real girls are trap in order to normalize that shit

Desperately lonely lads.
Haven't had a shag in years.

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oh the weird guy at toil came out as being "on the spectrum" today
explains a lot
lol

burger meal for tea

I was cleaning my ass after shitting and toilet paper did not stop having shit. Suddenly I remembered a documentary about animals that said that the alpha male of the bulls in the mating stage moved the tail quickly, scattering shit everywhere, to attract the females. So I just stopped cleaning my ass.

Paki

shags don't make you less lonely retard

Jorge what are you doing here?

yeah it is a bit weird to talk in the third person innit haha

5 day work weeks are too fucking long, 3 days MAX.

the fact that you can't tell thats a tranny just by looking at him means you're DEEPLY in denial bent

Alright I'm proper lonely then.
Never had a gf and haven't socialised in weeks.

rate my bars lads

rorke

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Just punched a coworker in the cock, everyone's creasing x

fitting end for that runt

i'm a virgin by choice

just get a gf its not even hard

ah another bent freak joins the conversation is this being coordinated on the discord tranny wouldnt be surprised
where's the willy you fucking liar should be easy to prove come on...

How do you pronounce "Jorge"?

1. Hoar-Hey

2. Jo-urge

3. Other

*inhales*
*cups my hands on either side of my mouth*
*leans back*
coOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpe

>He wants to see the willy
bender

imagine how grim being a medieval peasant must have been
>life in small hamlet close to nature
>large extended family around you
>live near your childhood friends for life
>marry young and have a family
>honest, dignified work
>high sense of self, everything you believe in isn't constantly undermined
>have holy days literally every week

look at the jaw and shoulder structure lad it's a bloke

George

so you're a virgin incel

whore-gay

*bangs on the table*
show us the willy
show us the willy

i'll believe it when i see it i've been on here long enough to know the tricks these benders play lad they were doing the same thing with lana del rey pictures earlier

Spanish - Hoar-Hey
Portuguese - Same as George

My name is not Jorge. What do I do here? having a good time with my British friends among whom you are not.

*dies of a common cold at 23*
ahh yes

i've had many opportunities to lose my virginity
it never felt right

however the current gf might be the one

Nothing gay about appreciating a good feminine willy

literally fake news

I've never been to London lads.

All downhill from 23 anyway

yeah then die at 23 from TB after getting a splinter

post a pic of her
any excuses you come up will be ignored
you have 5 minutes

yes we get it, you're virgin incel, no need to keep repeating yourself

Other

uproarious

lucky

unless you lived in a city disease wasn't rampant. Its only in cities where everyone was dropping like flies. And even then it was mostly the children that died.

lad

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Maybe go Maybelline

More like diphtheria at six months, then if you live to reach puberty you'll probably live until middle age or so.

grim

No FUCKING way you can deny that's a dude. That's a dude if I ever saw one.

*has a toothache*
*dies*
ah yes good times

*go to the city to get your shoes back from the cobbler*
*die of the common cold*
ahh yes

>go to twitter to see other pics
GRIM GRIM GRIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM

yawn
i'm handsome as fuck and based as well
even my therapist tried to fuck me and now she's losing her license
my professor wants to fuck me too but she's being smart about it

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catyank's imaginary girlfriend!

yes we're all familiar with your bizarre fantasies, virgy boy

prove it

Imagine thinking video gaymes are more destructive than alcoholism or drug addiction.

fuck

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They are experts at taking deceiving pics

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your disbelief only strengthens my ego

neoliberal discord out in full force

>that fucking growth on its hip

vile AND repulsive

I don't think you would have found a poverty stricken life where you needed to compete to hunt the local wildlife to feed your family as entertaining and magical as you believe.
Reckon you would die very VERY quickly like most people did

not a neolib lad unlucky

*enters ye olde storre*

4 BRONZE FOR A BREADLOAF? WHAT KIND OF WICKED SHIT IS THIS?

depending on the time period and where in Europe you lived many lived fine lives. Absolute fantasy that the vast majority were starving and grovelling for the past 1000 years. The Celtic and Germanic peoples were described as giant by the romans, you don't have a race of 6ft+ people without being well fed and healthy

>very VERY quickly
Death rates were obviously higher but it's a myth that most people just dropped dead before reaching 30-40.

I found a glorious Chinese qt on tinder and I COULDN'T GET ERECT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Now she's saying next time she'll bring her toys because she's convinced I'm mostly homosexual.

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