I want Russia to join the EU

pls :3

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No

they'd need to stop being antagonistic cavemen that threaten their neighbors first, that's important to their culture, so don't expect that to happen.

We ask to join EU and NATO in 90's, when we was weak and dindu nuffin and you was busy being world police and bomb Yugoslav civilians.

No you little lopsided headass uglyass boy

What else can you tell me?

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Maybe after Putin

>a third of russians are too poor to even buy shoes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Americans would shimp out if they would actually join the EU. I guess this won't happen for another 50 years at least

>tf
>tp

there are stipluations against nation with territory crises and internal instability joining the EU, or NATO, so that was impossible, as your country was busy blowing up its parliament, and gassing Chechnya.

the knowledge of this fact is also why your government focuses on fomenting dissent and civil war in border states that disagree with being your puppet states so they can't join the EU or NATO. russia is like a disease

Can you pls take them back, Pekka?

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I wouldn't mind at all, russia is not nearly evolved as a nation to join a union of equals though, they're china sized, with romanian sophistication, and balkan incorrigibility

I want every single ruski dead. World would be so much better place for all of us

Ok. We can finish the thread on this.

And superpower level natural resources + nukes

I want turkey and the Balkans to join

How about we dont join any Unions? We already big union called Russia and don't need anything

>implying the EU will exist in 50 years

they are not european

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So far so good

that's what your president wants you to believe
there is no proof of russia ever officially requesting to join NATO. he claimed at some point that "he proposed that idea to clinton". probably never happen. cause he always lies.

>We ask to join EU and NATO in 90's,
lmao. Is that what the russian propaganda wants to you to believe? How the fuck do you even 'ask' that? There were various 'opinions' by different people, that's all.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia–European_Union_relations#EU_membership_discussion
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia–NATO_relations
Educate yourself, ivan and stop repeating bullshit