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listening to the alan parsons project - tales of mystery and imagination
big fan of orson welles in general

mike no!

For me it's wanting to get into a relationship but getting scared when I have to actually talk with people

Hnnnnnng

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Met a white Angolan the other week.
Only genuine lunatic I've spent more than 20 minutes talking to in my life.
Thought the bloke was going to kill me at any moment.

>ummm actually im irish so ummmm

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I know this feeling, gets easier though the more you actually do talk

What paper should I read?
The Guardian's become far too leftypol for me and I swapped to that from the Telegraph because it was becoming far too rorke for me (on top of them not reporting things like the HSBC scandal).

first for baseball and cherry pie

explain

they're literally being genocided

>UP DE RA!!! GO HOME ENGLISH from america

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*apple

conversation always disappoints

Was he Portuguese?
White Africans in black Africa are always nutters, and either extremely religious or jaded chainsmoking alcoholics.

does she actually say this

twitter.com/Independent/status/1113763890750472192?s=19

lmaoooo

corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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What a crease you are my lad x

No I talk all the time in non-romantic settings (although a few years ago I WAS in that horrible position where I couldn't talk to people at all), but it's just romantic conversations I hate every minute of. Ideally I'd slowly fall in love with a friend and then we'd get together because we're already comfortable with each other.

It's what my last (and only) gf was...

>black africa
meaningless term
africa, like the rest of the world, belongs to the white man

Me? Set up dates on 'inder but skip them to stay at home and play video games lol

Insult and abuse my friends on a daily basis. Talk down to women constantly.
Will regularly cut contact with people I know/fugged to get out of talking to them again.
Don't bother to date anymore.
Constantly complain that I'm alone no gf and friends to people I know.

Ye lad they all do

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His family were British, I thought he was a Saffer at first but his wife told me he was Angolan.
He had clearly seen and done some shit throughout his life.

t. never been to South Africa
Maybe if you're some Afrikaaner farmer whose staff hate him you've got a chance of being killed, and they're all arseholes anyway.

BASED

had to wait in a bar for my mate today
seemed like a lovely place, everyone was drinking and chatting and having a grand old time. I want to go to bars with my friends, but all we ever do is hang out at someones apartment and drink tesco ownbrand vodka+coke.

whats the usual pretext normies use to go out to a bar?

Hello. I sincerely meant cherry in my post, and think you should keep your future revisions to yourself. Thanks~

she did when i shagged her round the back of an aldi

bit racist

for me its fear of rejection and commitment and the slow realization that i don't actually want a gf

I've never seen a half black american refer to themselves as Irish. They invented the one drop rule after all

hahahahahahahahahahahahqjahajahahahajajajajajahajajahahaha HAHAHAHSHABAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA STATE STAAAATE

>great-great-great-grandparents
never read anything so funny in my life

Anglo man*

Used a lot in black Africa (by the whites) to describe Africa north of South Africa and south of the sahara.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zq7bpd7LtdI
Was watching

My ancestors

My great-great-great-grandparents lived in bloody Poland, India, Burma, and worst of all, the Midlands. Going that far back for anything but historical interest is retardation.

I don't understand why americans got so upset when JFK died.

Just to grab and pull girl's fannies

Everyone in America is irish even Brazilians so shut your fucking mout

thoughts?

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met a loony once
he was actually very interesting
told me aboit the time he stabbed his dad when he was 12 and got committed, and aboit how he wakes up at 5am every day, cries for 3 hours, then goes back ti sleep until 3pm

he makes a lot of money as a freelance software developer

irishcentral is just clickbait

Barry O'B had family in Donegal.

bars are tedious
you're better off with the tesco shite

Both are absolute cunts.
Mate's gf went to uni with Sophie and they are both despised there.

washing machine's broken

Normally someone just messages the group chat if anyone's keen for the pub. I'll normally head out with one of my flatmates or a mate three to four days of the week for a couple, we're still in unitoil though so it's a lot easier. When I worked in a pub a lot of the old boys will just come in every day of the week at the same time and know their friends'll be there or will arrive shortly.

Woke up in the night with absolutely chronic diarrhoea. I mean the kind where it feels like you are getting stabbed inside. Went on until the afternoon. After a sleep I feel better. Is it safe to eat a pepperoni pizza now?

Maisie is peng

>I want to go to bars with my friends, but all we ever do is hang out at someones apartment and drink tesco ownbrand vodka+coke.
Opposite of my situation
All my friends want to do is go to the Irish bar, while I just want to hang at someone's place or some park and drink and relax

This
He was just a president
When Thatcher died everyone cheered
thots*

>cold war
>was a good one
>americans lived in utter ignorant bliss during the 60s
>attack on home soil

t. glow in the dark nigger

I'm an Anglo Celt.

heard this from a girl on my course who went to school with Sophie

how can you afford that
t. also unitoiler

love sleeping, it's literally my favourite thing

wish there was a way i could sleep forever

kpop desu

Tell me more about your bowel movements

Why is this retard namefagging?

>hehe kiss me im irish GO HOME ENGLISH SOLDIERS LEAVE MY HOMELAND ALONE

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I already gave you all the information I have myself. I just need to know if it's safe to eat pepperoni pizza now.

For me its trust and intimacy issues that cause me to self sabotage every relationship and will lead to me being a 50 year old bachelor

peng

Remember when The Rock talked about his "proud Irish roots" and it turned out the "irish roots" he was talking about were actually Black Loyalists that hated the Irish and wanted them dead?

Yanks are actually the most embarrassing creatures the world has ever produced.

what do I say to a girl I don’t know at my uni? See her walking around and want to say hello

Rather enjoying this new gimmique.

Do they love rugby player cock?

praying for you x

i’m not

I told you that story in confidence.

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Why are you even posting in here? You're a yank.

is this trust and intimacy poster the British lachlan

GBE shit

It's Scotland so probably a lot cheaper than wherever you are - we either go to an old man pub (pretty nice old Edwardian pub - you can always get a seat and it's quiet enough that you can always have a conversation) that does pints of tennents for £2.90 or if we're really skint we go to a shithole drinking den karoake bar that does pints of tennents for £2. Often works out as a false economy though 'cause it's open til 2 every night so you end up staying longer.

shagged maisie and sophie is an utter melt in person

yer woman with the smirk face is lovely though.

Yeah you say hello you fucking sperg jesus

listening to mac demarco

perhaps a hello might do it

This is wife material holy wow

*runs away from work in to the nearby forest*
I'M A HUNTER NOT A TOILMEN

dogshit

To ask a question about Britain, as I sometimes do. Now why are you namefagging? Baffling