/brit/

*says "Joe Rogan podcast* in a scouse accent*
hehehehe

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this nigga eatin beans

Good chap

Remember when conor mc tapped on a russians arm

was just laughing at the naked nig standing on two chairs with the laptop hanging off his dick saying “OY TREEZA WHERES DA MONEY FOR GRENFELL” when a girl asked me why i was laughing

Very surreal. Never knew scousers could read never mind navigate the internet. Not like they can tell siri to bring up joe rogan on youtube.

*ahem ahem*
FUCK N*ZIS

This girl said I don't talk much in front of everybody to embarrass me so I said I just don't give a fuck about you or things you did. Apparently I'm the bad guy now.
I hate people

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your problem was being so defensive
you are the bad guy

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sperg freak

I desperately need all of your attention but I actually don't like any of you

any iron brew man in

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Man why are 2D women so fcking good?

She said it in a rude tone and looked at everyone to get a reaction that I'm some weirdo

based incel

Haha she probably was just trying to bring you into the conversation. That said the bitch still deserved it.

based

No lad because it tastes like raw shite

then she's just an obvious cunt and everyone probably realizes that. if you had controlled your reaction you would've been the good guy and not looked like a total sperg

I have arrived. Bow down before me and worship you celtic god you nameless heathens. I am special, and you are not. Bask in my glory.
No sweaty, you aren't special enough to have a name. Sorry. Off you go now, masturbate to some tranny porn you freakazoid.

got a bottle a few hours ago
its almost empty now :(

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Came out as a conservative to my coworkers today

had a diet irn bru with my dinner just there

t. scottish person

Do you talk much?

lisicki

bitches be like let me run the tap full blast so you can't hear me take a shite

have they changed the formula or summat

stop larping as me

getting a bit bored of posting cats lads

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>He turned his back against the flag
Corb-yn ! Corb-yn !
>He called the queen a dirty slag
Corb-yn ! Corb-yn !
>He hates the poppy, he hates the brits
>He hates the kikes - they're fucking shit
JEREMY CORBYN HE HATES THE FUCKING QUEEN !

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Its always tasted like raw shite

fuck what was that interesting thing about cato the elder
i cant remember

is he the one that voluntarily gave up absolute power over all of Rome and went back to farming

what'd you eat with it haha, chicken mayo?
wasn't talking about irn bru, only iron brew

Ah yes, Scottish "culture"

Remember when posting pictures of sinks was a thing?

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is google broken

>summat
>looks at flag

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look at him go!

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based and greenpilled

'

When I'm actually talking with someone I like. I only like talking 1-1 with people, I always end up being the 3rd wheel, or 5th wheel. Friends and even family ignore me a lot when I talk or talk over me and get all the attention so I don't bother as much anymore

Scottish "culture"

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>33 years old

the wall has done a number on her

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No that was Sulla, both Cato the Elder and Cato the younger were Roman statesmen who issued polemics on the moral decline of the Empire.

i'm one of the only people here who ever sticks up for you, best show some respect

didn't he say he filtered us?
mikey the retard is going to take out his angst on us now because /brit/ bullied is

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man

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Hate it when you order a burger from a muslim bakery and they stick fucking cucumber on it and then you get 2 slices of sweaty horrid cucumber and the buns wet as fuck soft cunts have made my dinner inedible

>no broon sauce

we shouldn't mock them too much for their absolutely dire fried food. or heroin addiction.
keeps the numbers down

any kona big wave man in

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peng, wish we had those here

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>british 33yo
this is a yank 33yo

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Cokemong's dream gal

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pickle rick

sounds like some gay commie shit

I never filter anyone. I feel anyone is entitled to say what they like. I only said it because I wanted to get under your skin, which I did. lol
Sorry, partner. Hard to differentiate y'all.

born in the 90s starter pack

How can you not sleep for 33 hours? Sounds like a poor attempt at an excuse.

yeah, from the non-obese minority

youtube.com/watch?v=oXui7R1S6vk

lets fucking go boys

cocaine you idiot

I wonder what the affect of conversing completely anonymously has on real life conversations. It can't be healthy to converse and have completely no consequences for your views. Hope it doesn't bleed into my real life conversations.

>settled people
The absolute state of non-travellers.

If she's 33 she was born in 1986 you dimwit.

NEED a little mousy irish wife to bear my children

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Because they're not real.

oh whatever

>cocaine you idiot

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>How can you not sleep for 33 hours?

Underage detected.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ce-_K_14To

tune

>born in the 90s starter pack

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Used to be a top shagger before I got my knee injury

Cincinnatus went back to farming

watching gilmore girls

I refuse to believe that slightly stopping re-uptake of serotonin and dopamine can keep you awake for 33 hours. I'd believe it if it was methamphetamine, which is an agonist rather than a re-uptake inhibitor.

Walked past some travellers and an absolute state of a woman came out of her caravan to ask us what the time was. Can't even afford clocks, spend all their money on gaudy looking 4x4s

*defends socialism*
youtube.com/watch?v=1W9t45A1sxU

used to be a top shagger before i injured my asshole in a mandingo anal scene

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what i meant to say was "millennial starter pack" or maybe "millennial to gen z"

18 and a half stone i looked normal ive lost nearly 3 stone for health reasons and now i look like a junkie with a sucked up face being a big lad isnt all its cracked up to be let me tell you

Paul Smart Supermarket Cop