/brit/

Dawg
1996, Denver. I'm out a comedy gig or something we're there backstage doing fuckin' blow. Back then I was snorting an 8ball a day.
An 8 ball a day Joe Rogan.
So anyways my buddy nigger tom from the bronx was there and hes smoking the reefer and next thing yano
*moves away from the mic and coughs phlem*

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Night lads it’s my bed time go toil in the morning catch you all about 9:00 when I get in.

LMFAO

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steamed hams anybody?

Yanks
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Brits
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Phwoar

what is it with asians and femdom?

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I want a black gf but I don't want mutt kids

nothing wrong with femdom

need big iron back in business

>tf
>tp
chink confirmed

Whenever I want to get laid I put up a sign outside my house saying Durham graduate and end up with a queue of women begging for my willy

Yanks love life too much, that's why they don't make good soldiers.

alri paki

just found out jd salinger's son played captain america in 1990

Orientals are a perverted race.

true

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I'm a graduate from Durham University

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looks more like a warwick graduate to me

>Why no, I don't watch porn.. how did you know?

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see ya later m8

aisha is getting a pet snake lads

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mc smally thats me name

Lol

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daily reminder that Warwick University is based in Coventry, nowhere near Warwick

toil ________

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can anyone post what the actual guy looks like?

babestation

>do well with women online
>do shit with women irl

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i'd give aisha my snake if you know what i mean

I'm not German. And I didn't say Yanks weren't good at war, just that they're not good soldiers.

>2006
>2007
Holy Fuck...12-13 years these videos have been spammed for the banter.

>of which 75,000 were armed

Lol.

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that's crazy

>My secret? Deviant pornography and video games for 25 years of my waking life.

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how fucking new are the cunts who think the germanflag user is german

I think reading this paired with what you previously wrote legit made me dumber.

Prove me wrong.

>No of course I don't play video games, I haven't played a video game since 13 years old

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whats blood pudding taste like

We literally have a better war record than Germany

Haha ain't that right buddy. Aren't we great people for being in the know in this shithole

like a used tampon

aisha has snakes, rosie has pigs, sara lagging behind

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some cope in this video

>yanks taking any credit for the european theater whatsoever
grim, grim state of affairs

Off to toil lads

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Dont want to work in an office the rest of my life
FUCK

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ARGGHH WHY DONT WOMEN WANT ME

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the reddit mindset.

Western European theater yeah. Russia did the bulk of the work overall though.

you post on 4channel.org

can you blame them? their government has been brainwashing them since 1941.

We were calling the shots. We told them what to do

real depression hours

I'm terribly sorry for posting it for god only knows what time but couldn't you rate my usual accent vocaroo.com/i/s0StaJwl7OAN
And my attempts to read some scots poems
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KENYA
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don't then

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Yeah, and not a single war Yanks have ever won was won because they had good, or brave or exceptionally tough soldiers. The Spartans were good soldiers. So were the Romans, and the Macedonians, and the Prussians. All of them won wars due to the quality of their soldiers, amongst other factors. This is not the case with Americans.

>can you blame them? their government has been brainwashing them since 1941

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0StaJwl7OAN
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>and if you really want to kiss her, just go right up and tell her

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>>can you blame them? their government has been brainwashing them since 1941

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>We were calling the shots.
Not East of Berlin you weren't.

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Based
I feel much better now

>Yeah, and not a single war Yanks have ever won was won because they had good, or brave or exceptionally tough soldiers. The Spartans were good soldiers. So were the Romans, and the Macedonians, and the Prussians. All of them won wars due to the quality of their soldiers, amongst other factors. This is not the case with Americans
Nobody cares Hans you fucking fecal freak.
Prussians were shit at war you goon. Germany is the most over rated country when it comes to war. Remember that time your king drowned on a crusade. Fucking no swimming peasants. Name one famous German knight. Charlemagne was French also.

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>its a history sperg episode

Woah woah woah

You seem to have fucked up and posted some sort of mutt nigger gook by accident

Delete your post now and I won't report you to the janitor

Mongrels are strictly forbidden

Really savoury sausage.

>Prussians were shit at war you goon

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>leftypol sperg yank
peeeeeaaaaaceeee

what does this have to do with british culture?

I remember liking garden state when I watched it as a 16 year old, but thinking about some of the content in that film, I would almost certainly despise it now

lol

>Name one famous German knight

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teutonic_Order

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No, the reddit mindset is getting elitist about such a loser thing

Prussians were renowned for the quality of their soldiers throughout Europe.

nice as fuck unironically

They were. And gay as well

bloody lovely is what it is
once you get over the 'ewwww its BLOOD' factor it's actually very delicious
just tastes meaty with a bit of tang tbqh w/ u lad

yank can't even shitpost correctly. cringe.

>>Yeah, and not a single war Yanks have ever won was won because they had good, or brave or exceptionally tough soldiers. The Spartans were good soldiers. So were the Romans, and the Macedonians, and the Prussians. All of them won wars due to the quality of their soldiers, amongst other factors. This is not the case with Americans
>Nobody cares Hans you fucking fecal freak.
>Prussians were shit at war you goon. Germany is the most over rated country when it comes to war. Remember that time your king drowned on a crusade. Fucking no swimming peasants. Name one famous German knight. Charlemagne was French also.

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>yanks can't even shiptoast correctly

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The average britposter looks like THAT?!?

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The virgin introspectively lamenting paths not take

The Chad going through the woods with a machete

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>Dude, our fucking soldiers are top quality maaan. Diego Gonzales, the most renowned pilot in the US, just the mere mention of his name strikes fear into the ragheads maaan. He can drop a drone strike with a thick coat of cheeto dust on his fingers maaan

Gets BTFOed out by Baltic tribes

Prussians were shit. Why the fuck do little history nerds bother not learning? They were nothing without the British empire. And they were all gay

sausage again for dindins lads

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Yes. We get it. You're a filthy fucking kike. Now fuck off

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