Ask a bored German anything

ask a bored German anything

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Why use the wrong flag in your post?

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Are kraut females cute?

are you a smug self-righteous bastard like most Germans?

do you have a gf?

do you have germanic features?

Do you want to reunite lost German clay?

Do you want to fuck Angela merkel?

Are you fat?

In was Bundeland lebst du?

that's not our national flag
some are, some aren't
suck my dick
no

BaWü, demnächst zieh ich aber nach RLP

Wie geht's dir?

Do you like simulator games? Where does the meme about Germans liking scat come from? Do you dig holes at the beach?

Warum? Wo in RLP?

Are you going to suicide now that German economy is collapsing?

ganz ok, wie geht's dir?
>Do you like simulator games?
no I don't play video games
>Where does the meme about Germans liking scat come from?
don't know
>Do you dig holes at the beach?
no
Studium in Mainz

What'd you think of the new Rammstein music video?

Do you wish Hitler had won?

best beer on ur oppinion?

our economy is collapsing?
not a fan
I wish he didn't start the war in the first place
don't drink alcohol so I have no idea tbqh

Biste ein Weib

Ich bin nach Mainz gereist. Ich war nur ein bisschen da, aber es schien nett.

dreimal darfste raten

what would you define as entertainment?

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Hows it going

which was better, the 1st reich, 2nd reich, 3rd reich, or the upcoming 4th reich headed by eurofurher merkel

something you can enjoy without participating actively?
I'm oge, and you?

>our economy is collapsing?
Yes mate.
Sorry that you knew about it in this way.

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What country do you think us the most attractive average women?

Doing fine thanks for asking

2nd Reich was the best
ok
don't know I don't travel much
there are qts from everywhere desu
noice

will I ever be happy?

happyness comes in moments, it's not something you'll achieve permanently
work on yourself to have more happy moments

Do you have a scat fetish?

Why are you so friendly abroad and why are you 100 times more civilized than the britts? Will you accept Northern Portugal as your vassal state and save us from the moorish incompetence down south?

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no

are german toilets really like this?

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dunno I don't travel much as I said
and sure you'll get a German governor and will be incorporated into the new Reich soon
some are, mostly old ones

>Dreimal
Puh das ist bei unserem derzeitigen Genderspektrum echt ganz schön wenig. Ich mache es mal ganz Oldschool und sage dass du ein Typ bist

Anzeige wegen Misgendering ist raus

>Anzeige wegen Misgendering ist raus
Scheiße rip

Haste ein bf

>don't drink alcohol
Fake german

>don't drink alcohol
Mashallah

Homo bitte
I do drink a little occasionally but not on my own, only when somebody offers it
and since I'm a loner that happens rarely

Are you black?

no

>7 x 1

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that was awesome
already 4 years ago...

do you like america/americans?

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Europeans usually eat honey?
do you like?

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jokes aside you can't generalize 300 million people
some of you are cool, some aren't
aside from Jow Forums I don't interact with Americans so what do I know
yes of course
I like the thicker honey better than the fluid tho

no

>the fluid
What kind of honey is fluid? Are you talking about mead?

schwul?

What do you people think of Indians or India?

honey can be more or less viscious
I like it better if it's more viscious
nein bin geistig gesund

>geistig gesund
laut dieser Aussage anscheinend nicht

ok dann geh dich mal durchficken lassen

do u have gf

no

bin kein bottom, tut mir leid

Do you have a poop fetish?

Nur attention seeking thots machen hier AMA's also war meine Vermutung dass du weiblich bist nicht so ganz hergeholt

What sort of person are you? Kind, cruel, learned, base?

How do German dudes get girls?

no
entscheid dich zwischen deutsch und englisch du Spast
wenn dir der thread nicht passt dann verpiss dich halt
I'm kind but somewhat awkward
by asking them out I suppose

they get BFs instead

Oha did I hit a nerve there or why are raging this hard, you little retard?

by pretending to be syrians

OP here, yes, I do, but I usually try to hide it

are you always on time?

I try to

do u have bf

Is it frowned upon if you arrive like 10 mins later than you said you would be? Like here, friends will often tell each other they’ll meet a certain time but we’fs always late.

We’re*

no
depends, not everybody is super punctual
I hate it if I have to wait because somebody is slow or lazy

How thick is your accent when you speak English?

>german on Jow Forums
so are you a russian or turk?

I think I have the pronunciation mostly figured out. I don't think I have a typical German accent, just a non-native accent which is directly noticeable

turk

Geht so.

Do you want to gas ze joos wit me?

What do Germans have difficult pronouncing -th?

Mach mir mal einen Döner du Kanacke

Not actually OP nor turk mein neger lmao

lewd

Do Canadians have difficulties using proper grammar while speaking their native language?

Thanks for burning Lapland.

When are y'all gonna start doing Nazi stuff again?
It's been 75 years the fuck are y'all waiting for?

Non, pas vraiment.

Is it true that the Bundeswehr and the people in it are shat on by the average Kraut?

wait wait my freind lets get the economy rekt and you will be surprised what all will go

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