Culture Pals /cp/

Seriously, how the fuck did this happen? edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

old:

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first for WOW BABY... GREETING FROM BANGLADESH... VERY SEX BODY... WOWE...

Tfw disliked by everyone

What was the most autistic thing a qt or you have done on the website?
For me it was a Chinese girl sending me a picture of a Polaroid picture taken by her.

Fourth for no bones sticking out pls when girls make pics and/or vids for me

how the FUCK do you lads keep a conversation going with these qts??? they all seem so disinterested and boring or is that just because ESL

i'm guessing it's 60% ESL

Greetings from the smiling coast of africa, THE GAMBIA

Have any of you ever been messaged by a woman from THE GAMBIA or only men?

You don't talk with them to keep a conversation though.

I was just joking by the way, in fact I'm not exactly a user of this thread, just came by to retrieve some pasta from the OP and skimmed the thread. Keep it going with the mustacho'd lad.

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>What was the most autistic thing a qt or you have done on the website?
Them messaging me is pretty autistic because only an autist would message a guy like me

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Wowh

>Keep it going with the mustacho'd lad.
what a strange coincidence.
I am talking to him now.

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>how the FUCK do you lads keep a conversation going with these qts???
Easy. We have a big culture shock so it's very easy to keep the conversation going and there's always something that can be said. Culture shock is great

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Coincidence indeed, I don't have a mustache, I swear

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The thick Turk from a few days ago viewed my profile again. If my QT finds out that I messaged her she'll go fucking ballistic.

what
the
fuck

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>If my QT finds out that I messaged her
what can we do to let her know? :3
jk. Don't make your qt sad.

idk what's it called maybe it's a mustache that's trimmed? but I believe it's not you (it's you).

Well ladies and gentlemen that's why everyone on Jow Forums is a virgin

Lmaooo

>tfw no 1st world gf

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>what can we do to let her know? jk
I'm very honest with her so I'm sure I'll end saying something. You lot telling her would be redundant.

>Don't make your qt sad.
I won't do anything stupid. just send the Turk a few boring messages, so she'll politely go away.

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What a chad

I'll keep her company : ^ )

>You lot telling her would be redundant.
was joking, fren.

>I won't do anything stupid.
it's all harmless until the thick Turk decides she wants to flirt back :3
just don't hurt your qt :(

>Seriously, how the fuck did this happen?
Shitty Korean made cars, that's how. My dad used to work for a company that made the doors for Kia and Hyundai and there cars are terribly made and do not last. There were always problems with the manufacturing process of their cars.

did you talked about tacos

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>did you talked about tacos
nope we talked about toads and toad hunting. might ask about Salvia Divinorum.

>guy sends me a message
>didnt even view my profile
wat

Was he from THE GAMBIA?

Whats going on here?

>was joking, fren.
I know :)

Fuck off Randy! I thought you were chased out of here months ago

nah, he was from Russia

That's not me :s

too many Randy personalities in this thread now

that would be me

That would be me

lads am i being catfished?
why is a qt Finnish girl up at this time?
why would she be talking to me at 4?

ask what is his favourite taco

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Reverse image search her PFP
Or just ask her

Is she blond with glasses?

i did ask her but i'm not sure
no

Ok. Because there is a finn catfish (female Finn profile), who also happens to be a culture pal

nothing came up on the reverse image search
so i guess she's good

discussing taco might not be the most ideal thing :') because he's a potential /pal/

i thought she's a real gril

Well, i guess it's safe.

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but why is she talking to me then
is she autistic?
am i autistic?

Maybe she can't sleep.
What do I know?
I should be studying, not giving (you)'s

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Is she? I thought she was fake.

I'm not sure. Haven't talk to her.
girls here are usually young ;_;

She mentioned to me about being fake in the past. Unless she was real and lying

Mine is blond with glasses....

>Unless she was real and lying

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It’s confusing

>why is a qt Finnish girl up at this time?
maybe she's a NEET

is that a good thing

Yes

Lol no

why is she so cute bros
it's not fair i already know she's gonna ghost me soon

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Hit her on WhatsApp ASAP. Then go visit her

mate i'm not going to waste money to fly to Finland to meet some girl who would leave me in a second

Make her come to leafland. It's what I'm going to have to do with my Iranian qt.

i live in Toronto though and she told me she hates cities

She doesn't hate cities she hates you

then why is she talking to me at this hour

>he lives in a city
Faggot soyboy

because you are a nigger

I don't want to live here
no

Look she's already learning that hating Toronto is the Canadian way. She'll fit right in.

Then leave it

when I get money
based
I've got stuff tomorrow I'm done for tonight

>when I get money
>he's a poorfag too
Hahahaah oh no no no no

This has been in my fucking head all day, it gets to the point where I say it autiscally out loud