American children like to pretend they are in a war and are killing each other

Every single boy for 10 thousand years has done this

Up until a couple generations ago me could expect to be pressed into at least one international conflict in their lifetimes. This was simply a fact of life until Mutually Assured Destruction brought an end to traditional large-scale international total war. It'll take more than a couple generations to change who we are, at a primal level men are still born for war and a lot of problems in modern society can be attributed to a lack of an appropriate replacement outlet for our instincts.

The toys are probably made in China, so it's 100% their fault.

Children have been playing "soldier" since time immemorial, you fucking retard.

Children played knights long before children ever played Nerf. Children have played cowboys and indians long before they've played Marines and Marxists. I bet 10,000 years ago, children looked up to their dads and got together to play mammoth fucking warrior with broken up sticks and bits of dried mud. It's just in our nature.

If you seriously don't know this, then you're seriously out of touch with actual fucking humanity and children in general. You've been brainwashed by videogames, anime, middle-class income, and suburban housing. You have no fucking idea what it means to be human.

I'm not mad that you're dissing Americans, I'm mad that you don't know what the fuck it is to be human. You've seriously never played soldier as a kid? God damn, I want to shove you in a locker and steal all your lunch money right fucking now. You remind me of some 40 year old alarmist soccer mom, but instead you're a 20-something year old daddy's money prick who's never faced an iota of hardship in their life. Disgusting. I hate middle-class/upper-class people. So fucking out of touch with the working class kids.

Found the Marxist

Uncle sam likes to get them ready and prepared for the next time he wants to send the amerimutt fodder to invade countries he doesen't like. Gotta start when theyre young and malleable!

I fucking HATE commies more than anything. I fucking HATE them with a passion. I'm NOT a commie. But almost without fail, anytime anyone is an oversensitive, out-of-touch-with-the-real-world faggot, they were middle-class/upper-middle class.

Wow, people who live nice, cushy lives, separated from the majority of the general populace, end up growing into soft, cushy individuals who don't know nothing about human nature? Who knew! What a shock!

That's exactly what I'm talking about. I trash on the upper-middle class, and instead of thinking "Oh, he thinks this way because of class divide", you immediately think "Oh, he's a fucking commie", cause you're fucking out of touch. Go find mommy so she can explain it to you, retard.

>hates middle class people
>hates commies
but why

We used to run around with bb guns and shoot each other when we were 6-10. It was fun
I thought it's the same everywhere

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Cause real working class people don't give a fuck about some dumb """""revolution"""""". We work hard, study at some classes, maybe pick up a trade at some blue-collar trade school, and then become middle-class citizens ourselves-- but this time, instead of being born nice and cushy, and turning into a complete faggot, we've already gone through tough times and know how the world works, so now we can pass that practical mindset off to our kids.

Having money isn't bad. It's the faggot mentality that comes with being born a cushy, rich fuck that's faggoty. Middle-class kids are those dumb cunts that walk around at night with headphones in their ears, staring at their phones at night, afraid of guns and wanting to get them banned because "I'LL never have to use it, so neither should YOU!". They're fucking soft sheep. I don't hate their money, I hate their fucking attitudes.

also, while I'm ranting about out-of-touch faggots, commies are the MOST out of touch with human nature than any other faggot ever in existence.

>when you and your homies drop tilted

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Now, that's better

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Compared to the shit boomers got up to with lawn darts and fireworks and all that lightly slapping your friends with foam isn't that bad.

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