/brit

You could have just posted the picture without the cringe text.

What a terrible edition

Haha that cute little cheeky ole bill. Almost makes you forget about the 26 flights on Epstein's private jet.

The joke is he's hiding in the bushes

Yeah still reckon Emmayank and Asian poster yank are the same yank

You listen to me. I've just taken a lot from you. I've taken a lot from people just like you. Just like you. That's tough, isn't it, just like you, that this town is loaded with people just like you, the world is loaded with people just like you. The honest men who are too good to fit anywhere. You're one of the people, aren't you. Look at your hands, have you ever had a callus? You don't get them lifting glasses. Who are you, to be so bitter? Have you ever done one day of work?

don't forget he also looks like eggman with shitty tattoos of swords and shit lol

Asian gfs are a meagre consolation prized coughed up for us by the International Judeocracy

(ASIO this post is satire calm down)

im with asio mate suffice to say you'll be receiving a knock on your door shortly

This but unironically

all I want to do is slide into her.

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asians are the semites of the east

Thailad whats wrong with Pattaya?
Where should I visit?

Knew it

Nah don't be slack I'm just unwinding after a week of toil. Sick of getting knocked.

She doesnt look like that IRL lad, airbrushed as fuck

Need a brit bf

british boys belong to australian men

so then is eggmanlad the same as emma watson yank

Need an English rose gf who has a cute trap brother for some fun on the side when she's being unreasonable.
and I need it PRONTO!

Whatever you're visiting for there are better options elsewhere.
>Where should I visit?
Depends what you want to do.

I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts as she sits on my face.

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Year of the YANK gf

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Stop giving them names, it just encourages their autism

don't go to thailand, it's full of ladyboys with STD

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There's more than enough for both of us I would hope

prince harry wants fortnite banned
based royal

Reckon he should mind his own fucking business

spend 4-5 nights in phi phi

Trains are a lot more interesting than planes, don't know why but they just are.

the godless orient

homophobia is a mental illness

Sephiroth is based

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Want to go to crazy bars with tons of neon lights, eat spicy Thai seafood, go to the beach and maybe pay a lady of the night to engage in sexual intercourse

Kek

lady(boy) of the night, that is

At a conference for work lad, expected to network smdh

Thailad if I went to Thailand could we Eiffel Tower a girl together?

Also no you fools it is not me posting the asian girls (but I would fuck)

Lady(male) of the night

Come to Bangkok then, it's a much better city with all that shit and more.

T. Zoomer

They carry a romantic appeal planes just don't have, they are also more comfy to ride (no need to be here 3 hours in advance and you can look the countryside
Public transport in the uk a shit though

Oh wow I always thought Pattaya was a district of Bangkok

Sydney's most culturally important train station
youtube.com/watch?v=OEkUhwNcpkE

Can you get by with only English? Also what are the best months to visit?

>public transport in the UK is shit
Oh you have no idea what shit public transport is

neet toil in t-32

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>this is what people actually believe

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>Public transport in the uk a shit though
it's fine so long as you're in a built up area

There, I did it so it's not a mystery anymore

Yeh, you'll get by as a tourist with only English, everything is written in English etc.
>Also what are the best months to visit?
This month, songkran is happening in 2 weeks.
youtu.be/b0NHR3E32l0

Since you won't make that, you can come in the cooler months, nov/dec/jan..

I reckon a girl sitting on your face and farting would give you the full dose of the foul stench of the fart. As bad as smelling someone’s farts can vein an open area, sitting on your face would be much worse. A chance I’d definitely take with Emma.

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This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

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I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Jow Forums. Do anything else.

How do the Chinese determine their romanised names

what's wrong with any of that if you find it entertaining

It’s all ching chang chong to me.

I was there not long ago

they say their real name to a rorke and see what he comes back with

like wth do I even do nowadays?
Just dicking around swayin' away
Toilput is what, it is good
Should make myself an noice output.

camp

/brit
ur not
brit
I'm angry
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*buzzes in*
describe Thailad's voice in one word

planted a "do not step on the lawn" sign on my pubus

Evening lads, what’s on the agenda?

there's a bunch of different system that are used

aha love it
*claps in the audience*

30 points

Smelling Emma Watson’s farts.

The sheer numbers of people on this Earth is baffling
China for example - makes the population of Australia look minute despite the fact that 25 million is a lot of people in and of itself

Imagine paying 10£ for a 20 minutes ride between York and Leeds and paying that twice if you board the wrong train
Leeds station a shit btw

Ahh I fucking hate it

Reckon you should turn your trip back on lad

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underrated gimmick

ah yes the only public transport in the uk is trains and you're going to judge the entire thing by one bad experience you had in yorkshire hmm yes very good pierre very good indeed

250 millions Indonesias eyeing up our gorgeous continent looking to sail in and take over if we let our guard down

Why is it so expensive that’s ludicrous

Bet the Fat Controller wouldn’t charge people that much on his railway

Some different conventions were created over the ages

it's a fucking sham it's all chinese and indians and their relatives
you can walk in some places in na/africa/eu/aus for days without meeting a soul, in aus probably for weeks actually

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need a french gf

islamofascism is the foremost threat to the western world in the 21st century

with trains you're meant to book ahead and get season tickets and stuff to get the better deal

Well yeah but Australia’s very urbanised

paid like a 5er to go 2 stations on the tube in London last year, absolutely mental.

Don’t you guys have Oyster cards over there or something like how we have opal cards

Or does it not work that way because your trains are privatised?

Why is it still so hot during the cool months LMAO

in what regard?
if the western world capitulates to islam then I'd call that a lateral step, not necessarily regression

/brit/ made me an incel

Love the comfy romanticism of old British Railways
A bygone era it seems, only sir topham
has an interest in keeping it alive

Great gimmick. Don't want to big it up too much or people will start dogpiling it with bad attempts