Thank you brits and 'mericans, very cool

Thank you brits and 'mericans, very cool

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just goes to show that you should never trust germans and the french

Latvia better prepare for a million Lithuanian refugees.

You always hate the countries in your news feed.

>France is willing to defend Corsica

Well, that's good to know.

If history has taught us anything, it's that you can never trust the Germans

And they call us perfidious.

This is why I hope Germany spergs out again and I can enlist and kill as many of them as I have bullets

I thought Germany was Turkish?

>perfidious alb-

Wait a fucking second here, there's something very weird about those low countries.

This is a ruse so people rely on you and when they’re attacked you’ll be like
>poll? What poll

Don't try anything leaf

Corsica is Quebecois clay (and therefore belongs to her maj).

desu nato is so 20th century

Where did we go? We don't even exist on that map and were part of NATO wtf!

>those who actually know Romanian immigrants would never defend Romania
Really makes you think

I will defend my Romanian Latin brethrens with heart and soul if needed

>notaskedaboutugal

Ha, old zealand is just like new zealand.

based

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bitchass german baka

The maps are made trying to foresee future situations and the Netherlands end up submerged.

everybody loves finland!!

Remember the last time we went to war to "defend" you?

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The Anglo man is the friendliest man on earth

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It's all volunteers so i don't get why it's a big issue. We're talking about a scenario where you'd be drafted and factories would be used to wage war

Why? Ukraine is neither nato nor eu, turks are turning into an autocracy, romanians are gypsies and if the usa is attacked by russia its probably your own damn fault. You cant invade america anyway so we would just serve as a frontline of nuclear war. fuck off of course we dont want to get involved. The map shows we are loyal to our core allies.

while the ANGLO remains standing not a single drop of Estonian blood shall be shed

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Why would Germans want to defend America?

It is in our constitution that our army is only used in the self defense of our own country, so it’s baffling to me how we can be members of NATO and do shit like “peacekeeping” in Mali and Afghanistan

Do you know what perfidious means?

That's retarded, the current government is bitches to EU and China

thank you water...

>everyone likes Latvia
Th-thanks, guys.

Stupid scenario. If Russia attacks the US, there will be a nuclear war. And the US doesn't need Germany of all countries to defend it anyway. Our army is weak with little real life battle experience because we stay out of most wars. You're better off asking Poland to defend you.

And America is full of niggers, doesn't mean you will rush off to defend Namibia if Russia were to invade it.

Because that's how alliances work

Why does what the French and Gernans think matter? UK and USA are the ones who actually have armies to defend anything anyways.

>uk
>army
what?

>defeat, occupy and force us into your sphere of influence
>alliance

Sorry this is what I meant, not army size but they're the only ones spending enough to be members of NATO

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You could've told us to fuck off anytime in the past 30 years yet here we are

Not yet.

US GREEK POLAND AND UNITED KINGDOM COALITION WHEN?

Any idea what the breakdown is of Estonia's military spending?

Would the public even decide? I guess the people in power in Germany would decide to help or not to help America. And parts of the army could mutiny against the people in power.
Budgets are bad. Organisations just spend them even if they don't need to because they are afraid of lowered budgets in the future.

truthbomb

you can't declare war on us if we're not even on the map

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