/brit/

Why not? They've good choons

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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mouthyank looks dead inside
like all yanks when i think about it

They're both pieces in the Four Seasons

I'll check it out. Do you prefer the selected Summer or the selected Winter piece though?

Think I’m the only yank here who isn’t autistically aggressive all the time

Catyank isn't aggressive

It looks so because it is so

I’m not aggressive, I’m assertive.

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For me, it's Winter. Really intense movement desu.

he's aggressively bent lmao

Yes he is you just don’t recognize it’s him when he posts

oh right, I'm already listening to something so I won't be opening. Good taste though lad

For me, it's a morning poo. Really intense movement desu.

Molly

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Molly?

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Last year they just gave me a 10% wage rise at toil without me even asking for it, and the bossman said that it would be even more next year. Then he left, and the new bossman didn't automatically give me more money after a year, so now I'm forced to have to actually ASK for more money. Absolutely fuming desu, I'm far too reserved to negotiate a higher salary

It is. I like it too. But I'm always surprised by how dramatic his Summer is, it feels like the music of an epic battle more than the music of a warm and romantic time or the year, which is probably why I personally lean towards it.

lock rorke up

Tempted to call the OP a dumb yank but that'd be cultural appropriation and I don't want to be racist

Gonna be honest lads I'd fuck this woman

Yeah agreed. All the movements become pretty comfy when you've listened to them a few times, but it was Winter which really got me excited about Vivaldi in the first place

I smashed all my front teeth on a trampoline as a kid.

Three Body Problem trilogy

Friday lads or toils end as I've taken to calling it

What’s rorke done now?

dangerous and downright stupid

Only good in headphones
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She’s pretty isn’t she

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said he was English

Got the proto gf coming round tomorrow night finnaly shag

kek backpack wearing idiots

Molly is like 6’1

IMAGINE

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What's your reading level?

Backpacks are very practical

Think I’m too pale to pull off that style

Just work from home on Fridays, and all of a sudden Thursday becomes toil end. I'm currently in the process of taking this one step further and working from home on Thursday so that Wednesday becomes toil end, but I've not quite cracked it yet.

Need Emma Watson to bust my knackers.

nobody sane needs that much storage space
just use a messenger tote like the rest of the civilised world

Like just imagine her choking you out with her legs

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30th June? what is she doing

The Magic Mountain
Stories of Three Decades
Joseph and his Brothers
Doctor Faustus
Felix Krull

is that "the beach club" of their school or something

Wanking to this

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moving no deal to the summer for maximum tourism damage

Stick thin. doubt they'd choke you out t b h

Gonna have to give her that round, 10-9

Trouble with working from home is I never do any work

>just use a messenger tote like the rest of the civilised world

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uhhhhh-oh........ have just pooed my million pound savile row suit on the tube ... carriage smelly ... no spares, no windows, no escape ...

Maximum riot potential too

Yeah but just imagine

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What year was it everyone was wearing chinos and those shit river island tops?

Imagine being heightmogged by a girl

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She’s like a 4 out of 10 at best, she would be considered ugly as fuck if she was a guy.

I'm not sure if you're being sincere, but I used to wank to that sort of """porn""" quite regularly desu. There was one studio which used to pay homeless men to get properly beaten up by women. Best moment was when they'd get knocked out, VERY erotic if you've got a femdom fetish desu.

Realised it was all very immoral though, so try not to wank to that sort of thing anymore.

based hazza

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imagine getting banned for Spamming/flooding

she looks like some weird goblin thing

Yeah I'm two hours into my working day at the moment, and literally haven't done a single useful thing yet.

Molly is perfect

Jolie laide is patrician taste

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>turns phone on and off again
Your move, Janny

Ayyylmao

kek this is me

my colleague said Islam is the religion of peace

Ayy lmao.

So long as you keep an eye on emails you really can get away with doing fuck all.

just turn mobile data off and on you absolute mong

Just turn airplane mode on and off again not your phone

Harry doesn't want his son the Prince of England to be a gamer

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why don't you quote the Qu'ran then?

In fairness, I've got literally nothing to do, and no one cares if I do anything anyway. You'd think getting paid for nothing is a great situation to be in, but it's actually very de-motivating and I'm probably going to quit soon so I can get a job where I actually do something

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What is wrong with you

sad cunt (to no one in particular)

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She still hasn’t matched with me lads, she must have swiped left. Might as well end it

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I said there were suras that prone violence against non Muslims but he said its taken out of the context and that it can't be applied now. so I said why not remove them or re-write the kuran so it can be applied to the current times. But he said it cannot be changed and had never been changed since Muhammed or whatever wrote it

what a piece of shit

Not sure desu. Been attracted by femdom themes ever since I was about 10. Then, when I was 18, I had a very weird experience where I was randomly attacked by a group of 4 girls (chavs), but instead of being threatened by the situation I found it very exciting and erotic. Since then, that sort of "porn" has always been interesting to me. I try not to indulge the fetish though, because it's the sort of thing that will only ever lead to ruin.

Well that’s obvious as fuck

fuck dude

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was about to make an ironic ISIS post but the trouble with Islamic shitposting is that GCHQ might consider it literal terrorist propaganda, like they did with Sheikh

>I had a very weird experience where I was randomly attacked by a group of 4 girls (chavs)
alri simon from the inbetweeners

gamers are the most oppressed group

Alright /brit/ I own a plethora of guns and one fake one

I need to know if you are able to spot the fake

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I want to huff Emma Watson’s farts lads.

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