Americans have to piss in cups before getting employed

>Americans have to piss in cups before getting employed

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*my mouth

>You can are allowed to have someone else with you in the bathroom

This is actually a fine practice because you are able to sift through all the unrespectable gentlemen of african-american and mexican origin.

Even they are smart enough to fake it you can use an insulator bag and heat it up before hand it just has to be thin

mostly just for manual labor type work

Did Erdogan finally unban Jow Forums?

Not at all, all my code monkey yank friends do it

>t. nig nog

Tu quid, amicus?

Why is Lisbon full of Brazilians?

Yo no entiendo

Based

Because brazillians are fags and they know their country is a shithole

Because the kuruminha pussy was too good

First account of Brazil:
"Walking among them there were three or four women, young and gentle, with their hair very black and very long, loose to their backs; their private parts, so prominent and so neat, and so clean of their hairs that we, by very much looking at them, did not get ashamed.
One of those young women had the whole body painted, from bottom to top with that tincture, and sure she was so good shaped and so rounded, and her private part so graceful that most women in our land, if had seen those features would feel abashed for not having their own like she has hers."

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Thought it was funny I didn't need one for my state job but did for an insurance company job.
Now I'm military so someone watches my penis when I get picked.

>no of course you can't be on drugs if you work here?!?

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better than working with drug addicts

>getting monitored in every aspect of your life is better than working with based drug users

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You will never live the life of an iberian explorer,
just hold me

INDIOs are ugly and disgusting. Brazil is a white-black nation.

It's just to make sure you aren't on drugs. What's wrong with that?

>implying whites aren't the worst druggies

This american flag ain't alright

Not like there's much to watch

>Americans have to piss on their keyboard to form a coherent sentence

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>Visit doctor
>She's a 6,5/10 woman in her 40's
>Tells me I have to do a drug test
>Ok
>Notice there's a window from the doctor's office where she can observe me taking a piss
>This is to prove I'm not tampering with the results
>Too shy to piss with someone watching
>"Just whip it out" I hear
>Comply
>Unsurprisingly I'm clean
>She pinch my cheek while saying"See, it wasn't that hard now was it?"
>Leave with a wierd boner

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