/brit/

humans are programmed to have a natural variance in what they find attractive to prevent everyone from fighting over the single "Objectively Most Attractive" person in the tribe

me in the bowtie

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to promote equality

thank god. i wouldnt be able to leave the house

nice one how do you know all those girls are they from your uni

>this is normal
>probably gonna break up With her eventually
hm

reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b9mx4m/my_27f_ex_boyfriend_30m_and_i_share_custody_of/

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can't be; I'm the man in the bowtie

Dumb crossposter

they don't deserve it

made a joke on brit/ a few days ago and got loads of replies
still reliving the moment

Then why are white blonde women desired and considered the epitome of beauty by every single male on the planet

nah I won a competition

personality is extremely important

respectfully disagree

lol

Yes, breakups are normal in modern dating. It's much rarer that you date someone and end up settling with them than it is that you date them and break up with them, which is the expected result

WE'RE GONNA ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT

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good post

what comp how old are you you look jewish btw lol

do you mind?

youtube.com/watch?v=EjM2014Rhxs
here's a brief history of feminism

Read that in the past thread all very bizarre, guy sounds almost like one of the mutts on Jow Forums

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This sounds so childish

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fucking hell just blow your brains out if you think this unironically

If I wee on my jeans am I ok just to dry it with a hair dryer or will it smell do you think

why do soys do this with their mouth

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kotyank your life is even more tragic

>calling out crossposting
don’t care

never been out with a girl that i didn't eventually break up with
inevitable really

dab it first

explain?

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why do sixth formers come here?
go and revise or something

dumb crossposter

crossposting is welcomed because i cba looking elsewhere for funny posts

hmmm wonder why those tweet were deleted what do you think they said

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makes little porn-addicted scrotes think twice about how porn portrays sex

what is this, bait for ants?

never been "dumb crossposter" posted once

when did the adrenaline die down

Channel 4 is a degenerate channel

why are white people so obsessed with dogs

i don't see what's tragic about my life lad

yeah me neither and i always nick pictures and opinions and pass them off as my own

this is what all dumb crossposters say

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because at the same time there is a natural preference toward certain traits (healthiness, height, etc) and a major effect from societal programming caused by mass media

cope

I've had it done twice, one was pure coincidence and not even the same pic size, other was intentional and I even said so in my post.

sometimes i go on the archive, find a funny post, and then just copy and paste it into /brit/ for easy (You)s

and i know im not the only one because sometimes the replies i get are copied replies from the original thread too

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the problem with crossposting is whatever is being crossposted will almost always be off-topic by virtue of coming from somewhere else

it’s basically impossible to be off-topic in /Brit/

most relationships end, it's unavoidable

this is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture
if it's not about British culture then it is off-topic

logically speaking, there is only 1 girl you will ever settle down with

therefore assuming you arent a virgin freak and have had a normal number of girlfriends (~6) then you will have broken up with 85% of your partners

ergo, breaking up with someone is normal

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>>
That's not true.
kingsman on /tv/
arry kane on /sp/

the list goes on

i am supremely based!

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you have never been in a relationship

Channel 4
4channel

hmm...

my motto? if i can’t have it then nobody should

>normal number of girlfriends (~6)
>starting and ending five different relationships
who can actually be bothered with this?

fix your life

going into a relationship expecting it to break down is probably the reason your relationships have been breaking down
the generation when everything was still good and proper had one relationship for their whole lives
accepting and expecting break-ups are yet another symptom of a failing society who has given up on the sanctity of marriage

rightwingwatch.org/post/white-nationalists-adopt-clowns-as-their-next-racist-symbol-yes-seriously/

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Peng

starting a relationship with the belief that it will probably end in separation is fucking weird

>the generation when everything was still good and proper had one relationship for their whole lives
you cannot possibly think this is true

Is diego here yet???

dumb crossposter

Haha that's mad. That's actually a banana that looks like a duck. Mental haha x

how many girlfriends did your grandad have?

>white supremacists

ah yes you mean pale white teenage sixth form boys who play computer games and go on Jow Forums all day long and have no contact with the outside world and wear GAP hoodies

i mean nothing about that article is incorrect
honkposting is explicitly racist

Don't browse Jow Forums, too smart for that

Ancestry DNA test results came back

Turns out I’m a sentient filing cabinet

mad how unfathomable monogamy is to the zoomer mind

chuffing loads; he was in the navy
probably had a few blokes as well the old dog

kek. this is me

Was wondering why my hair wasnt as springy like it normally is and its cause I forgot to put some pomade in haha fucks sake what am I like

>going into a relationship expecting it to break down

nobody does this, nobody has said this in the thread apart from you
stop creating arguments

Honk honk

both mine married when they were around twenty
they're still married now

...

if you can't keep up with a simple conversation then leave the thread

thinking that you should spend the rest of your life with the first person you strike up a bond with is absolutely delusional, you simply don't know any better
i've loved at least three girls in my life and could have spent the rest of my life with any of them but it just didn't happen