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that embassy was his prison. where is he foing now

America, to supermax probably

dont wear jeans

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scruff

two too many wanks for a friday.

evening plans:
post toil lie in bed and listen to music
gymtoil
pasta and bacon for dindins
finish my coding assignment
play with the cat
bed

australian butler bought fosters instead of pouilly-fuissé 1976 again
put him in his cage for a bit

if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit-

haha diego do you really watch naruto

would not hire an australian butler, not racist just don't think they have cultural competence

alri lads
got an interview at my city's largest engineering consulting firm on monday
which fit should i wear?

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she wants a ShoeZone man

Graham's back tonight
>Sally Field
>Bill Pullman
>Keeley Hawes
>Matt Lucas
>The Lumineers

blog on

What age are you?

>it's a Blogaloneeveryfridaynight episode

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Both of these look like dogshit so I don’t think it matters

manlet/10

not in many many years no but I have seen a lot of it yeh lol
get in
don't give a fuck about any of those not even sally field tho rip
fair point, sorry.

Jeans are for scruffs you muppet

how cool is outer space

Fucking freezing mate

unironically want to be an astronaut
might join the Air Force after uni

shut up you crackhead

runts getting absolutely mogged by moggy

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LOL

bruce we’re not paying you for your astronomical knowledge
now scrub those toilets

thog dont care

Lad we don't have a space programme, after we leave the EU no brit will ever go into space again

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chaturb
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kush7/

Jeans are literally for scruffs you retard
Look up why jeans were made

foy
i'm 5'11 finnlad

Cargo Pants that can zip off the bottoms to be Cargo Shorts > Capris > Jeans

This is America
Don't catch you slippin' up
Don't catch you slippin' up
Look what I'm whippin' up
This is America (woo)
Don't catch you slippin' up
Don't catch you slippin' up
Look what I'm whippin' up

No Brit will leave his county after brexit LOL

Shut the fuck up catyank you embarrassing manlet

We should introduce free movement to the BOTs, gonna go live in Bermuda

said you were 5ft 9 before

shan't reply to you

More and more I think about the question "if you had a super power..." and how as I age I no longer want to fly or stop time but to never gain weight so I could enjoy pastries when I want.

(8) I think that you're truly something special (8)

shut up you scruff

wear a fucking belt you bellend

Still want teleportation. Not because it'd be fun anymore, but because I can't be arsed commuting

did you see what ive done
came in a black benz
left in a white one

i have a dark brown belt and dark brown shoes, i just didnt put them on
i have a blue patterned tie as well but i don't know how to tie it properly so i probably won't wear it lol

ye hate when that happens to me

Jean wearing kike
Anyone who wears jeans is a tramp

fuck off you scruff

hmm haha catyank sort of looks like dilbert who was also an engineer

Would be excellent for crime, get put in prison? Teleport out

Agreed
Jeans are for children
Got a pair on though

most astronauts are 40 years old
a lot can happen in 20 years
maybe ill even sign on to a corporation as a private-sector astronaut

Thoughts on this?

youtu.be/mWLPfKwT6B8

But I'm not a criminal. I could rob people right now if I wanted to but I don't, being able to teleport wouldn't change that

What phone?
Looks cool as

If I had the power of teleportation I'd teleport into your mum's room and rape her

t. Slob
I don't own a single pair of jeans

You could teleport inside bank safes and places like that and take what you want, victimless crime

there's nothing "hnnnnng" about that tranny twig

what idioms do you genuinely hate?
for me, it's "the shoe's on the other foot"

footy on tonight

>there's nothing "hnnnnng" about that tranny twig

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FSCS only covers up to iirc £80,000 per account so someone could be losing out actually

scruffy tosser

footy is on the other foot tonight

you could win money legally by taking part in marathons with large prize pools, or working as a faster-than-light courier service

But why would I? I'm not a thieving chav

yeah it should be the boot's on the other foot now

cant believe somebody responded rudely to my post what a fucking piece of work

i know what happens at the end of game of thrones

for me its pakis and muslims simple as that

Wow, so you read the same leaks as the rest of us.

big ting

Don't spoil it for me

if you had teleportation ill tell you exactly what would happen
>wake up
>have teleportation abilities
>show your mates
>teleport around, maybe do some petty theft, have a grand old time
>get shot with a tranquiliser dart and bundled into a black van
>get taken to a SIS black site and kept permanently unconscious in a secure facility while eggheads run all sorts of tests on you
>IF they let you wake up, they'll hold your family hostage to prevent you from teleporting away
>live your whole life as a rat in a cage
>eventually they dissect and dismember you
>get cremated and tossed into the sea

in scotland jobby means poo

they wake up and it was all a dream

GRMM takes a graphic twenty minute shit while the two kike writers
watch BLACKED in the other room
The ambient noise of the porn is heard over the fat fuck’s grunting

arse

maisie obliterates me gonads

>
I'd rape all women i see

like to think that i have more faith in humanity than that

I'd teleport into celebrity's bedrooms and then spill spaghetti because I don't know what to say, grab a pair of their knickers and teleport home to wank into them

Obviously lost on you then

My superpower would be immunity to tranquiliser darts

wish i could teleport my willy into women

Does that mean you couldn't take ket

My superpower would be all of yours but better